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how are you supposed to give women CPR without groping their tits

i never understood this we only ever practiced on each ot...
very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house
  06/05/25
ur supposed to save only men, let the women die
Black Keepsake Machete Gunner
  06/05/25
Pro tip: you dont
Sick concupiscible hall
  06/05/25
do you think you can start a woman's heart again by grabbing...
very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house
  06/05/25
...
Dashing godawful national candlestick maker
  06/06/25
still unclear on this
very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
person needing cpr needs to be fully bare chested in order f...
tripping cumskin mad cow disease
  06/06/25
ok but this doesn't answer my question if she has big nat...
very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
Bolt ons too ime
brilliant hyperactive organic girlfriend
  06/06/25
CPR doesn't work on women
naked idiot
  06/06/25
if you save her life with cpr you will break a few ribs and ...
Beady-eyed jet water buffalo
  06/06/25
what if you rape her after she regains consciousness do y...
very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
pass her height, phenotype requirements and you can go nuts
Beady-eyed jet water buffalo
  06/07/25
cq
tripping cumskin mad cow disease
  06/07/25
consent is implied if they are not responsive and you have a...
tripping cumskin mad cow disease
  06/07/25
wrong consent is NEVER implied for Melvins
Beady-eyed jet water buffalo
  06/07/25


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Date: June 5th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house

i never understood this

we only ever practiced on each other (all men) in training/practice so it never came up

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Date: June 5th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Black Keepsake Machete Gunner

ur supposed to save only men, let the women die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733934&forum_id=2...id.#48990535)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Sick concupiscible hall

Pro tip: you dont

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Date: June 5th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house

do you think you can start a woman's heart again by grabbing her tits and honking them hard enough

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Dashing godawful national candlestick maker



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house

still unclear on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733934&forum_id=2...id.#48991911)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: tripping cumskin mad cow disease

person needing cpr needs to be fully bare chested in order for AED pads to be properly attached, just fyi

and yea, they have chick manikins now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733934&forum_id=2...id.#48991928)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house

ok but this doesn't answer my question

if she has big naturals there's just no way you can give CPR without at least fiddling around with the tits a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733934&forum_id=2...id.#48992006)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: brilliant hyperactive organic girlfriend

Bolt ons too ime

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: naked idiot

CPR doesn't work on women

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed jet water buffalo

if you save her life with cpr you will break a few ribs and she'll sue

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: very tactful irradiated rigor step-uncle's house

what if you rape her after she regains consciousness

do you think that would make up for the broken ribs and she wouldn't get upset at you

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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed jet water buffalo

pass her height, phenotype requirements and you can go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733934&forum_id=2...id.#48993938)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 6:13 AM
Author: tripping cumskin mad cow disease

cq

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Date: June 7th, 2025 6:15 AM
Author: tripping cumskin mad cow disease

consent is implied if they are not responsive and you have an active certification. if they are conscious you need to obtain consent.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed jet water buffalo

wrong consent is NEVER implied for Melvins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733934&forum_id=2...id.#48994468)