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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Cerebral filthy house
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
motley theater really tough guy
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
primrose vibrant party of the first part site
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Contagious kitty
  06/06/25
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amethyst provocative native
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Cobalt galvanic double fault laser beams
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Cerebral filthy house
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
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  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
irate cuckoldry business firm
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
stimulating stage partner
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
garnet odious main people lodge
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
stimulating stage partner
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
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  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
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Cobalt galvanic double fault laser beams
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maintaining average weight is the secret to life
razzmatazz menage immigrant
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
laughsome bearded legal warrant
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
Damn
laughsome bearded legal warrant
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
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not including tip
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Contagious kitty
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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garnet odious main people lodge
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he can pay in installments using klarna
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Buff Home Quadroon
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
infuriating exhilarant knife becky
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
infuriating exhilarant knife becky
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
garnet odious main people lodge
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
infuriating exhilarant knife becky
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Cobalt galvanic double fault laser beams
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
razzmatazz menage immigrant
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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  06/06/25
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Buck-toothed gold spot
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
razzmatazz menage immigrant
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
abnormal blood rage
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
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amethyst provocative native
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
elite bonkers step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
elite bonkers step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
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  06/06/25
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stimulating stage partner
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
charcoal fighting set
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Razzle church building ratface
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
mind-boggling public bath
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
talented ocher location turdskin
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
greedy feces
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
beady-eyed address
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Amber travel guidebook
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
stimulating stage partner
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cerebral filthy house

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: motley theater really tough guy

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: primrose vibrant party of the first part site

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Contagious kitty

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: amethyst provocative native



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Cobalt galvanic double fault laser beams



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Cerebral filthy house

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: unholy private investor genital piercing

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: irate cuckoldry business firm

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: garnet odious main people lodge

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: stimulating stage partner

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz menage immigrant

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: unholy private investor genital piercing

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Cobalt galvanic double fault laser beams



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz menage immigrant

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: laughsome bearded legal warrant

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: laughsome bearded legal warrant

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Cobalt galvanic double fault laser beams

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz menage immigrant

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: charismatic jade factory reset button institution



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: garnet odious main people lodge



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: elite bonkers step-uncle's house



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Contagious kitty



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Amber travel guidebook

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Cerebral filthy house



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: garnet odious main people lodge



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: unholy private investor genital piercing



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Chestnut gas station national security agency



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle church building ratface



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: motley theater really tough guy



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: primrose vibrant party of the first part site



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: charcoal fighting set



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic swashbuckling locale



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: talented ocher location turdskin



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling public bath



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Buff Home Quadroon



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy wonderful toaster



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: multi-colored adulterous parlor wagecucks

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: navy chad digit ratio



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: garnet odious main people lodge



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: blathering space dingle berry

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Buff Home Quadroon

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: infuriating exhilarant knife becky

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: infuriating exhilarant knife becky

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: garnet odious main people lodge

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: infuriating exhilarant knife becky

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Cobalt galvanic double fault laser beams

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz menage immigrant

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: talented ocher location turdskin

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gold spot



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz menage immigrant

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: abnormal blood rage

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: awkward pervert chapel

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: amethyst provocative native



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: elite bonkers step-uncle's house

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: stimulating stage partner

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: elite bonkers step-uncle's house

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: electric volcanic crater faggotry

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: stimulating stage partner



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: charcoal fighting set

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle church building ratface

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling public bath

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: talented ocher location turdskin

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: greedy feces

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed address

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Amber travel guidebook

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: aromatic karate

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: stimulating stage partner

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994921)