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If you won a $3 billion lottery would you open a record store

Building $1 million taxes insurance overhead $180,000k/yr, m...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
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Adventurous Location Philosopher-king
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I always think you should own the building with these things...
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Adventurous Location Philosopher-king
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The question is would you be like “oh no my net worth ...
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razzmatazz harsh garrison
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I’d open a numismatics shop and precious metals bullio...
hairraiser idea he suggested
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All that I've known really struggle. They're tiny, family-ow...
Flushed Cruel-hearted Partner
  06/15/25
I would do this and open a fountain pen store next door and ...
Aquamarine faggotry
  06/14/25
Would also sell pocket knives and War Hammer figurines.
Aquamarine faggotry
  06/14/25
I heard a rumor Fountain Pen Hospital is for sale.
clear stimulating school
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no. running a shitty retail store doesn't sound like the bes...
mind-boggling roommate genital piercing
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It doesn’t preclude you from doing other shit. You&rsq...
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Adventurous Location Philosopher-king
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You could hire some Loser to run it
Irradiated national police squad
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lol at ever being seen in public again if i had $3 billion.
tan home pistol
  06/14/25
cr this is how you know OP is a Loser
Doobsian sweet tailpipe stage
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Why don’t you people understand that you’d basic...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
  06/14/25
Even then it's Losery and not something someone with that am...
Doobsian sweet tailpipe stage
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You’re acting like you’re exeunt or something. A...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
  06/14/25
You're acting like Kevin Smith, a Loser.
Doobsian sweet tailpipe stage
  06/14/25
It’s .03% of NW. I would do other things too 😔
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Adventurous Location Philosopher-king
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You’d still be a Loser, Champ
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Deranged heaven
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Fuck no wtf
Boyish Headpube
  06/14/25
first thought was sure why not but actually no way. my w...
Garnet 180 Address
  06/14/25
You could easily keep it a secret. It’s like .03% of N...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
  06/14/25
back in the 90s, the only way to get obscure Japanese video ...
Poppy lascivious yarmulke toilet seat
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I wouldn’t deign to “run” one, just own it...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
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Maybe Vinyl is so fucking expensive, I can't comprehend h...
Spruce Nibblets New Version
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The covers are better bc they’re massive and not made ...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
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There are people that have spent multiple thousands on LPs a...
Spruce Nibblets New Version
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Streaming hasn't caught up to CDs imo. Idk maybe it has rece...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
  06/15/25
In what way? In terms of quality you can stream in lossless ...
Spruce Nibblets New Version
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Moral reasons lol.
razzmatazz harsh garrison
  06/15/25
One could say it was theft
Spruce Nibblets New Version
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what's done is done
razzmatazz harsh garrison
  06/15/25
no i would not
arrogant bawdyhouse filthpig
  06/15/25
Would you do gay Africa shit like exeunt or just Hickok45 ra...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
  06/15/25
i would put Erik Prince out of business, and i'd own so much...
arrogant bawdyhouse filthpig
  06/15/25
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Adventurous Location Philosopher-king
  06/15/25
I would open a Film Production company afaik
wonderful wine mad-dog skullcap
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I would too. Losing $25m per Film would be nbd. All the labo...
razzmatazz harsh garrison
  06/15/25
I'd buy up land and create my own town
duck-like liquid oxygen puppy
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Not exclusively vinyl, but CDs & shirts as well. I'd ...
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

Building $1 million taxes insurance overhead $180,000k/yr, maybe $27k in sales per year. Is it worth it? You could pretend it’s the 90s and employ suicidal Gen Xers as a form of charity. Seems better than what bill gates does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016272)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Location Philosopher-king



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

I always think you should own the building with these things or just not bother imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016280)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Adventurous Location Philosopher-king



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

The question is would you be like “oh no my net worth 😢” or just chill and ngaf? It seems like, at some point, even with billions in wealth, that most would eventually sell the place out from under the Gen X wards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016287)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Location Philosopher-king



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016571)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: hairraiser idea he suggested

I’d open a numismatics shop and precious metals bullion buy/sell shop.

It’d be a fuckton of work but I think I’d enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016295)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Flushed Cruel-hearted Partner

All that I've known really struggle. They're tiny, family-owned and limited in profitability. Attending major shows & having an online presence is mandatory, though they don't travel international.

I'd enjoy doing it as well, but I imagine it's only going to get harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018076)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine faggotry

I would do this and open a fountain pen store next door and also a store to sell nothing but mechanical keyboards. I am very autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016296)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine faggotry

Would also sell pocket knives and War Hammer figurines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016297)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: clear stimulating school

I heard a rumor Fountain Pen Hospital is for sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016324)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling roommate genital piercing

no. running a shitty retail store doesn't sound like the best use of $3-billion.

its like billy corgan running a tea shop. wtf is wrong with you man?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016299)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

It doesn’t preclude you from doing other shit. You’d hire a Gen Xer to run it. Maybe a 1981 millennial if no decent Gen Xers could be found. Since no one uses cash anymore they couldn’t really steal that much from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016309)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Location Philosopher-king



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Irradiated national police squad

You could hire some Loser to run it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016675)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: tan home pistol

lol at ever being seen in public again if i had $3 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016587)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Doobsian sweet tailpipe stage

cr this is how you know OP is a Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016592)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

Why don’t you people understand that you’d basically never have to go there irl. Let the Gen Xers handle it. This is better than giving money to Africa imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016597)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Doobsian sweet tailpipe stage

Even then it's Losery and not something someone with that amount of money would do. This is something Kevin Smith would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016608)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

You’re acting like you’re exeunt or something. As if having more money limits possibilities and forces you to do gay shit or Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016613)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Doobsian sweet tailpipe stage

You're acting like Kevin Smith, a Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016617)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

It’s .03% of NW. I would do other things too 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016626)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Location Philosopher-king



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Date: June 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: sienna boiling water

You’d still be a Loser, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017220)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017318)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Cerebral Mewling Office



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: Adventurous Location Philosopher-king



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Deranged heaven



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Boyish Headpube

Fuck no wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016591)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Garnet 180 Address

first thought was sure why not but actually no way.

my wife would to try to take it over or at least give a lot of “input” constantly. it’d just be a yuge headache. she is a Millennial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016624)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

You could easily keep it a secret. It’s like .03% of NW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49016627)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Poppy lascivious yarmulke toilet seat

back in the 90s, the only way to get obscure Japanese video games and anime were those specialty shops people only knew about through word of mouth. I like the idea of running one but the internet ruined everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017253)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

I wouldn’t deign to “run” one, just own it behind the scenes. Maybe go in as a Secret Shopper to grade the staff. But we need more things to employ Gen Xers. The latest shooting in Minnesota was bc the Gen X assailant was unemployable bc he’s Gen X. We only need like 7000 of these jobs nationwide spread out strategically to absorb all excess Loser human capital. Instead Bill Gates and exeunt are focused on Africa. What is .03% of your current NW? $280?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017274)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Spruce Nibblets New Version

Maybe

Vinyl is so fucking expensive, I can't comprehend how it's so popular. It doesn't sound better than digital unless a vinyl release has a master with more dynamic range and you can ignore the clicks and pops.

I feel like it's a meme that is on the way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017283)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

The covers are better bc they’re massive and not made of plastic. That’s like 45% of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017295)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Spruce Nibblets New Version

There are people that have spent multiple thousands on LPs and listen to them on a shitty Crosley.

From a sound quality perspective, that money would have been far better spent on a legit stereo and a streaming subscription.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017526)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

Streaming hasn't caught up to CDs imo. Idk maybe it has recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017529)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Spruce Nibblets New Version

In what way? In terms of quality you can stream in lossless or even hi-res lossless from Tidal, Apple Music & Qobuz.

In terms of selection nothing can top CDs. But Spotify has 99% of what I want and I can live without the 1% it doesn't have.

This might sound dumb but I got rid of my massive hoard of downloads for moral reasons and listen only to Spotify now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017979)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

Moral reasons lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018054)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Spruce Nibblets New Version

One could say it was theft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018406)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

what's done is done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018416)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: arrogant bawdyhouse filthpig

no i would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017327)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

Would you do gay Africa shit like exeunt or just Hickok45 range with metal targets and poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017371)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: arrogant bawdyhouse filthpig

i would put Erik Prince out of business, and i'd own so much land ted turner started getting insecure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018470)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Location Philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018836)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: wonderful wine mad-dog skullcap

I would open a Film Production company afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49017989)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh garrison

I would too. Losing $25m per Film would be nbd. All the labor is cheap bc it’s all liberal artists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018038)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: duck-like liquid oxygen puppy

I'd buy up land and create my own town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018045)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Flushed Cruel-hearted Partner

Not exclusively vinyl, but CDs & shirts as well.

I'd open a metal shop, and have a number of JVs with European companies. (Ravage Records just re-released Resurrection's Embalmed Existence in SS & LS!)

Maybe I could get Dan Seagrave to sell prints & sign albums he painted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2...id.#49018082)