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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Lime nibblets point
  06/30/25
wow lol
shimmering community account location
  06/30/25
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doobsian awkward theatre athletic conference
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
shimmering community account location
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Lime nibblets point
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Judgmental ticket booth
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Lime nibblets point
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Glittery philosopher-king headpube
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
french maniacal gay wizard
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
shimmering community account location
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Erotic national security agency
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Lime nibblets point
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
french maniacal gay wizard
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Sapphire yapping site antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
shimmering community account location
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Lime nibblets point
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
thriller half-breed school
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
lemon filthpig
  06/30/25
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Shivering french chef circlehead
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
useless clown
  06/30/25
...
Lime nibblets point
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
seedy twisted range
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Mind-boggling geriatric skinny woman
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
trip lake friendly grandma chapel
  06/30/25
...
Erotic national security agency
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Sapphire yapping site antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Bright dragon
  07/01/25
...
Mind-boggling geriatric skinny woman
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Comical Chocolate Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Bonkers Honey-headed State
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
charcoal turdskin
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
garnet step-uncle's house stock car
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Buck-toothed Cuck Ape
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
self-centered coffee pot black woman
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Lime nibblets point

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: shimmering community account location

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: doobsian awkward theatre athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: shimmering community account location

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Lime nibblets point

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Judgmental ticket booth

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Lime nibblets point

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Glittery philosopher-king headpube

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: french maniacal gay wizard

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: shimmering community account location

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Erotic national security agency

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Lime nibblets point

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: french maniacal gay wizard

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Sapphire yapping site antidepressant drug

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: shimmering community account location

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Lime nibblets point

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: thriller half-breed school

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: lemon filthpig

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Shivering french chef circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: useless clown

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Lime nibblets point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: seedy twisted range

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric skinny woman

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: trip lake friendly grandma chapel

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Erotic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Sapphire yapping site antidepressant drug

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Bright dragon

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Comical Chocolate Twinkling Uncleanness

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Bonkers Honey-headed State

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: charcoal turdskin

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: garnet step-uncle's house stock car

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Cuck Ape

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: self-centered coffee pot black woman

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065360)