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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Mint boyish voyeur
  06/30/25
100%
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Mint boyish voyeur
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Buff Cerebral Doctorate Cumskin
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
cr
Stirring dragon black woman
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
exciting preventive strike area
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Disrespectful Jew Public Bath
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
cream sick national security agency
  06/30/25
...
Disrespectful Jew Public Bath
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Hilarious office
  06/30/25
?
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
LMAO
Stirring dragon black woman
  06/30/25
🧐
claret school
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Metal yarmulke
  06/30/25
link?
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Stirring dragon black woman
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Splenetic death wish theatre
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Vivacious painfully honest mediation
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Vivacious painfully honest mediation
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Vivacious painfully honest mediation
  06/30/25
yes
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Vivacious painfully honest mediation
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Splenetic death wish theatre
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
cream sick national security agency
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
cream sick national security agency
  06/30/25
B46*
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
cream sick national security agency
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
haunting faggotry boltzmann
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
cream sick national security agency
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
haunting faggotry boltzmann
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
haunting faggotry boltzmann
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Splenetic death wish theatre
  06/30/25
tcr
Mint boyish voyeur
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Disrespectful Jew Public Bath
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Mint boyish voyeur
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Silver Stock Car
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
cream sick national security agency
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
claret school
  06/30/25
😏
Splenetic death wish theatre
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Mint boyish voyeur
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Vibrant bright organic girlfriend orchestra pit
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Mint boyish voyeur

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Mint boyish voyeur

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Buff Cerebral Doctorate Cumskin

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stirring dragon black woman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: exciting preventive strike area

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jew Public Bath

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: cream sick national security agency

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Hilarious office

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stirring dragon black woman

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: claret school

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Metal yarmulke

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Stirring dragon black woman

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Splenetic death wish theatre

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest mediation

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest mediation

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest mediation

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest mediation

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Splenetic death wish theatre

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: cream sick national security agency

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: cream sick national security agency

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cream sick national security agency

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: haunting faggotry boltzmann

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: cream sick national security agency

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: haunting faggotry boltzmann

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: haunting faggotry boltzmann

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: impertinent razzmatazz idea he suggested

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Splenetic death wish theatre

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Mint boyish voyeur

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jew Public Bath

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Mint boyish voyeur

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Silver Stock Car

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cream sick national security agency

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: claret school

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Splenetic death wish theatre

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Mint boyish voyeur

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Vibrant bright organic girlfriend orchestra pit

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061936)