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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Obsidian Space Reading Party
  06/30/25
100%
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Obsidian Space Reading Party
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Razzle den
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
cr
boyish ratface crotch
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Coiffed low-t chapel
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
iridescent jet-lagged indian lodge
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
crimson office travel guidebook
  06/30/25
...
iridescent jet-lagged indian lodge
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
orchid property
  06/30/25
?
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
LMAO
boyish ratface crotch
  06/30/25
🧐
chocolate patrolman
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
180 peach set
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
dashing godawful wagecucks
  06/30/25
link?
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
180 peach set
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
boyish ratface crotch
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Gold orchestra pit half-breed
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
marvelous theater stage
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
marvelous theater stage
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
marvelous theater stage
  06/30/25
yes
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
marvelous theater stage
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Gold orchestra pit half-breed
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
crimson office travel guidebook
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
crimson office travel guidebook
  06/30/25
B46*
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
crimson office travel guidebook
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
flushed stead
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
crimson office travel guidebook
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
flushed stead
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
flushed stead
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Gold orchestra pit half-breed
  06/30/25
tcr
Obsidian Space Reading Party
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
iridescent jet-lagged indian lodge
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Obsidian Space Reading Party
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
curious stag film people who are hurt
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
crimson office travel guidebook
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
chocolate patrolman
  06/30/25
😏
Gold orchestra pit half-breed
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Obsidian Space Reading Party
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Swashbuckling preventive strike heaven
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Obsidian Space Reading Party

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Obsidian Space Reading Party

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Razzle den

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: boyish ratface crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Coiffed low-t chapel

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: iridescent jet-lagged indian lodge

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: crimson office travel guidebook

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: iridescent jet-lagged indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: orchid property

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: boyish ratface crotch

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: chocolate patrolman

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: 180 peach set

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: dashing godawful wagecucks

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: 180 peach set

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: boyish ratface crotch

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Gold orchestra pit half-breed

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: marvelous theater stage

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: marvelous theater stage

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: marvelous theater stage

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: marvelous theater stage

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Gold orchestra pit half-breed

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: crimson office travel guidebook

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: crimson office travel guidebook

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: crimson office travel guidebook

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: flushed stead

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: crimson office travel guidebook

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: flushed stead

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: flushed stead

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: cocky vivacious philosopher-king spot

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Gold orchestra pit half-breed

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Obsidian Space Reading Party

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: iridescent jet-lagged indian lodge

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Obsidian Space Reading Party

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: curious stag film people who are hurt

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: crimson office travel guidebook

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: chocolate patrolman

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Gold orchestra pit half-breed

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Obsidian Space Reading Party

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike heaven

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061936)