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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Angry beady-eyed lay mental disorder
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Odious Masturbator Pit
  07/06/25
underrated
Dashing brass brunch
  07/06/25
THIS.
Naked office
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
azure confused cruise ship blood rage
  07/06/25
Lol
Vivacious legend
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
vibrant resort philosopher-king
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Histrionic corner giraffe
  07/06/25
...
Angry beady-eyed lay mental disorder
  07/06/25
...
vibrant resort philosopher-king
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Hateful Spectacular Wagecucks Messiness
  07/06/25
Of course
Charismatic Cobalt Theater Stage Marketing Idea
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
floppy piazza
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Charismatic Cobalt Theater Stage Marketing Idea
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
vibrant resort philosopher-king
  07/06/25
No
Appetizing Pozpig Laser Beams
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Onyx hairraiser becky parlour
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
pearly zombie-like casino regret
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
floppy piazza
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
pearly zombie-like casino regret
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Galvanic affirmative action
  07/06/25
...
honey-headed comical ratface gaping
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
disrespectful address fat ankles
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Histrionic corner giraffe
  07/06/25
noble
pearly zombie-like casino regret
  07/06/25
...
honey-headed comical ratface gaping
  07/07/25
...
chartreuse thriller base
  07/07/25
...
disrespectful address fat ankles
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Angry beady-eyed lay mental disorder

Or did you push her off?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Odious Masturbator Pit

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Dashing brass brunch

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Naked office

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: azure confused cruise ship blood rage

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Vivacious legend

Lol

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: vibrant resort philosopher-king

lmao, even.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Histrionic corner giraffe

In fact, lmfao

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Angry beady-eyed lay mental disorder



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: vibrant resort philosopher-king



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Hateful Spectacular Wagecucks Messiness

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Charismatic Cobalt Theater Stage Marketing Idea

Of course

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: floppy piazza

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Cobalt Theater Stage Marketing Idea

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: vibrant resort philosopher-king

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Pozpig Laser Beams

No

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Onyx hairraiser becky parlour

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: pearly zombie-like casino regret

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: floppy piazza

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: pearly zombie-like casino regret

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Galvanic affirmative action

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: honey-headed comical ratface gaping



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: disrespectful address fat ankles

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Histrionic corner giraffe

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: pearly zombie-like casino regret

noble

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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: honey-headed comical ratface gaping



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: chartreuse thriller base



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: disrespectful address fat ankles



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