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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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abnormal sound barrier
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Boyish faggot firefighter
  08/28/25
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abnormal sound barrier
  08/28/25
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mint garrison haunted graveyard
  08/28/25
that's it?
violent out-of-control goyim
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
abnormal sound barrier
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
ruddy fantasy-prone goal in life
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
violent out-of-control goyim
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
maniacal center generalized bond
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
comical den boistinker
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
maniacal center generalized bond
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
comical den boistinker
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
maniacal center generalized bond
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
comical den boistinker
  09/12/25
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comical den boistinker
  10/28/25
Haha wow
light bateful preventive strike really tough guy
  08/28/25
Happy?
galvanic juggernaut travel guidebook
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
light bateful preventive strike really tough guy
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
maniacal center generalized bond
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
mint garrison haunted graveyard
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
maniacal center generalized bond
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
mint garrison haunted graveyard
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
odious mildly autistic yarmulke
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Salmon theater toaster
  08/28/25
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Motley domesticated station ceo
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
cyan step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
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snowy foreskin point
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Lemon office philosopher-king
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Heady church building
  08/29/25
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Motley domesticated station ceo
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
puce exciting theater stage
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Heady church building
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
comical den boistinker
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Frisky Exhilarant Stage Prole
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
maniacal center generalized bond
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
light bateful preventive strike really tough guy
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Lemon office philosopher-king
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
maniacal center generalized bond
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Mischievous white nowag
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
godawful telephone multi-billionaire
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
light bateful preventive strike really tough guy
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
mint garrison haunted graveyard
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
maniacal center generalized bond
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Heady church building
  09/01/25
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maniacal center generalized bond
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Heady church building
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
maniacal center generalized bond
  09/01/25
Lolololol
galvanic juggernaut travel guidebook
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
light bateful preventive strike really tough guy
  09/01/25
?
comical den boistinker
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Mentally impaired flesh potus
  09/01/25
Fuck you
light bateful preventive strike really tough guy
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
maniacal center generalized bond
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
comical den boistinker
  09/12/25
Yes
maniacal center generalized bond
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
comical den boistinker
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
comical den boistinker
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
abnormal sound barrier
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: abnormal sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish faggot firefighter

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: abnormal sound barrier



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: mint garrison haunted graveyard



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: violent out-of-control goyim

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: abnormal sound barrier

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: ruddy fantasy-prone goal in life

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: violent out-of-control goyim

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: comical den boistinker

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: comical den boistinker

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: comical den boistinker

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: comical den boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: light bateful preventive strike really tough guy

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: galvanic juggernaut travel guidebook

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: light bateful preventive strike really tough guy

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: mint garrison haunted graveyard

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: mint garrison haunted graveyard

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: odious mildly autistic yarmulke

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Salmon theater toaster

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Motley domesticated station ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: cyan step-uncle's house

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: snowy foreskin point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Lemon office philosopher-king

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Heady church building

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Motley domesticated station ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: puce exciting theater stage

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Heady church building

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: comical den boistinker

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Frisky Exhilarant Stage Prole

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: light bateful preventive strike really tough guy

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Lemon office philosopher-king

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Mischievous white nowag

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: godawful telephone multi-billionaire

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: light bateful preventive strike really tough guy

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: mint garrison haunted graveyard

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Heady church building

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Heady church building

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: galvanic juggernaut travel guidebook

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: light bateful preventive strike really tough guy

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: comical den boistinker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired flesh potus

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: light bateful preventive strike really tough guy

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: comical den boistinker

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: maniacal center generalized bond

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: comical den boistinker

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: comical den boistinker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: abnormal sound barrier

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259839)