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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
mischievous big-titted university
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Bat shit crazy area dragon
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
orchid overrated azn
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
avocado electric church
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
ultramarine mental disorder
  08/30/25
...
Concupiscible aquamarine locale sex offender
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Vivacious Opaque Temple Gunner
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
bronze hospital french chef
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
mischievous big-titted university
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
bronze hospital french chef
  08/31/25
...
plum hairraiser stage corn cake
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
orchid overrated azn
  08/31/25
delusional take
plum hairraiser stage corn cake
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
orchid overrated azn
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Exciting free-loading messiness stain
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
orchid overrated azn
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
orchid overrated azn
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
mischievous big-titted university
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
orchid overrated azn
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
mischievous big-titted university
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
orchid overrated azn
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
orchid overrated azn
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
orchid overrated azn
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  09/05/25
...
orchid overrated azn
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Comical Pearl Nursing Home Circlehead
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  09/05/25
...
orchid overrated azn
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
orchid overrated azn
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
mischievous big-titted university
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
unhinged mind-boggling institution
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
orchid overrated azn
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
unhinged mind-boggling institution
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
orchid overrated azn
  09/05/25
Kenny
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
mischievous big-titted university
  09/06/25
...
Violent fanboi state
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
orchid overrated azn
  09/06/25
...
Violent fanboi state
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
mischievous big-titted university
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
orchid overrated azn
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Magenta Puppy
  09/07/25
Explain
mischievous big-titted university
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Bonkers hell
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
mischievous big-titted university
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
orchid overrated azn
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
mischievous big-titted university
  09/07/25
...
Exciting free-loading messiness stain
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
orchid overrated azn
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
orchid overrated azn
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
orchid overrated azn
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
orchid overrated azn
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
orchid overrated azn
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
orchid overrated azn
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
orchid overrated azn
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  01/18/26
...
orchid overrated azn
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Cerise round eye old irish cottage
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
orchid overrated azn
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
orchid overrated azn
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
orchid overrated azn
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
orchid overrated azn
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
orchid overrated azn
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
mischievous big-titted university
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
orchid overrated azn
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
mischievous big-titted university
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
orchid overrated azn
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
orchid overrated azn
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
orchid overrated azn
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
azure seedy love of her life
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
orchid overrated azn
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
orchid overrated azn
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
orchid overrated azn
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  05/28/26
...
orchid overrated azn
  05/28/26
...
mischievous big-titted university
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  07/12/26
...
orchid overrated azn
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Cerebral umber patrolman
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Rusted cowardly masturbator
  07/13/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy area dragon

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: avocado electric church

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: ultramarine mental disorder

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible aquamarine locale sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Opaque Temple Gunner

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: bronze hospital french chef

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: bronze hospital french chef

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: plum hairraiser stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: plum hairraiser stage corn cake

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Exciting free-loading messiness stain

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Comical Pearl Nursing Home Circlehead

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: unhinged mind-boggling institution

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: unhinged mind-boggling institution

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Violent fanboi state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Violent fanboi state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Magenta Puppy

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Bonkers hell

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Exciting free-loading messiness stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Cerise round eye old irish cottage

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: mischievous big-titted university

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: azure seedy love of her life

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: orchid overrated azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: mischievous big-titted university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: orchid overrated azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Cerebral umber patrolman

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Rusted cowardly masturbator

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49996110)