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I am morbidly obese and about to die a horrific painful premature death
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM Author: flatulent lavender telephone I had this realization this morning, brothers. I am having trouble walking again. It’s all because of bad decisions compounding on top of bad decisions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225710) |
Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM Author: Fragrant snowy mad-dog skullcap senate just take the fat pill otherwise stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225712) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:14 AM Author: flatulent lavender telephone What is the “fat pill?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225713) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Impressive school cafeteria nibblets He’s joking. In sci-fi stories there is a miracle drug that causes weight loss, but no similar blockbuster drugs have been developed IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49226408) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:19 PM Author: awkward cuck ticket booth DNP. don't waste your money on fads like Ozempic.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:15 AM Author: Supple drab station Damn if only a wonder drug could help with this. Oh well, guess that's that, better tell your kids there wasn't anything you could do while you're still alive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225714) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:19 AM Author: flatulent lavender telephone It’s true. I can stop eating I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225719) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM Author: Supple drab station The good news is your death won't actually be that painful in all likelihood. You will drop dead of heart failure before your kids graduate hs in a fairly efficient and relatively painless manner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225724) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:20 AM Author: Beady-eyed ivory bbw cool story you fat gay kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225721) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM Author: cerebral library antidepressant drug *crowd cheers* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225725) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:54 AM Author: charcoal faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225786) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Sick bipolar pocket flask wow, if there was only something you could do about it. guess not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225727) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:04 AM Author: appetizing plaza coldplay fan Well, well it's the Big Show Yes, it's a big bad show tonight, y'all Yeah, it's the Big Show Come on, crank it up and drown out all the lights, y'all |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Useless Boistinker Property Your constant lying and whinging has most of us cheering this on. I'm sure your family feels the same way. They find you to be utterly humiliating
Unfortunately for us, you're such a liar that this is all likely a masochistic schtick designed for you to gorge on hate |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:12 AM Author: charcoal faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225813) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Curious Chartreuse Ratface Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49225823) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:35 PM Author: flatulent lavender telephone No a/c because of power outage. I am dying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49226333) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Curious Chartreuse Ratface Public Bath this boart couldnt be so lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49226348) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Useless Boistinker Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49226381) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Boyish whorehouse maybe an incentive system might help? like, every 10lbs you lose, you get to watch your wife get fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49226394) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Useless Boistinker Property How's that an incentive? He gets to do that now without losing anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49226929) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Impressive school cafeteria nibblets WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
SURELY THIS REALIZATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO MAKE LONG TERM CHANGES TO YOUR LIFESTYLE |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Arousing citrine tattoo feces GLP-1 bro here.
On Friday - a bartender at my local looked me up and down and said “Wow - you are wasting away, but in a good way! You look great!”
Today - my spin instructor came up to me after I left the locker room and said “You are killing it - you have really increased your endurance and work in class - great job”
I also just bought some new workout gear - officially down to a large in Luluemon. My muscles are popping out of the sleeves. The jeans I bought a month and a half ago are also hanging off of my ass because they no longer fit.
Just get on Zepbound. It will literally save your life. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:39 PM Author: charcoal faggot firefighter And another poaster falls into the disco fries trap of giving him genuine advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49227013) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:18 PM Author: flatulent lavender telephone lol, you’re mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49227176) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:35 PM Author: lascivious principal's office cumskin is teewinot still in the cards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49227209) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM Author: flatulent lavender telephone Teewinot is all of my cards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49227213) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM Author: at-the-ready partner church There's no shortcuts. do bariatric surgery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49227216) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:37 PM Author: at-the-ready partner church what do you mean by premature? Are there experiences you haven't had yet that you're missing out on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2...id.#49227221) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:49 PM Author: flatulent lavender telephone Kids graduating HS Getting pissed at them in HS Dropping them off at college Having my sons bring home that first girlfriend Paying off my mortgage Grandchildren Summit of Teewinot |