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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
| impertinent school | 12/08/25 |
| impertinent school | 12/12/25 |
| magical institution | 12/12/25 |
| Spectacular nubile rigpig feces | 12/12/25 |
| soul-stirring misunderstood range | 12/17/25 |
| mentally impaired vivacious death wish stage | 12/17/25 |
| Cheese-eating doctorate trailer park | 12/18/25 |
| Indecent drunken stain | 12/12/25 |
| impertinent school | 12/17/25 |
| Indecent drunken stain | 12/17/25 |
| impertinent school | 12/17/25 |
| aromatic crackhouse | 12/17/25 |
| impertinent school | 12/18/25 |
| Frum main people | 12/17/25 |
| impertinent school | 12/18/25 |
| Idiotic Odious Locus Weed Whacker | 12/17/25 |
| Frum main people | 12/17/25 |
| impertinent school | 12/17/25 |
| soul-stirring misunderstood range | 12/17/25 |
| Copper Glittery Affirmative Action Generalized Bond | 12/17/25 |
| Idiotic Odious Locus Weed Whacker | 12/17/25 |
| soul-stirring misunderstood range | 12/17/25 |
| Copper Glittery Affirmative Action Generalized Bond | 12/17/25 |
| soul-stirring misunderstood range | 12/17/25 |
| hilarious underhanded library striped hyena | 12/17/25 |
| stirring hideous jewess | 12/17/25 |
| filthy den | 12/17/25 |
| razzle-dazzle sound barrier | 12/17/25 |
| walnut razzle really tough guy | 12/17/25 |
| big-titted athletic conference center | 12/17/25 |
| impertinent school | 12/17/25 |
| lilac fanboi | 12/17/25 |
| green flatulent hall nowag | 12/17/25 |
| Topaz legal warrant | 12/17/25 |
| hilarious underhanded library striped hyena | 12/17/25 |
| Topaz legal warrant | 12/17/25 |
| hilarious underhanded library striped hyena | 12/18/25 |
| Topaz legal warrant | 12/18/25 |
| Henna halford | 12/17/25 |
| Copper Glittery Affirmative Action Generalized Bond | 12/17/25 |
| green flatulent hall nowag | 12/17/25 |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: impertinent school You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: impertinent school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: magical institution So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Spectacular nubile rigpig feces Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: soul-stirring misunderstood range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: mentally impaired vivacious death wish stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: Cheese-eating doctorate trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Indecent drunken stain easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: impertinent school You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Indecent drunken stain Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: impertinent school everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: aromatic crackhouse Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: impertinent school Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Frum main people You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: impertinent school I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Idiotic Odious Locus Weed Whacker lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: Frum main people Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: impertinent school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: soul-stirring misunderstood range 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Copper Glittery Affirmative Action Generalized Bond or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Idiotic Odious Locus Weed Whacker Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: soul-stirring misunderstood range A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Copper Glittery Affirmative Action Generalized Bond Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: soul-stirring misunderstood range Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: hilarious underhanded library striped hyena If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: stirring hideous jewess Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: filthy den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517913) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: walnut razzle really tough guy Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: big-titted athletic conference center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: impertinent school now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: lilac fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518174) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: green flatulent hall nowag No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Topaz legal warrant wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: hilarious underhanded library striped hyena cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: Topaz legal warrant wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: hilarious underhanded library striped hyena Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Topaz legal warrant couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Henna halford just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Copper Glittery Affirmative Action Generalized Bond XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: green flatulent hall nowag “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Copper Glittery Affirmative Action Generalized Bond are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Henna halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: green flatulent hall nowag I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake wagecucks No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2...id.#49518198) |