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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Opaque Curious Faggotry
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Heady obsidian church
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Heady obsidian church
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Maroon demanding parlour
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Heady obsidian church
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Maroon demanding parlour
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Heady obsidian church
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Opaque Curious Faggotry
  01/05/26
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Opaque Curious Faggotry
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Heady obsidian church
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Opaque Curious Faggotry
  01/06/26
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jade casino son of senegal
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Heady obsidian church
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Red Brunch
  01/06/26
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walnut razzle ladyboy station
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Motley bronze wrinkle
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Heady obsidian church
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
exciting rusted gaping doctorate
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Heady obsidian church
  01/06/26
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Amber big-titted scourge upon the earth sanctuary
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Motley bronze wrinkle
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Heady obsidian church
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
exciting rusted gaping doctorate
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Heady obsidian church
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
exciting rusted gaping doctorate
  01/06/26
Lmao
Opaque Curious Faggotry
  01/06/26
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soggy up-to-no-good internal respiration
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
glittery federal factory reset button
  01/06/26
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Maroon demanding parlour
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Opaque Curious Faggotry

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Maroon demanding parlour

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Maroon demanding parlour

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Opaque Curious Faggotry

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Opaque Curious Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Opaque Curious Faggotry

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: jade casino son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Red Brunch

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: walnut razzle ladyboy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Motley bronze wrinkle

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: exciting rusted gaping doctorate

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Amber big-titted scourge upon the earth sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Motley bronze wrinkle

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: exciting rusted gaping doctorate

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Heady obsidian church

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: exciting rusted gaping doctorate

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Opaque Curious Faggotry

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: soggy up-to-no-good internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: glittery federal factory reset button

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Maroon demanding parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566761)