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Wife's nephew is about to make a terrible college decision

he got into a fraud 6 year pharm.d program. they offered him...
Stimulating hall
  01/16/26
Why is it 6 years? Is it UG+grad school or something? For...
fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
yes, it's an accelerated program. normally to become a pharm...
Stimulating hall
  01/16/26
out the school there very much is prestige in pharmacy sc...
pink codepig
  01/16/26
Isn't it random state schools like Connecticut or Michigan S...
Diverse gaping
  01/16/26
There aren't more and better opportunities for grads of bett...
fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
probably at the margins if you want to teach or something. b...
Stimulating hall
  01/16/26
That's what he wants to do? You need a "doctorate"...
fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
i commend the thoughtful tone of your poast, which is all th...
rusted sandwich
  01/16/26
How much did you pay for your philosophy PhD from Arizona St...
fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
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rusted sandwich
  01/16/26
How much was your stipend in law school?
Swashbuckling medicated mother library
  01/16/26
All the scholarship I could handle and then some
fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
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Swashbuckling medicated mother library
  01/16/26
Pharm.D. is a "professional" degree like an MD or ...
spectacular filthy senate
  01/16/26
some make way more than doctors, but most make $100k at CVS ...
pink codepig
  01/16/26
Gtfo? The fucking register?
Magenta twinkling uncleanness community account
  01/16/26
The separate register at the pharmacy, not the front of stor...
Diverse gaping
  01/16/26
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cobalt violent knife
  01/16/26
Imagine going to school for all those years, learning hard s...
Ivory Office
  01/16/26
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fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
Is Pharm D cr for research and new drug development, as oppo...
fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
Pharm D's are pill pushers, researchers are PhDs, if not bot...
Submissive rigpig
  01/16/26
So why would anyone in this day and age cop PharmD?
fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
Pharmacy seems even more fucked long term than other profess...
demanding faggot firefighter nowag
  01/16/26
it should have been taken over by robots 10 years ago, but t...
hyperventilating doctorate multi-billionaire
  01/16/26
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honey-headed turdskin sneaky criminal
  01/16/26
could a robot tell me what they did with the fidget spinner ...
rusted sandwich
  01/16/26
that's the part that gets me. this kid is so well-mannered, ...
Stimulating hall
  01/16/26
"enjoy your Viagra, my friend" *sinister Arab s...
ocher useless brakes faggotry
  01/16/26
Why? What's the upside here?
fuchsia vibrant range
  01/16/26
the amount of work that goes into becoming a pharmacist is i...
pink codepig
  01/16/26
it's so unnecessary, 90% of them end up working as quality c...
hyperventilating doctorate multi-billionaire
  01/16/26
He’s your nephew dude
mind-boggling maize church
  01/16/26
I know, hoping he gets into some decent UCs but don't feel r...
Stimulating hall
  01/16/26
Here is my uneducated take on this: it is almost certainly a...
Wild Location
  01/16/26
speaking of new mexico, he could move there, become a reside...
hyperventilating doctorate multi-billionaire
  01/16/26
isn't that basically law school? I got a $60,000 scholly ...
big beta quadroon
  01/16/26
But it opened so many doors and you literally learned how to...
beady-eyed green sanctuary round eye
  01/16/26
I want to sit in a gas chamber with a wooden door
big beta quadroon
  01/17/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Stimulating hall

he got into a fraud 6 year pharm.d program. they offered him a "$25k scholarship" that they offer probably to everyone. total cost will be north of $300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593665)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range

Why is it 6 years? Is it UG+grad school or something?

For academic subjects, 100% of PhDs that the candidate pays for are flame. They should be funded by the school + a stipend (based on the candidate's lab work, research, and/or teaching). Is that not the case with a Pharm.D.?

How is the quality of the school? Would he be doing work with his 6 year, $300k (plus opportunity costs!) investment that he couldn't do with a 2 years my masters in bio or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593672)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Stimulating hall

yes, it's an accelerated program. normally to become a pharmacist you need 4 years of undergrad, 4 years of pharmacy school.

it's not really an academic doctorate, more of a professional doctorate like a JD. so you pay for that shit.

school is a TTT but prestige doesn't matter for pharmacy school. and yeah you need a pharm.d to be pharmacist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593676)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: pink codepig

out the school

there very much is prestige in pharmacy schools, but the schools at the top of the list would surprise you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593751)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Diverse gaping

Isn't it random state schools like Connecticut or Michigan State that are top pharmacy schools?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range

There aren't more and better opportunities for grads of better, more selective programs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593777)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Stimulating hall

probably at the margins if you want to teach or something. but if you're standing in a cvs or a hospital pharmacy why would it matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593827)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range

That's what he wants to do? You need a "doctorate" for that? I thought people got a doctorate to make big money researching new drugs for pharma companies or to get sinecures teaching at universities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594112)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: rusted sandwich

i commend the thoughtful tone of your poast, which is all the more impressive given that you seem to not at any point have put any thought whatsoever into the subject matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593681)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range

How much did you pay for your philosophy PhD from Arizona State, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593769)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: rusted sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593776)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling medicated mother library

How much was your stipend in law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593816)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range

All the scholarship I could handle and then some

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594117)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling medicated mother library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593804)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: spectacular filthy senate

Pharm.D. is a "professional" degree like an MD or DDS. They even have an equivalent of "residency" although it's optional. Pharmacists are a cartel which basically have no reason to exist in a world where everything is digitized, but they've never been enough of a drain for anyone to really care about killing the industry. That could certainly change though as their role becomes increasingly trivial.

It's certainly a less secure path than an actual doctor, not something worth investing 300k in (especially given pharmacists obviously do not make as much as doctors).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593705)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: pink codepig

some make way more than doctors, but most make $100k at CVS and will be working the register

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593773)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Magenta twinkling uncleanness community account

Gtfo? The fucking register?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593819)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Diverse gaping

The separate register at the pharmacy, not the front of store registry. 1/2 their job is just having people pick up and pay for shit at the register.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593830)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: cobalt violent knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593929)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Ivory Office

Imagine going to school for all those years, learning hard science and shit, and then having the assistant manager of a shitty CVS explain to you “yeah, we got a mandate from corporate to cut staff and we need to keep Joe up by the self-checkout because our customers are too retarded to use it and bums keep stealing the toothpaste and ice cream, but anyway it turns out you have enough time to fill all the scrips and run the register, so let’s try you doing both without a tech and see how long it takes for you to keel over. No you don’t get a raise this year - that goes to the CEO and the shareholders.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593979)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594119)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range

Is Pharm D cr for research and new drug development, as opposed to counting out pills and looking up contraindications? Or is that all done by people with MDs and chemistry PhDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593775)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Submissive rigpig

Pharm D's are pill pushers, researchers are PhDs, if not both MD and PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593812)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range

So why would anyone in this day and age cop PharmD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594123)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: demanding faggot firefighter nowag

Pharmacy seems even more fucked long term than other professions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593693)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating doctorate multi-billionaire

it should have been taken over by robots 10 years ago, but they're fighting it hard. it's such a terrible job too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593706)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: honey-headed turdskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593783)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: rusted sandwich

could a robot tell me what they did with the fidget spinner display that used to be by the checkout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593789)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Stimulating hall

that's the part that gets me. this kid is so well-mannered, tall as fuck, world is his oyster, and he's about to stand in a cvs for 9 hours a day making 120k being abused by proles day in and day out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593825)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: ocher useless brakes faggotry

"enjoy your Viagra, my friend"

*sinister Arab smile*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593926)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: fuchsia vibrant range

Why? What's the upside here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594126)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: pink codepig

the amount of work that goes into becoming a pharmacist is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593841)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: hyperventilating doctorate multi-billionaire

it's so unnecessary, 90% of them end up working as quality control drones checking decimal points and overriding computer alerts. alternatively, we should really cut them loose to make low level diagnoses and prescriptions, they're wildly underutilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593939)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling maize church

He’s your nephew dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593831)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Stimulating hall

I know, hoping he gets into some decent UCs but don't feel right shitting on his dreams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593858)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Wild Location

Here is my uneducated take on this: it is almost certainly a cash grab on a very vulnerable segment of the population to try to trap them into 6 years of tuition with poor prospects after graduation.

there are instances in which i could see something like this making sense - if for example, new mexico was short on recruiting family doctors or nurses to live in their state, i could imagine implementing a program whereby essentially trapping a 24 year old into a local practice would make sense for both parties.

i dont know enough about pharm but i assume life will be quite different in 2032. seems like a major red flag to me hermano

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593881)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating doctorate multi-billionaire

speaking of new mexico, he could move there, become a resident after a year, go to UNM for free, then go work wherever he wants.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593943)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: big beta quadroon

isn't that basically law school?

I got a $60,000 scholly and graduated w/ $250,000 debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594188)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed green sanctuary round eye

But it opened so many doors and you literally learned how to think. That’s priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49595622)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: big beta quadroon

I want to sit in a gas chamber with a wooden door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49595883)