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Hypo: $1M but you must shit in your front yard during the day 1x per month
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: red forum wrinkle it must be a legit pants down shit and you must finish the shit. no shitting your pants and no quickly pushing out one nugget then running back inside. if you're away for more than a month you must shit somewhere near the front entrance of where you're staying.
you must do this until age 65 or if you become medically incapacitated that you can't shit in your yard as determined by a neutral board of medical professionals.
If you fail, you must return a prorated amount of the $ and you will have a camera in every toilet you ever take a shit in livestreaming it on tiktok (it will be well promoted by various influencers). |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: stimulating indigo trailer park This is an easy accept because I live in the country and nobody else can see my front yard. Even if someone did see me, shitting in the front yard is not out of character in rural Ohio. When I'm in AZ in the winter nobody else is awake after 9 p.m., so all I have to do is wait until then. If someone did happen to see me they will write it off as just another dementia afflicted neighbor. Plus, I'm already over 65. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666192) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: red forum wrinkle you don't get to play because you're over 65 and it needs to be during daylight hours so no late night yard shitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666197) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Mind-boggling idiot “Even if someone did see me, shitting in the front yard is not out of character in rural Ohio.”
*Vivek Ramaswamy reading this poast and nodding* |
Date: February 12th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: vigorous queen of the night yarmulke Can I set up a flush toilet or does it have to be on / in the ground? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666184) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: red forum wrinkle you can use a camping bucket toilet like this but you must drop your pants completely down to your ankles and take your shirt off. you can either clean it yourself or throw it out and buy a new one.
https://www.campingworld.com/reliance-luggable-loo-portable-toilet-277044.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign={Campaign}&cq_cmp=1729247712&cq_con=68817337638&cq_term=&cq_plac=&cq_net=g&cq_plt=gp&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=1729247712&gbraid=0AAAAAD_wfq-P-NnlvK7fr5m0k8TBqhqBS&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6rjp6t7UkgMVZU5HAR1BIiEEEAQYAiABEgIWr_D_BwE |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: vigorous queen of the night yarmulke That’s acceptable but either way I’d need a lot more money to agree to this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666204) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: red forum wrinkle pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666205) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: claret point double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49668480) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Odious school Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666202) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: red forum wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666208) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: razzmatazz national can i shield myself from passers-by with existing hedges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666215) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Sapphire place of business i have a giant tree in my front yard so yeah i could do it fairly privately.
secret meta benefit of this is that it guarantees regular shitting. unless you lose if you don't have to shit, which would be an automatic no. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: red forum wrinkle it's only 1 day per month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666220) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: razzmatazz national yeah, what's going on with gunner's system that he needs help shitting regularly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666222) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Sapphire place of business oh lol i read this as every day. then hard yes even if i was in mfh -- id just dress up like a hobo for it. even if i was in a neighborhood with nowhere to hide i could just use the $1m to buy a place with optimial front yard shitting opportunities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666228) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: red forum wrinkle you have to keep this up for the next few decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666232) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: Sapphire place of business really seems like nbd. most of the $1m is based on the potential embarassment of getting caught, which could be mitigated entirely with the $1m. the act of shitting outside itself is nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666234) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: concupiscible sinister mood tanning salon tbf, this is kind of a gimme for you, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666256) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Sapphire place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666631) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: claret point double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49668481) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: vigorous queen of the night yarmulke And just to be clear, it’s a one time payment not $1M annually right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666272) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: red forum wrinkle yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666371) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: scarlet lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49666223) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: Histrionic Poppy Church Building Pervert There are places nobody can see from the street so it seems like easy money. However, this would basically lock me into my current home (or another place with a large yard) for the next 20+ years. Probably worth it. It's around $4000 per shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49668501) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Mustard Private Investor To be clear, this has to be during daylight hours? Regardless, I am leaning against it. There are some large bushes in my front yard that I could probably shit behind if needed. I'm just not sure I want to commit to this for the next 20 years. What if I want to go on a month-long road trip? What if I wind up in the hospital with a long-term illness? What if I get a job that requires me to work long hours in the office and I'm never home when I need to shit? I would need more than a million to commit to this for 20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834113&forum_id=2...id.#49668933) |