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Why wasn't Moby more alpha?
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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:52 PM Author: olive new version It's these questions that keep me up at night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693522) |
Date: February 24th, 2026 11:52 PM Author: Big-titted godawful police squad He was bald. Honor him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693527) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:53 PM Author: crawly cruel-hearted marketing idea box office you're wondering why an anorexic vegan seemed weak? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693528) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:55 PM Author: olive new version He was rich and famous. He could have just eaten meat and lifted. It's like he wanted to be a turbocuck or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693535) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: buck-toothed sapphire area patrolman imagine being the top DJ in the world and still probably not getting laid
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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: olive new version I always thought it would be the perfect stunt if he walked into an Arby's or something and was just like I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. VEGANISM IS FLAME. He probably could have gone viral just making a fake vid where he eats meat in front of customers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693539) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:29 AM Author: idiotic pit blood rage He claimed he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18. Then she clarified they never dated.
"As for Natalie, after Moby included the mention of her in his memoir, the now 44-year-old didn't hold back in sharing how she felt about their differing understandings of their encounter. “I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating,” she told Harper's Bazaar UK in 2019, “because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me."
https://www.eonline.com/news/1428873/moby-on-natalie-portman-dating-controversy-new-perspective |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: Confused knife circleheads fucked 4 lyfe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693725) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle topaz gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695167) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:23 AM Author: buck-toothed sapphire area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693901) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: copper comical multi-billionaire lodge lol that is not a denial.
that is a classic case of a retrorape where they guy ended up not being as cool as his potential = rape |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Jet-lagged Medicated Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693963) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:47 AM Author: buck-toothed sapphire area patrolman one job i had the dorky awkward guy in charge of the interns was famous for stealth dating the girls. this was long before #metoo, so everyone thought it was hilarious and just let it happen.
he'd tell some univ age new girl to meet him on the lawn of some local landmark. she'd think it was some forced group event. show up. and it would be a picnic. and she'd eventually realize she was the only one invited. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: balding fortuitous meteor trailer park if university aged girls are this naive, imagine how naive the Epstein teens were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694042) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:23 PM Author: Trip Indigo Brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695316) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: Gaped cumskin eminem ended his entire career (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693908) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: Maroon cuckoldry you 36 year old bald headed fag, blow me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693909) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:29 AM Author: olive new version If anyone ended Moby's career, it was Moby. His songs suck lol. No clue how he got famous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693922) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM Author: Maroon cuckoldry i think that was really it. his music didn't have staying power.
funny trivia about him: he tried out for agnostic front in the early 80s. i think he was in some other hardcore band(s) then too.
i like how he called eminem out for being misogynistic and homophobic or whatever and it turns out this dork was creeping on 16 year old natalie portman. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: Gaped cumskin he claims to be disappointed to he heterosexual and straight
these MALE FEMINIST ally types tend to be huge creeps |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: Maroon cuckoldry yea almost always. thurston moore from SY left kim gordon for some young bitch after having an affair with her. (kim, while she's old af, is still smoking hot. but probably annoying. but i bet his new girl is too)
ian svenonius of nation of ulysses/the make up is one of these absolute fag ally doods, and he got canceled as well for basically date raping a bunch of girls back in the day. i used to work as a copy editor at the american geophysical union in dupont from 02-04, a job so bad it drove me to law school. anyway, i was at work outside smoking one day and i saw svenonius race by on a 70s style girl bicycle with streamers on the handlebars and shit. total fag.
their office was next to the hotel where reagan got shot. i later fucked xo kendall there. tried to put it in her ass but she yelped and i had to stop.
also i had a thing with this newly married editor chick when i worked at AGU. i dumped her and she took a bottle of pills in the office and got carted off to the nut house. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:50 AM Author: olive new version Zoomers tell me all the time that it's so brave when men wear a dress and paint their nails. I'm always like no it's not. It's grotesque. It's absolutely disgusting. I could never stand weak men showing their feelings crap. And yeah it's mostly a larp to get female attention for doing nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693979) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Maroon cuckoldry the early 90s hardcore scene, particularly in DC, presaged a lot of the nonsense we are seeing now. i was reading about guys getting fisted and cross dressing and shit in hardcore fanzines in 1993, and all that bullshit has unfortunately gone mainstream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693990) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: olive new version Yep and the rock music scene is still like this, from metal to hardcore all the way down the line. It's full of self righteous chest beating about liberal tenants. Any rock show has a political segment now. It's very tiresome. Look at Fat Mike. Look at Haley Williams. I went to a metal show and the guy was ranting about fascism and racism. It's so pernicious. I have no idea why these scenes get this way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694040) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:13 AM Author: Gaped cumskin i mean songwriting and performing is mostly about expressing your feelings. cobain, bowie and countless others wore makeup, dresses, and fucked men. im not talking about that shit, im more talking about the type to make expressing theit ALLYSHIP as a core part of who they are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694021) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: olive new version When Cobain wore a wedding dress it was shocking because no one had done it before. If he hadn't died he 100% would have been fighting for fag marriage and then BLM and trans rights. He was drinking all the kool-aid around him. But at the same time none of it was overtly political or even implicitly so. It was all just part of his act.
Bowie was a straight dude who pretended to be gay to sell more records you know my thoughts on this.
But yeah I really think Kurt would have become super political over time especially after the music dried up he would have pivoted like Krist did. Everyone from Seattle is like that. I really think that 90% of people adopt the overarching statewide values where they're from. I was talking to a random guy from my home state the other day and he was just like Trump lies a lot and I was like Jesus dude you're a white guy in America and that's your primary thought? People are lemmings they just believe what everyone around them says when they're a kid it's insane. No critical thinking. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: buck-toothed sapphire area patrolman i've come to assume that anyone like Jerry Cantrell who after 10 years has never uttered the words Donald Trump and spends his time fundraising for veterans charities... is probably not fully onboard with the shitlib agenda
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: olive new version Pretty safe to assume lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694079) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Gaped cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694010) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: Floppy temple halford Svenonious seemed to me like he could pull some nice pussy way younger than him. Look up “Certain Kinds of Trash” video. I saw his band Chain and the Gang in 2015 and the two girls in the band were mid 20s and super foxy. The blonde one was a DC 8/10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695158) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:22 PM Author: sienna antidepressant drug volcanic crater I assume you've seen that interview between SY and Svenonius.
I had never heard of Svenonius. But watching that interview, I felt he had a captivating aura. I can see where he was a creep |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Floppy temple halford I just looked it up and he self cancelled himself in the hysteria of the summer of 2020 with a very vague statement about being inappropriate with women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695320) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Gaped cumskin do you like electronica? jw if you hate moby specifically or if you just hate the genre. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693937) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: olive new version I think he had a couple of good songs. Porcelain is memorable, We Are All Made of Stars is alright. Probably his best song is South Side but for some reason they didn't include the Gwen Stefani version on the album. It's kinda hard to find but it's 10x better than the one where he's just singing by himself. I wouldn't say he was a talentless hack but he put out a lot of material that's just not listenable. His average song is a really mundane breakbeat with some sampling. If not for a few big singles no one would remember his discography. The bulk of it is elevator music. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693949) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Supple Ivory State lovers spat. those two definitely did gay stuff together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694047) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: Fuchsia bull headed set sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693966) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:51 AM Author: olive new version Ljl at him going on TV in a Gore/Lieberman shirt back in the day. So cucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693982) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: Slate Painfully Honest Party Of The First Part His name "Moby" was part of the problem. DeadMou5e or Skrillex sounds much more badass and appeals to a more niche but rabid audience. Moby was trying to appeal to Boomers, Gen Z and millennials all at once. He's like the U2 of the DJ world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49693986) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: irradiated old irish cottage hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694023) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: balding fortuitous meteor trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694044) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:13 PM Author: Swashbuckling mustard gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695287) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: Supple Ivory State he's 5'4, bald, anorexic, gay, shitlib, with an ingrained beta personality.
I actually think the little guy did the best she could. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: olive new version What if he had taken T and lifted. Any hoap? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694055) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: Supple Ivory State he has a pedophile vibe to him. adding muscle may have made him more creepy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694064) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: olive new version Never seen a jacked pedo. Does this exist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694086) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: Maroon cuckoldry Spaceporn is pretty big (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694102) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: olive new version He's fat but not strong, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694109) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Maroon cuckoldry its all muscle imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694973) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: galvanic infuriating school really tough guy He was frutiger aero personified (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49694067) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:22 PM Author: at-the-ready nursing home He fucked Natalie Portman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695169) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: olive new version She didn't consider it "sex" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2...id.#49695260) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:41 AM Author: at-the-ready nursing home She’s a bitch imo.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1rcushu/moby_is_never_going_to_let_this_go/
The answer is she’s a bitch, the age gap means she can lie now bc ewww creepy, he’s not famous anymore so she’s pulling rank, pussy pass, and they probably didn’t fuck btw, also she’s Jewish. And he’s Bald |