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It's NOT Fair I have to be INDIAN, I shld get disability benefits for this shit
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house I have to file my taxes soon, wtf shld I owe anything? I shld be exempt cause I'm already a Turd. Dont I suffer enough? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748689) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Well-lubricated Lay Toaster That's what you get for failing to go to THE TROPE to drink with RSF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748701) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house im sure that wld have made me hella social and likable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748775) |
Date: March 16th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Coiffed Home Pocket Flask you should be taxed more, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748697) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house i havent paid $1 in taxes in like 6-7 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748774) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Coiffed Home Pocket Flask then wtf r u whinning about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748796) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house now i have so much just my dividends means i may owe some shit and last year i stupidly sold a lot of profits, its gay and retarded i need a turd exemption (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748819) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Coiffed Home Pocket Flask if we're gonna make an exemption for being stupid and feckless the cumskins are gonna benefit way more than the turds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748825) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house the birdshits never wld have 1.4m NW at 40 somethign unless they jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748830) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Coiffed Home Pocket Flask jew and birdshit are mutually exclusive, turdskin. this would be like me calling you a chink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748836) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house jews are 100000x the ppl birdshits are, they are the chosen ppl. show some respect u filthy turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748843) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Coiffed Home Pocket Flask thats why they shouldn't be conflated you gorgeous onery jeet! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748848) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: bateful primrose dingle berry center You already save so much by not buying soap or deodorant though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748700) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: laughsome emerald faggotry potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748706) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: histrionic dull roommate useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748726) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: Fantasy-prone milky laser beams mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748734) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house stfu birdshit, i buy $3 cologne from Miniso store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748771) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Coiffed Home Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748797) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:36 PM Author: Well-lubricated Lay Toaster Holy shit! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49749862) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:50 AM Author: hairless locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49750219) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:23 AM Author: Anal unholy field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49750239) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: insanely creepy goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49748702) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: Turquoise public bath The IRS doesn't have the resources to audit you or give a shit about your $60K in cap gains. Just don't file.
(I'm not a tax lawyer, this is only a friendly recommendation) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house i know this hapa birdshit and he's been teaching engrish in asia for years and i LOL'd when he told me he hasnt even filed a US tax return in like 10 years
so yeah, u cld just do lots of cap gain "losses" from crypto, they have no easy way to audit that shit really |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: Filthy appetizing chapel candlestick maker just buy a ton of crypto and use it to buy things. you'll have a giant cost basis to use against any profits you eventually take from investing. definitely not tax advice.
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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: Well-lubricated Lay Toaster I thought it was the small dollar bros who are disproportionately pursued by the IRS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49749865) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:01 AM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house i doubt anyone is given orange man raped their budget
The bipartisan budget deal signed into law recently cut the IRS base budget by more than $1 billion or 9% since last year, bringing it to 40% below its 2010 level after adjusting for inflation. The bipartisan deal also rescinds $11.7 billion (nearly two-thirds) of the remaining funds provided by the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022 (IRA) for technology upgrades and other urgent operational needs. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:25 AM Author: Anal unholy field IRS agents need to be exclusively auditing welfare programs until fraud waste and abuse is essentially zero before they pursue another taxpayer
we are losing well over $1 trillion to these scam artists per year |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:29 AM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house ljl sure but IRS doesnt have jurisdiction over welfare programs nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49750245) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:58 PM Author: sooty boistinker How much do you even pay in taxes? You're so poor that I assumed that you qualify for SNAP and just had to figure out a way to use your SNAP card in Turdistan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49749767) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:47 AM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house last year i made too much and prob owe like 5k or some shit now its utterly retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49750215) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: sooty boistinker 5k in taxes? When your only source of income is capital gains? So you sold enough to realize like 80K gains from your 1.5 million "retirement?" Sounds like you are eating into your nest egg way too deep and will soon be BANKRUPT, better start working on that resume brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49750483) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house no nigga, maybe 20-30k is dividends, the rest yea i sold too much profits but that wasnt for living expenses it was cause last year was my best year ever, i was up like 500k at one point (after trumps tariff BS) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49750916) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: sooty boistinker Okay? So the amount of dividends and profit you're taking, coupled with how little money you have is unsustainable if you live a normal human life span. You either need to spend less or drink more (so you die sooner). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49751779) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house this doesnt make sense nigga, i blew 36k last year which was 2.5k above budget
thats nothing, its less than 2.5% of NW
im now over 50% non equities, ive made more in dividends this year than spent |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:08 PM Author: sooty boistinker So you're above budget and also half your net worth is in non equities? Brother, look up on an actuarial table how long you can expect to live and plan this out on a spreadsheet, because you are ngmi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49752248) |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: crimson glittery philosopher-king house rofl goy, u are talking to a turd. ill be fine and i dont really care abt living past say 60 its all flame and lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49752772) |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 9:33 AM Author: sooty boistinker (guy who is going to be UPDATING HIS RESUME at 62) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846467&forum_id=2...id.#49752858) |