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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant ...
Idiotic Bossy International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/13/26
Sounds like a federal crime imo
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dashing twinkling school
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Irate Rose Scourge Upon The Earth Pit
  05/13/26
SPACEPORN CAN FLY
territorial garrison
  05/13/26
And become invisible at will.
Canary goyim
  05/13/26
INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDO...
territorial garrison
  05/14/26
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
Supple awkward area toilet seat
  05/13/26
just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally fi...
flesh bateful trailer park
  05/13/26
wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just...
Hairraiser cobalt property
  05/13/26
Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/...
comical organic girlfriend stag film
  05/13/26
it's the Korean version of a "learing center"
Hairraiser cobalt property
  05/13/26
He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than ...
dashing twinkling school
  05/13/26
how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of...
flesh bateful trailer park
  05/13/26
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Histrionic brindle bawdyhouse
  05/13/26
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dashing twinkling school
  05/13/26
I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused th...
heady immigrant piazza
  05/13/26
great time for lawtism
dashing twinkling school
  05/13/26
Big if true
aromatic submissive hospital
  05/13/26
i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the bo...
Wild gay wizard
  05/13/26
That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread woul...
aromatic submissive hospital
  05/13/26
eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structure...
dashing twinkling school
  05/13/26
traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup bet...
heady immigrant piazza
  05/13/26
I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if s...
aromatic submissive hospital
  05/13/26
I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million po...
dashing twinkling school
  05/13/26
Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess t...
aromatic submissive hospital
  05/13/26
can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the ...
Red useless private investor
  05/13/26
cq i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and...
Idiotic Bossy International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/13/26
Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save a...
aromatic submissive hospital
  05/13/26
Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data...
aromatic submissive hospital
  05/13/26
The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU You...
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  05/13/26
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dashing twinkling school
  05/13/26
many dick in asshole gay men are saying this
Red useless private investor
  05/14/26
i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the l...
Wild gay wizard
  05/14/26
Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh And all your financial pro...
bisexual shrine jap
  05/13/26
is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?
Hairraiser cobalt property
  05/13/26
hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" an...
Idiotic Bossy International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/13/26
Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In ...
Canary goyim
  05/13/26
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beta grizzly boltzmann ladyboy
  05/13/26
hes such a badass
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  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Idiotic Bossy International Law Enforcement Agency

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant

he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with

not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883445)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: federal carnelian nibblets brunch

Sounds like a federal crime imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883458)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: dashing twinkling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883619)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: comical organic girlfriend stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883641)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Irate Rose Scourge Upon The Earth Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883976)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: territorial garrison

SPACEPORN CAN FLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883459)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Canary goyim

And become invisible at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883937)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: territorial garrison

INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49885138)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Supple awkward area toilet seat

SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883468)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: flesh bateful trailer park

just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883477)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser cobalt property

wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883479)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: comical organic girlfriend stag film

Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883644)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser cobalt property

it's the Korean version of a "learing center"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883673)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: dashing twinkling school

He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883645)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: flesh bateful trailer park

how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883739)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Histrionic brindle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883777)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: dashing twinkling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883908)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: heady immigrant piazza

I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883742)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: dashing twinkling school

great time for lawtism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883917)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: aromatic submissive hospital

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883902)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Wild gay wizard

i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883914)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: aromatic submissive hospital

That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883918)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: dashing twinkling school

eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883920)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: heady immigrant piazza

traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883924)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: aromatic submissive hospital

I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883925)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: dashing twinkling school

I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883950)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: aromatic submissive hospital

Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883954)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Red useless private investor

can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the fuck is the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884010)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Idiotic Bossy International Law Enforcement Agency

cq

i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and threatening of spaceporn in the op, given this revelation that there are apparently *multiple* deranged individuals who are scraping and archiving this board

who knows how many other people are doing the same thing but who just aren't admitting to it. maybe spaceporn is included, maybe not. but obviously these people need to stop. fuck you guys, jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884015)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: aromatic submissive hospital

Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save anything. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884024)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: aromatic submissive hospital

Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data on anyone except when I made a heatmap of a week of arkan's poasts because I was genuinely curious if he ever slept. The other times were to search recent poasts for mentions of certain things related only to me, not other poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884018)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz plum indirect expression liquid oxygen

The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU

You know, the spirit of the day for modern humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884028)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: dashing twinkling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884395)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Red useless private investor

many dick in asshole gay men are saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49885077)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Wild gay wizard

i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the login bug happens - which also suggests search bombing, or some other exploit that requires a poaster to be logged in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884909)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: bisexual shrine jap

Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh

And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.

Does that help, Navdeep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883932)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser cobalt property

is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883945)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Idiotic Bossy International Law Enforcement Agency

hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?

how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883951)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Canary goyim

Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In fact, we operate in tandem from a colony on Jupiter’s South Pole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884272)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: beta grizzly boltzmann ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884312)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Claret Charismatic Sweet Tailpipe

hes such a badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49885132)