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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
lime stirring heaven crotch
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
Gold Exhilarant Market
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
Big roommate
  05/13/26
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High-end Irradiated Laser Beams Corn Cake
  05/13/26
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chrome public bath
  05/13/26
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passionate iridescent parlour old irish cottage
  05/13/26
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Twinkling narrow-minded temple giraffe
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
Vengeful trip quadroon office
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
lime stirring heaven crotch
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
Vengeful trip quadroon office
  05/13/26
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chrome public bath
  05/13/26
I got a 4
Amber Thriller Parlor Keepsake Machete
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
Salmon Bonkers Corner Knife
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
Sepia Beta Double Fault
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
chrome public bath
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
vibrant tantric set
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
violet floppy toaster gaming laptop
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
Soggy volcanic crater
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
vibrant tantric set
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
Chestnut apoplectic stain
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: lime stirring heaven crotch

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Gold Exhilarant Market

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Big roommate

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: High-end Irradiated Laser Beams Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884450)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: chrome public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: passionate iridescent parlour old irish cottage



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Twinkling narrow-minded temple giraffe



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Vengeful trip quadroon office

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: lime stirring heaven crotch

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Vengeful trip quadroon office

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: chrome public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Amber Thriller Parlor Keepsake Machete

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Salmon Bonkers Corner Knife

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Sepia Beta Double Fault

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: chrome public bath

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: vibrant tantric set

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: violet floppy toaster gaming laptop

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Soggy volcanic crater

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: vibrant tantric set

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Chestnut apoplectic stain

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49885250)