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Went to a wedding yesterday where the bride had her own Best Man

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "...
diverse weed whacker stead
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Exciting Jet Potus
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Offensive Space Mother
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mods plz for pete’s sake
Vivacious Milky Coldplay Fan
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diverse weed whacker stead
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I said you could come as long as you don’t out me
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purple drunken preventive strike address
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pontificating ape
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ultramarine church building
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arrogant comical dog poop
  06/07/26
Was he taller than the groom?
arrogant comical dog poop
  06/07/26
Easily a foot taller lol
diverse weed whacker stead
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Exciting Jet Potus
  06/07/26
How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?
titillating gunner
  06/07/26
Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.
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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker stead

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "I know this might not be conventional, but I had to have my best man here too, well I guess he's 2nd best now" (all her friends shared a knowing laugh). The guy was taller and hotter than the groom, former NFL tight end (practice squad I think, played at UCLA). He got up and told about how he met the bride on one of the swipe apps (he couldn't remember) and she became his best friend; he said she'd answer the phone no matter what time of day he called. Another line I caught was he said "and I know you'll have lots of kids because she is definitely capable." He ended the speech with "I'm honored to be a part of your past, and an option in the future."

I think a lot of it was subtle digs like this. The bride was looking at him like she was in love the entire speech. It almost feels like she was bragging about knowing this guy.

After his speech he gave the groom a playful "noogie" on the head. Anyone seen this?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Exciting Jet Potus



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Offensive Space Mother



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Milky Coldplay Fan

mods plz for pete’s sake

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker stead

?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Milky Coldplay Fan

I said you could come as long as you don’t out me

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker stead



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Date: June 8th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: purple drunken preventive strike address



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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: pontificating ape



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: ultramarine church building



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: arrogant comical dog poop



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: arrogant comical dog poop

Was he taller than the groom?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker stead

Easily a foot taller lol

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Exciting Jet Potus



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: titillating gunner

How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker stead

Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: carmine stage associate



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