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Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry
  08/14/26
No you
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
narrow-minded dull feces
  08/14/26
(marcion)
sexy tanning salon brethren
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Vigorous azure mediation
  08/14/26
...
Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
adventurous mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
...
Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry
  08/14/26
...
excitant market
  08/14/26
...
nudist goal in life
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
odious school cafeteria
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
odious school cafeteria
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
odious school cafeteria
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Puce trust fund menage
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
anal whorehouse coldplay fan
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
😲
anal whorehouse coldplay fan
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
anal whorehouse coldplay fan
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
Ghastly
internet-worthy slate sweet tailpipe pit
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Disturbing parlour corn cake
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
hyperventilating grizzly yarmulke therapy
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
Alcoholic razzle party of the first part
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
Blathering pozpig
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
Blathering pozpig
  08/15/26
...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
Red Native Travel Guidebook
  08/15/26
Factual
Flesh Glittery Hall Codepig
  08/15/26
...
Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
Flesh Glittery Hall Codepig
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded dull feces

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: sexy tanning salon brethren

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Vigorous azure mediation

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: adventurous mad-dog skullcap

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: excitant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: nudist goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: odious school cafeteria

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: odious school cafeteria

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: odious school cafeteria

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Puce trust fund menage

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: anal whorehouse coldplay fan

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: anal whorehouse coldplay fan

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: anal whorehouse coldplay fan

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy slate sweet tailpipe pit

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Disturbing parlour corn cake

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating grizzly yarmulke therapy

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzle party of the first part

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Blathering pozpig

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Blathering pozpig

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Red Native Travel Guidebook

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Flesh Glittery Hall Codepig

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Parlor Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Flesh Glittery Hall Codepig

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Corner

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2...id.#50070112)