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Shocking YouTube - i investigated Utah's deadly soda addiction

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day ever...
chrome judgmental house
  05/19/25
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Cream Contagious Chapel Sweet Tailpipe
  05/20/25
They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.
Razzle French Chef
  05/20/25
Thought they can’t have caffeine
Rough-skinned Half-breed Circlehead
  05/20/25
They don't prohibit caffeine.
Disrespectful space
  05/20/25
I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet...
Appetizing canary casino fortuitous meteor
  05/20/25
they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmu...
dead massive generalized bond national
  05/20/25
its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine dr...
chrome judgmental house
  05/20/25
Disgusting
passionate abusive bbw school
  05/20/25
it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks&rdq...
unholy stimulating philosopher-king
  05/20/25
Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft d...
Disrespectful space
  05/20/25
what about iced tea and coffee?
very tactful white resort mediation
  05/20/25
considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so ...
dead massive generalized bond national
  05/20/25
its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's...
spectacular boltzmann hissy fit
  05/20/25
that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ou...
chrome judgmental house
  05/20/25
they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest o...
spectacular boltzmann hissy fit
  05/20/25
the mormon wife in gdp
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chrome judgmental house
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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: chrome judgmental house

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day every day. A bunch of cute chicks, most of these people aren't fat. wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48946201)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Cream Contagious Chapel Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48946246)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Razzle French Chef

They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48946255)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed Circlehead

Thought they can’t have caffeine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48946258)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Disrespectful space

They don't prohibit caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48946277)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Appetizing canary casino fortuitous meteor

I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet sprite meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48947465)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: dead massive generalized bond national

they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmud declares that tea and coffee are hot drinks even if served cold bc they were both originally designed to be served hot, and icing them is just some sinful way of trying to trick your way around god's will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48947594)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: chrome judgmental house

its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48948859)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: passionate abusive bbw school

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48946504)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: unholy stimulating philosopher-king

it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks” or some shit like that (e.g., coffee and tea), so the Mormons get caffeine from other sources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48946508)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful space

Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft drinks are the substitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48947452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: very tactful white resort mediation

what about iced tea and coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48947471)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: dead massive generalized bond national

considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so they're considered hot drinks still

(edit that being said, herbal teas are in a gray area, where some leaders say it's okay because they're not /technically/ tea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48947596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: spectacular boltzmann hissy fit

its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's addictions. i say leave them alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48947570)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: chrome judgmental house

that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ounces of "sugar free cola" a day. That's two gallons. How is he not pissing literally all day?

Also Ive never heard of these fast food chain "soda" places either - dont have them near me IIRC. In Utah they have lines of cars waiting in line for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48948866)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: spectacular boltzmann hissy fit

they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest of america has lines for chicken nuggets so its basically the same thing. the pissing thing is obviously solved by keeping the cup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48948950)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house

the mormon wife in gdp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48948864)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: chrome judgmental house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2E#48950863)