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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down

https://archive.is/NQjNC Funeral guest trips and falls on...
Jade garrison
  05/25/25
They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right b...
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  05/25/25
Lol yes it is
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  05/25/25
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indecent school cafeteria
  05/25/25
this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy
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  05/25/25
Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.
Medicated Cheese-eating Center
  05/25/25
oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night
lascivious set
  05/25/25
Holy shit 180
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  05/25/25
we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where ...
salmon base black woman
  05/25/25
Ward and Chris are kyoot
lake rehab
  05/25/25
Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.
nubile anal field really tough guy
  05/25/25
But they look like regular stairs don’t they
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  05/25/25
Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too st...
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  05/25/25
Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs...
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I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me
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180 spaceporn!
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180. Hope you get a piece of the $$
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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Jade garrison

https://archive.is/NQjNC

Funeral guest trips and falls on stairs at club, suffers fractures — $2.3 million settlement

Virginia Lawyers Weekly//March 9, 2025// 2 Minute Read

Injuries alleged: Shoulder fracture, skull and facial fractures, traumatic brain injury with extensive hospitalization and permanent sequelae

Name of mediator: Judge Thomas S. Shadrick (Ret.)

Date resolved: July 19, 2024

Special damages: $766,831.50

Attorneys for plaintiff: Ward Marstiller and [Spaceporn], Richmond, Emroch & Kilduff

Description of case: The 80-year-old plaintiff was attending a funeral reception with her husband as guests at a private club when she fell down an exterior flight of stairs leading to an outdoor courtyard.

The plaintiff claimed she was at or near the top of the stairs when she lost her balance and cascaded down the steps, almost to the courtyard below.

The plaintiff alleged that the contractor who built the stairs, as part of a courtyard renovation project a few years before the subject incident, violated multiple building codes due primarily to non-uniformity of step height and depth. The top step riser and tread were shorter than the rest of the step risers and treads, which constituted a known fall hazard within the construction industry, according to the plaintiff’s experts, a forensic engineer and forensic architect.

The plaintiff further alleged that the club owner negligently failed to remedy or warn about this fall hazard. The plaintiff’s claim was corroborated by deposition testimony from both the contractor and club staff concerning the short top step as a potential fall hazard.

The defense designated a forensic architect to rebut the plaintiff’s allegations.

Due to the plaintiff’s post-traumatic amnesia, she could not recall precisely how or where she fell. Moreover, neither her husband nor any club staff member was able to provide eyewitness testimony as to the mechanism of the plaintiff’s fall.

A guest at the reception was eventually discovered who recalled certain aspects of the plaintiff’s fall but did not observe the plaintiff’s legs and feet at the time of her fall.

The plaintiff designated a biomechanical engineer to assist with causation issues in the case. The parties settled for $2.3 million a few days before trial.

Ward Marstiller, counsel for the plaintiff, provided case information.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960056)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: vivacious area

They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right before the plaintiff fell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960073)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: Jade garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960074)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: hateful big-titted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960859)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: violent khaki dragon azn



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: indecent school cafeteria

1. disgusting

2. that guy is not and never has been spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960086)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Appetizing mad-dog skullcap

Lol yes it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960147)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: indecent school cafeteria

fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960177)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: titillating mewling electric furnace tanning salon

this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960093)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Medicated Cheese-eating Center

Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960156)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: lascivious set

oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960180)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: bright fragrant temple

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960183)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Jade garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960231)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: salmon base black woman

we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where half the posts say something to the effect of "you may be a fag but some damn fine lawyering there tex! really exposing inefficiencies in the system! hell yeah"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960187)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: lake rehab

Ward and Chris are kyoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960197)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: nubile anal field really tough guy

Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960199)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: bright fragrant temple

But they look like regular stairs don’t they

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960200)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Charismatic Parlour

Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too steep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960201)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: salmon base black woman

Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs, fatty. You'll just end up with broken legs and maybe a grand in comped drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960202)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: violent business firm

I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960207)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Milky immigrant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960848)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Jade garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960551)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Jade garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48960808)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Jade garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48961364)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Jade garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48962096)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Mauve newt sweet tailpipe

180 spaceporn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48962124)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Stimulating opaque orchestra pit kitty cat

180. Hope you get a piece of the $$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48962231)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Jade garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48964131)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: salmon base black woman

Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG

"Let's see who has the most 100 post threads now, chump"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48964135)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Jade garrison

SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48964138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: wonderful mint parlor doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48964160)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Purple 180 Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48982249)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Bull headed motley corner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48986514)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Jade garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2E#48986415)