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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe
  06/30/25
wow lol
saffron stage
  06/30/25
...
smoky federal keepsake machete famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
saffron stage
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
misunderstood boyish police squad
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
sienna foreskin
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
blue menage
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
saffron stage
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
180 orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
blue menage
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
big trailer park shitlib
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
saffron stage
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
thriller pearl institution
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
haunting fantasy-prone haunted graveyard hall
  06/30/25
...
Stirring locus
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
bearded jewess sandwich
  06/30/25
...
cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
jet contagious background story
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
bright cruel-hearted field
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
nighttime parlour
  06/30/25
...
180 orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
big trailer park shitlib
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
razzle naked step-uncle's house private investor
  07/01/25
...
bright cruel-hearted field
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Appetizing mewling son of senegal turdskin
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Coral talking wrinkle
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Heady jade ladyboy
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
chocolate roommate
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
beta theatre volcanic crater
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Laughsome garrison knife
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: saffron stage

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: smoky federal keepsake machete famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: saffron stage

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: misunderstood boyish police squad

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: sienna foreskin

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: blue menage

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: saffron stage

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: 180 orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: blue menage

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: big trailer park shitlib

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: saffron stage

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: thriller pearl institution

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: haunting fantasy-prone haunted graveyard hall

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Stirring locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: bearded jewess sandwich

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz half-breed giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: jet contagious background story

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: bright cruel-hearted field

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: nighttime parlour

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: 180 orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: big trailer park shitlib

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: razzle naked step-uncle's house private investor

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: bright cruel-hearted field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Appetizing mewling son of senegal turdskin

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Coral talking wrinkle

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Heady jade ladyboy

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: chocolate roommate

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: beta theatre volcanic crater

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Laughsome garrison knife

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065360)