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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM Author: onyx library People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49147761) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: red offensive gas station ?.
You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?
The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.
It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.
I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..
I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.
The chopsticks are just part of the show.
Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.
The chopsticks... they mock me.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM Author: onyx library https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150322) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM Author: cerebral garnet nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150500) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM Author: Hairraiser low-t faggotry parlor RIP Boooom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150620) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: crawly odious wagecucks lettuce rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150805) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM Author: red offensive gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151815) |
Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: laughsome obsidian center "teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149459) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: sable home telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150349) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM Author: onyx library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150318) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM Author: vigorous insecure plaza I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150324) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM Author: onyx library It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150331) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Canary locale its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150339) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Underhanded corner As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150347) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Canary locale yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150362) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Canary locale DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150337) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: onyx library ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Underhanded corner That's true, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150348) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: sable home telephone Unnnnghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150351) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM Author: onyx library Sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150356) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Canary locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150363) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM Author: cheese-eating location old irish cottage Evan is a bottom iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150461) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM Author: pearl sweet tailpipe space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150353) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Canary locale ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons
nowags had rice but didnt use spoons
actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: crawly odious wagecucks lettuce strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150807) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM Author: onyx library I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150428) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: cheese-eating location old irish cottage She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC
U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: onyx library Hdy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150465) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM Author: shaky den Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150450) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150481) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM Author: lavender cruise ship Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150536) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM Author: mind-boggling ladyboy cuckoldry Titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150542) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM Author: onyx library How can you defend chopsticks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150555) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM Author: lavender cruise ship Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.
Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.
(100% Irish btw) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: onyx library Hmmm interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151394) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM Author: Amber provocative casino whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150558) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: lavender cruise ship Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150616) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM Author: at-the-ready set idiot https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150655) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM Author: Trip whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150656) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM Author: irate grizzly stage it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150658) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM Author: Indigo philosopher-king sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150665) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: beady-eyed blue box office halford He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150803) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: onyx library ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151396) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Aromatic unhinged rehab stain *slams piano lid shut* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151922) |