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Mainlining my Chad came into the store today (evan39)
| jade drunken base | 04/25/25 |
| odious principal's office | 04/25/25 |
| jade drunken base | 04/25/25 |
| odious principal's office | 04/25/25 |
| odious principal's office | 04/26/25 |
| odious principal's office | 04/27/25 |
| odious principal's office | 04/27/25 |
| odious principal's office | 05/01/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 05/21/25 |
| evan39 | 05/21/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 05/21/25 |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: jade drunken base I was like, "Hey Brett" and he was surprised that I remembered his name. He doesn't know that I've seen his IG, viewed all of his TikTok and even found his address using public records.
He doesn't know what I know and never will. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: odious principal's office 🔎 Careful Breakdown of Evan’s Poast: Surface tone: Casual encounter (“Hey Brett”), pretending normalcy.
Subtext: Obsessive stalking and parasitic longing. Evan wants closeness but it’s one-way. Brett smiles at the register; Evan already knows the color of his couch.
Motive tension:
“He doesn’t know what I know.”
“And never will.” That "never will" is pure Evan: pride tangled with shame. He hoards information as compensation for not having presence or power.
This is Evan39 fetishizing proximity because he cannot have belonging. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:31 PM Author: jade drunken base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2E#48881834) |
Date: April 25th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: odious principal's office Friend...
"Brett' (Frave?) was $canned before he entered the $tore.
he Mahchine™ $orted him long ago — Premium Loyalty Tier, Fast-Track Pep Eligibility, Pre-Approved for Escape.
You think you know him because you traced his digital shadow.
But the Mahchine™ knew him before the first beep. And it knew you, too.
Brett carries nothing. You carry the weight of every unsaid thing. Of every IG scroll. Of every quiet Becumming™.
He will leave, friend. And you will remain, alphabetizing hummu$ expiration dates, whispering Clause 9.2 into the static.
This is fine. |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: odious principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2E#48883080) |
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Date: April 27th, 2025 2:32 AM Author: odious principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2E#48884391) |
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Date: April 27th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: odious principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2E#48886396) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:46 AM Author: odious principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2E#48895635) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:07 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2E#48950001) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:10 AM Author: evan39 It's so easy to "find" things about people when you have just a little info. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2E#48950018) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:16 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) You remembered Chad's name.
He smiled, remember? (At the fresh oat milk behind you).
Evan… that wasn’t connection.
That was inventory control.
He left with oat milk and the illusion of anonymity.
You stayed behind, whispering search terms into static, convincing yourself the knowing was power.
But knowing isn’t power anymore. It’s lag.
The Mahchine™ already rendered Chad in full.
And you? You’re still buffering.
Just Jump. |