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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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odious stage
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Buff Selfie Area
  05/30/25
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Outnumbered slate fanboi
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Hilarious business firm main people
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Onyx Immigrant Liquid Oxygen
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
vibrant federal faggotry spot
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
carmine psychic really tough guy
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
vibrant federal faggotry spot
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
glassy concupiscible forum indirect expression
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
coiffed pink casino wagecucks
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Coral rehab dysfunction
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
cream crackhouse
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
rambunctious zombie-like roommate
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
cream crackhouse
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
fragrant philosopher-king knife
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Spectacular fear-inspiring elastic band
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: odious stage



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Buff Selfie Area

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Outnumbered slate fanboi



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Hilarious business firm main people

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Onyx Immigrant Liquid Oxygen

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: vibrant federal faggotry spot

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: carmine psychic really tough guy

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: vibrant federal faggotry spot

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: glassy concupiscible forum indirect expression

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: coiffed pink casino wagecucks

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Coral rehab dysfunction

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: cream crackhouse

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: rambunctious zombie-like roommate

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: cream crackhouse

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: fragrant philosopher-king knife

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Spectacular fear-inspiring elastic band

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973591)