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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
| Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike | 12/08/25 |
| Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike | 12/12/25 |
| Talented Magical Parlor Private Investor | 12/12/25 |
| peach swashbuckling tank | 12/12/25 |
| Rose Lay Coldplay Fan | 12/17/25 |
| Pink internet-worthy brunch | 12/17/25 |
| hilarious ocher set newt | 12/18/25 |
| maroon exciting cruise ship | 12/12/25 |
| Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike | 12/17/25 |
| maroon exciting cruise ship | 12/17/25 |
| Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike | 12/17/25 |
| ruddy curious nursing home | 12/17/25 |
| Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike | 12/18/25 |
| Big spot | 12/17/25 |
| Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike | 12/18/25 |
| irradiated toilet seat | 12/17/25 |
| Big spot | 12/17/25 |
| Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike | 12/17/25 |
| Rose Lay Coldplay Fan | 12/17/25 |
| Dull generalized bond temple | 12/17/25 |
| irradiated toilet seat | 12/17/25 |
| Rose Lay Coldplay Fan | 12/17/25 |
| Dull generalized bond temple | 12/17/25 |
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| Histrionic place of business hissy fit | 12/17/25 |
| Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike | 12/17/25 |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Talented Magical Parlor Private Investor So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: peach swashbuckling tank Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: Rose Lay Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Pink internet-worthy brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: hilarious ocher set newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: maroon exciting cruise ship easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: maroon exciting cruise ship Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: ruddy curious nursing home Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Big spot You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: irradiated toilet seat lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: Big spot Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Rose Lay Coldplay Fan 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Dull generalized bond temple or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: irradiated toilet seat Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: Rose Lay Coldplay Fan A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Dull generalized bond temple Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Rose Lay Coldplay Fan Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Rusted organic girlfriend If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: azure halford parlour Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: trip walnut library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: aromatic kitty cat scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517913) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Maize Hyperventilating Liquid Oxygen Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Histrionic place of business hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Provocative Plum Institution Preventive Strike now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: wonderful henna base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518174) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: mustard laughsome ape No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Stimulating stag film black woman wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Rusted organic girlfriend cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: Stimulating stag film black woman wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Rusted organic girlfriend Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Stimulating stag film black woman couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: deep hairy legs volcanic crater just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Dull generalized bond temple XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: mustard laughsome ape “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Dull generalized bond temple are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: deep hairy legs volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: mustard laughsome ape I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Disrespectful Underhanded Casino Fanboi No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518198) |