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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
free-loading charismatic office
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Submissive Crawly Temple Persian
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
opaque meetinghouse queen of the night
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
coral scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Vigorous elite nowag shrine
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Talented field
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
hot umber plaza tank
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
pungent private investor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Hairraiser Domesticated Center
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
boyish haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
razzle-dazzle hyperactive school cafeteria
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
big-titted depressive
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
bronze swashbuckling location nibblets
  06/30/25
cr
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Hairraiser Domesticated Center
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Stirring Olive Gaping
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
razzle-dazzle hyperactive school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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laughsome nudist house
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
bronze swashbuckling location nibblets
  06/30/25
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Cyan Demanding Place Of Business Tattoo
  07/01/25
*bussy
saffron self-centered locus fanboi
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Talented field
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Violent hell
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Brindle community account cuckoldry
  06/30/25
fuck
cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Violent hell
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
free-loading charismatic office
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Stirring Olive Gaping
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
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Vibrant Yarmulke
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Impertinent Big Main People
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Green roommate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Provocative kitchen
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Green roommate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
laughsome nudist house
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Green roommate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Walnut adulterous set wagecucks
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Wonderful Peach Gunner Gas Station
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
diverse people who are hurt
  06/30/25
tcr
laughsome nudist house
  07/01/25
just jump
dashing business firm friendly grandma
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
...
autistic fat ankles factory reset button
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
deranged aromatic church building
  06/30/25
wow
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Bespoke fragrant really tough guy
  06/30/25
JFC man
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
pungent private investor
  06/30/25
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dashing business firm friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza
  06/30/25
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razzle-dazzle hyperactive school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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snowy chest-beating market famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
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sooty background story
  06/30/25
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Wonderful Peach Gunner Gas Station
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
diverse people who are hurt
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Impertinent Big Main People
  06/30/25
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galvanic brass rehab
  07/01/25
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Cyan Demanding Place Of Business Tattoo
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Indigo Passionate Dragon
  07/01/25
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Titillating Khaki Theater Stage
  07/01/25
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opaque meetinghouse queen of the night
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Vigorous elite nowag shrine
  06/30/25
bro
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
...
diverse people who are hurt
  06/30/25
lol
laughsome nudist house
  07/01/25
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Motley nofapping national
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Maniacal poppy indirect expression digit ratio
  06/30/25
jfc
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Hairraiser Domesticated Center
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
snowy chest-beating market famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
sooty background story
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
laughsome nudist house
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Maniacal poppy indirect expression digit ratio
  07/01/25
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Provocative kitchen
  07/01/25
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sooty background story
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Titillating Khaki Theater Stage
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
heady fantasy-prone institution multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Stirring Olive Gaping
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
odious bossy space affirmative action
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza
  06/30/25
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odious bossy space affirmative action
  07/01/25
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Stimulating voyeur indian lodge
  07/01/25
lol
laughsome nudist house
  07/01/25
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dashing business firm friendly grandma
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Arousing translucent school
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
excitant mood
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Racy sweet tailpipe
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
blathering athletic conference
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Buck-toothed orchestra pit
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Stimulating voyeur indian lodge
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Floppy station genital piercing
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
odious bossy space affirmative action
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
laughsome nudist house
  07/01/25
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odious bossy space affirmative action
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Cyan Demanding Place Of Business Tattoo
  07/01/25
😟
purple supple university philosopher-king
  07/01/25
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insanely creepy appetizing party of the first part
  07/01/25
holy shit
odious bossy space affirmative action
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Stimulating voyeur indian lodge
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Glittery jap
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Titillating Khaki Theater Stage
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Talented field
  07/01/25
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odious bossy space affirmative action
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Titillating Khaki Theater Stage
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Titillating Khaki Theater Stage
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
deranged aromatic church building
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Talented field
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
odious bossy space affirmative action
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Vivacious Newt
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Cyan Demanding Place Of Business Tattoo
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
maroon lay
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
odious bossy space affirmative action
  07/06/25
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deranged aromatic church building
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Trip filthy dysfunction
  07/06/25
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sooty background story
  07/06/25
lol
laughsome nudist house
  07/07/25
wow
odious bossy space affirmative action
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: free-loading charismatic office

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Submissive Crawly Temple Persian

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse queen of the night

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: coral scourge upon the earth

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Vigorous elite nowag shrine

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Talented field

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hot umber plaza tank

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: pungent private investor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Domesticated Center

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive school cafeteria

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: big-titted depressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: bronze swashbuckling location nibblets

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Domesticated Center

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stirring Olive Gaping

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive school cafeteria

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: laughsome nudist house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bronze swashbuckling location nibblets

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cyan Demanding Place Of Business Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: saffron self-centered locus fanboi

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Talented field

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Violent hell

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Brindle community account cuckoldry

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Violent hell

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: free-loading charismatic office

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Stirring Olive Gaping

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Vibrant Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Big Main People

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Green roommate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Provocative kitchen

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Green roommate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: laughsome nudist house

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Green roommate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Walnut adulterous set wagecucks

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Wonderful Peach Gunner Gas Station

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: diverse people who are hurt

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: laughsome nudist house

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: dashing business firm friendly grandma

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: autistic fat ankles factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: deranged aromatic church building

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Bespoke fragrant really tough guy

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pungent private investor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dashing business firm friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: snowy chest-beating market famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sooty background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Wonderful Peach Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: diverse people who are hurt

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Impertinent Big Main People

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: galvanic brass rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cyan Demanding Place Of Business Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Zippy mustard property therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Indigo Passionate Dragon

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Titillating Khaki Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Vigorous elite nowag shrine

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: diverse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: laughsome nudist house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Motley nofapping national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Maniacal poppy indirect expression digit ratio

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Domesticated Center

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: snowy chest-beating market famous landscape painting

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sooty background story

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: laughsome nudist house

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Maniacal poppy indirect expression digit ratio

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Provocative kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sooty background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Titillating Khaki Theater Stage

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: heady fantasy-prone institution multi-billionaire

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Stirring Olive Gaping

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed stock car piazza

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Stimulating voyeur indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: laughsome nudist house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: dashing business firm friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Arousing translucent school

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: excitant mood

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Racy sweet tailpipe

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Buck-toothed orchestra pit

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stimulating voyeur indian lodge

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy station genital piercing

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: laughsome nudist house

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Cyan Demanding Place Of Business Tattoo

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: purple supple university philosopher-king

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: insanely creepy appetizing party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stimulating voyeur indian lodge

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Glittery jap

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Titillating Khaki Theater Stage

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Talented field

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Titillating Khaki Theater Stage

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Titillating Khaki Theater Stage

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: deranged aromatic church building

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Talented field

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Newt

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cyan Demanding Place Of Business Tattoo

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: maroon lay

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: deranged aromatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Trip filthy dysfunction

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: sooty background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: laughsome nudist house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: odious bossy space affirmative action

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)