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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
offensive frum famous landscape painting old irish cottage
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
harsh pozpig base
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
maize concupiscible office
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Fishy Aromatic Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Confused Parlor
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
charismatic sanctuary
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Big Pearl Sandwich
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
gold provocative telephone senate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
passionate buff national security agency gas station
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Ivory rough-skinned persian useless brakes
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
flesh stage macaca
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Razzle Crystalline Karate Mediation
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Exciting Abode
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Khaki odious legal warrant principal's office
  06/30/25
cr
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
passionate buff national security agency gas station
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Coral Insanely Creepy Station
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Razzle Crystalline Karate Mediation
  06/30/25
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pink talented candlestick maker spot
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
flesh stage macaca
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Khaki odious legal warrant principal's office
  06/30/25
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poppy appetizing range dingle berry
  07/01/25
*bussy
Laughsome onyx location nibblets
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
charismatic sanctuary
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pearly tanning salon
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Multi-colored stain
  06/30/25
fuck
flesh stage macaca
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pearly tanning salon
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
offensive frum famous landscape painting old irish cottage
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
flesh stage macaca
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Coral Insanely Creepy Station
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
...
comical thirsty whorehouse
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Transparent irate athletic conference ceo
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
jet plaza personal credit line
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Yellow newt box office
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
jet plaza personal credit line
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
pink talented candlestick maker spot
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
jet plaza personal credit line
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
galvanic hospital idea he suggested
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
henna stimulating party of the first part indian lodge
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
slippery ratface lay
  06/30/25
tcr
pink talented candlestick maker spot
  07/01/25
just jump
histrionic rigpig
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
...
Adventurous tan roast beef locus
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Impressive Aphrodisiac Affirmative Action Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
wow
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Cracking Stock Car
  06/30/25
JFC man
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
gold provocative telephone senate
  06/30/25
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histrionic rigpig
  06/30/25
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flesh stage macaca
  06/30/25
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Razzle Crystalline Karate Mediation
  06/30/25
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Mischievous 180 Pit Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
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Free-loading Jet-lagged Digit Ratio Nowag
  06/30/25
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henna stimulating party of the first part indian lodge
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
slippery ratface lay
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Transparent irate athletic conference ceo
  06/30/25
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amethyst faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
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poppy appetizing range dingle berry
  07/01/25
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arousing corner
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
soul-stirring point headpube
  07/01/25
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green idiot rehab
  07/01/25
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maize concupiscible office
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Confused Parlor
  06/30/25
bro
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
...
slippery ratface lay
  06/30/25
lol
pink talented candlestick maker spot
  07/01/25
...
sienna swashbuckling chapel mother
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Grizzly area
  06/30/25
jfc
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
passionate buff national security agency gas station
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Mischievous 180 Pit Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Free-loading Jet-lagged Digit Ratio Nowag
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
pink talented candlestick maker spot
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Grizzly area
  07/01/25
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Yellow newt box office
  07/01/25
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Free-loading Jet-lagged Digit Ratio Nowag
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
green idiot rehab
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
black supple love of her life space
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Coral Insanely Creepy Station
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
flesh stage macaca
  06/30/25
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Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  07/01/25
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Vivacious feces boiling water
  07/01/25
lol
pink talented candlestick maker spot
  07/01/25
...
histrionic rigpig
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
bearded wonderful house coldplay fan
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Contagious sapphire associate preventive strike
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Cowardly wrinkle
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Flushed Startled Ladyboy
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
glittery abnormal kitty
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Vivacious feces boiling water
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
spectacular primrose native
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
pink talented candlestick maker spot
  07/01/25
...
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
poppy appetizing range dingle berry
  07/01/25
😟
vibrant national
  07/01/25
...
Thriller Lime Keepsake Machete Stead
  07/01/25
holy shit
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Vivacious feces boiling water
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Apoplectic bonkers messiness
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
green idiot rehab
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
charismatic sanctuary
  07/01/25
...
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
green idiot rehab
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
green idiot rehab
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Impressive Aphrodisiac Affirmative Action Electric Furnace
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
charismatic sanctuary
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
excitant pale police squad cuck
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
poppy appetizing range dingle berry
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
bronze theater stage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  07/06/25
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Impressive Aphrodisiac Affirmative Action Electric Furnace
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Trip arrogant ape stag film
  07/06/25
...
Free-loading Jet-lagged Digit Ratio Nowag
  07/06/25
lol
pink talented candlestick maker spot
  07/07/25
wow
Motley Hominid Laser Beams
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: offensive frum famous landscape painting old irish cottage

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: harsh pozpig base

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: maize concupiscible office

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Fishy Aromatic Twinkling Uncleanness

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Confused Parlor

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Big Pearl Sandwich

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: gold provocative telephone senate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: passionate buff national security agency gas station

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Ivory rough-skinned persian useless brakes

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: flesh stage macaca

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzle Crystalline Karate Mediation

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Exciting Abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Khaki odious legal warrant principal's office

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: passionate buff national security agency gas station

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Coral Insanely Creepy Station

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle Crystalline Karate Mediation

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: pink talented candlestick maker spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: flesh stage macaca

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Khaki odious legal warrant principal's office

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: poppy appetizing range dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Laughsome onyx location nibblets

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pearly tanning salon

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored stain

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: flesh stage macaca

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pearly tanning salon

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: offensive frum famous landscape painting old irish cottage

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flesh stage macaca

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Coral Insanely Creepy Station

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: comical thirsty whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Transparent irate athletic conference ceo

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: jet plaza personal credit line

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Yellow newt box office

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: jet plaza personal credit line

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: pink talented candlestick maker spot

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: jet plaza personal credit line

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: galvanic hospital idea he suggested

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: henna stimulating party of the first part indian lodge

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: slippery ratface lay

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: pink talented candlestick maker spot

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: histrionic rigpig

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Adventurous tan roast beef locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Impressive Aphrodisiac Affirmative Action Electric Furnace

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cracking Stock Car

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: gold provocative telephone senate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: histrionic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: flesh stage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle Crystalline Karate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mischievous 180 Pit Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Free-loading Jet-lagged Digit Ratio Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: henna stimulating party of the first part indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: slippery ratface lay

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Transparent irate athletic conference ceo

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: amethyst faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: poppy appetizing range dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: arousing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring point headpube

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: green idiot rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: maize concupiscible office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Confused Parlor

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: slippery ratface lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: pink talented candlestick maker spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sienna swashbuckling chapel mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Grizzly area

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: passionate buff national security agency gas station

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mischievous 180 Pit Water Buffalo

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Free-loading Jet-lagged Digit Ratio Nowag

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: pink talented candlestick maker spot

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Grizzly area

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Yellow newt box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Free-loading Jet-lagged Digit Ratio Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: green idiot rehab

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: black supple love of her life space

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Coral Insanely Creepy Station

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: flesh stage macaca

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Vivacious feces boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: pink talented candlestick maker spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: histrionic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: bearded wonderful house coldplay fan

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Contagious sapphire associate preventive strike

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Cowardly wrinkle

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Flushed Startled Ladyboy

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: glittery abnormal kitty

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vivacious feces boiling water

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: spectacular primrose native

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: pink talented candlestick maker spot

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: poppy appetizing range dingle berry

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vibrant national

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Thriller Lime Keepsake Machete Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vivacious feces boiling water

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Apoplectic bonkers messiness

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: green idiot rehab

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: green idiot rehab

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: green idiot rehab

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Impressive Aphrodisiac Affirmative Action Electric Furnace

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: charismatic sanctuary

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: excitant pale police squad cuck

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: poppy appetizing range dingle berry

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bronze theater stage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Impressive Aphrodisiac Affirmative Action Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Trip arrogant ape stag film

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Free-loading Jet-lagged Digit Ratio Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: pink talented candlestick maker spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Motley Hominid Laser Beams

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)