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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Geriatric pit round eye
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
provocative narrow-minded weed whacker
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
cerise address
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
drunken university codepig
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
balding aphrodisiac ladyboy orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Contagious Yapping Elastic Band Stage
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
insanely creepy base idea he suggested
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Arousing Naked Boistinker Yarmulke
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
chocolate vivacious native antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Passionate Senate Boiling Water
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
fragrant insecure potus blood rage
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
grizzly hell striped hyena
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Curious jap
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
odious misunderstood kitty cat parlour
  06/30/25
cr
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
chocolate vivacious native antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Dashing misanthropic plaza famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
grizzly hell striped hyena
  06/30/25
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wild halford
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
fragrant insecure potus blood rage
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
odious misunderstood kitty cat parlour
  06/30/25
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aromatic electric furnace
  07/01/25
*bussy
sapphire bateful foreskin
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Contagious Yapping Elastic Band Stage
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
vibrant poppy azn
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
mustard submissive fortuitous meteor business firm
  06/30/25
fuck
fragrant insecure potus blood rage
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
vibrant poppy azn
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Geriatric pit round eye
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
fragrant insecure potus blood rage
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Dashing misanthropic plaza famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
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Stirring Avocado Casino
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Stimulating Hilarious Pozpig
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Lilac Corner Goal In Life
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
wonderful rambunctious turdskin
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Lilac Corner Goal In Life
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
wild halford
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Lilac Corner Goal In Life
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
embarrassed to the bone navy piazza cumskin
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
exciting athletic conference patrolman
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
irate razzmatazz abode headpube
  06/30/25
tcr
wild halford
  07/01/25
just jump
motley pink crotch
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
...
Flesh Razzle-dazzle Party Of The First Part
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
doobsian yellow spot candlestick maker
  06/30/25
wow
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Umber Institution
  06/30/25
JFC man
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Arousing Naked Boistinker Yarmulke
  06/30/25
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motley pink crotch
  06/30/25
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fragrant insecure potus blood rage
  06/30/25
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grizzly hell striped hyena
  06/30/25
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unhinged reading party marketing idea
  06/30/25
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Hairless Roommate Partner
  06/30/25
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exciting athletic conference patrolman
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
irate razzmatazz abode headpube
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Stimulating Hilarious Pozpig
  06/30/25
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purple mind-boggling persian background story
  07/01/25
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aromatic electric furnace
  07/01/25
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Flatulent National
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Blue heady locale
  07/01/25
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Supple selfie
  07/01/25
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cerise address
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
balding aphrodisiac ladyboy orchestra pit
  06/30/25
bro
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
...
irate razzmatazz abode headpube
  06/30/25
lol
wild halford
  07/01/25
...
costumed locus people who are hurt
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Lime Fantasy-prone Lodge Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
jfc
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
chocolate vivacious native antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
unhinged reading party marketing idea
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Hairless Roommate Partner
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
wild halford
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Lime Fantasy-prone Lodge Pocket Flask
  07/01/25
...
wonderful rambunctious turdskin
  07/01/25
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Hairless Roommate Partner
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Supple selfie
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
hot trip chapel
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Dashing misanthropic plaza famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
house-broken sound barrier
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
fragrant insecure potus blood rage
  06/30/25
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house-broken sound barrier
  07/01/25
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aggressive wrinkle
  07/01/25
lol
wild halford
  07/01/25
...
motley pink crotch
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
amethyst big travel guidebook
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Talented new version
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
titillating abusive mad cow disease
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
startled histrionic dilemma
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Irradiated Dead Hall
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
aggressive wrinkle
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
racy toilet seat hominid
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
house-broken sound barrier
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
wild halford
  07/01/25
...
house-broken sound barrier
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
aromatic electric furnace
  07/01/25
😟
Swashbuckling Olive Internal Respiration Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
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floppy stain trust fund
  07/01/25
holy shit
house-broken sound barrier
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
aggressive wrinkle
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Swollen godawful goyim haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Supple selfie
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Contagious Yapping Elastic Band Stage
  07/01/25
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house-broken sound barrier
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Supple selfie
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Supple selfie
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
doobsian yellow spot candlestick maker
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Contagious Yapping Elastic Band Stage
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
house-broken sound barrier
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
cowardly hospital
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
aromatic electric furnace
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Dark faggotry
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
house-broken sound barrier
  07/06/25
...
doobsian yellow spot candlestick maker
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
cerebral sienna newt mediation
  07/06/25
...
Hairless Roommate Partner
  07/06/25
lol
wild halford
  07/07/25
wow
house-broken sound barrier
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Geriatric pit round eye

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: provocative narrow-minded weed whacker

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: cerise address

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: drunken university codepig

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: balding aphrodisiac ladyboy orchestra pit

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Contagious Yapping Elastic Band Stage

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: insanely creepy base idea he suggested

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Arousing Naked Boistinker Yarmulke

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chocolate vivacious native antidepressant drug

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Passionate Senate Boiling Water

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: fragrant insecure potus blood rage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: grizzly hell striped hyena

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Curious jap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: odious misunderstood kitty cat parlour

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chocolate vivacious native antidepressant drug

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dashing misanthropic plaza famous landscape painting

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: grizzly hell striped hyena

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: wild halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fragrant insecure potus blood rage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: odious misunderstood kitty cat parlour

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: aromatic electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: sapphire bateful foreskin

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Contagious Yapping Elastic Band Stage

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: vibrant poppy azn

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: mustard submissive fortuitous meteor business firm

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fragrant insecure potus blood rage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: vibrant poppy azn

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Geriatric pit round eye

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fragrant insecure potus blood rage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Dashing misanthropic plaza famous landscape painting

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Stirring Avocado Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Hilarious Pozpig

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Lilac Corner Goal In Life

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: wonderful rambunctious turdskin

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Lilac Corner Goal In Life

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: wild halford

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Lilac Corner Goal In Life

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone navy piazza cumskin

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: exciting athletic conference patrolman

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: irate razzmatazz abode headpube

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: wild halford

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: motley pink crotch

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Flesh Razzle-dazzle Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: doobsian yellow spot candlestick maker

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Umber Institution

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Arousing Naked Boistinker Yarmulke

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: motley pink crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: fragrant insecure potus blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: grizzly hell striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: unhinged reading party marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Hairless Roommate Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: exciting athletic conference patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: irate razzmatazz abode headpube

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Hilarious Pozpig

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: purple mind-boggling persian background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: aromatic electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Flatulent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Blue heady locale

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Supple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: cerise address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: balding aphrodisiac ladyboy orchestra pit

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: irate razzmatazz abode headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: wild halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: costumed locus people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Lime Fantasy-prone Lodge Pocket Flask

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: chocolate vivacious native antidepressant drug

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: unhinged reading party marketing idea

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Hairless Roommate Partner

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: wild halford

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Lime Fantasy-prone Lodge Pocket Flask

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: wonderful rambunctious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Hairless Roommate Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Supple selfie

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hot trip chapel

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Dashing misanthropic plaza famous landscape painting

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: fragrant insecure potus blood rage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: house-broken sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aggressive wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: wild halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: motley pink crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: amethyst big travel guidebook

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Talented new version

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: titillating abusive mad cow disease

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: startled histrionic dilemma

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Irradiated Dead Hall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aggressive wrinkle

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: racy toilet seat hominid

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: wild halford

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: house-broken sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: aromatic electric furnace

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Olive Internal Respiration Ticket Booth

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: floppy stain trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aggressive wrinkle

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Swollen godawful goyim haunted graveyard

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Supple selfie

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Contagious Yapping Elastic Band Stage

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: house-broken sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Supple selfie

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Supple selfie

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: doobsian yellow spot candlestick maker

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Contagious Yapping Elastic Band Stage

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: cowardly hospital

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: aromatic electric furnace

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Dark faggotry

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: doobsian yellow spot candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: cerebral sienna newt mediation

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Hairless Roommate Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: wild halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: house-broken sound barrier

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)