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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Greedy Lettuce
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
glittery library macaca
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
exhilarant stock car ladyboy
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Odious mildly autistic gaping
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
chest-beating cocky site kitty cat
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
crystalline address
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Honey-headed violent dragon
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Mischievous soul-stirring scourge upon the earth giraffe
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
filthy zombie-like gunner
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Passionate elite degenerate property
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
white dingle berry
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Carnelian Motley Hunting Ground
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
submissive son of senegal
  06/30/25
cr
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
filthy zombie-like gunner
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
arousing puce toaster forum
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
white dingle berry
  06/30/25
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Razzle institution
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
submissive son of senegal
  06/30/25
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Self-absorbed temple juggernaut
  07/01/25
*bussy
Light state elastic band
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
crystalline address
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Lascivious useless pit liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
provocative aggressive blood rage
  06/30/25
fuck
obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Lascivious useless pit liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Greedy Lettuce
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
arousing puce toaster forum
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
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At-the-ready dashing fortuitous meteor dilemma
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
crimson bat shit crazy pistol piazza
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Pea-brained walnut trailer park
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
slippery massive national security agency
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Pea-brained walnut trailer park
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Razzle institution
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Pea-brained walnut trailer park
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
sexy comical chapel toilet seat
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
big party of the first part
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
big-titted abode depressive
  06/30/25
tcr
Razzle institution
  07/01/25
just jump
Frozen supple business firm
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
...
Pearly base
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
talented digit ratio
  06/30/25
wow
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Cracking nudist lodge pozpig
  06/30/25
JFC man
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Mischievous soul-stirring scourge upon the earth giraffe
  06/30/25
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Frozen supple business firm
  06/30/25
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obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond
  06/30/25
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white dingle berry
  06/30/25
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Fragrant bearded nursing home foreskin
  06/30/25
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bat-shit-crazy knife stead
  06/30/25
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big party of the first part
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
big-titted abode depressive
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
crimson bat shit crazy pistol piazza
  06/30/25
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Spectacular fluffy shrine mother
  07/01/25
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Self-absorbed temple juggernaut
  07/01/25
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Pearl multi-colored dysfunction
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Bossy volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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marvelous amber theater double fault
  07/01/25
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exhilarant stock car ladyboy
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
chest-beating cocky site kitty cat
  06/30/25
bro
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
...
big-titted abode depressive
  06/30/25
lol
Razzle institution
  07/01/25
...
ivory charismatic school telephone
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
heady crawly den faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
jfc
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
filthy zombie-like gunner
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Fragrant bearded nursing home foreskin
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
bat-shit-crazy knife stead
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Razzle institution
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
heady crawly den faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
...
slippery massive national security agency
  07/01/25
...
bat-shit-crazy knife stead
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
marvelous amber theater double fault
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
very tactful adulterous faggotry
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
arousing puce toaster forum
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
sepia racy french chef
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond
  06/30/25
...
sepia racy french chef
  07/01/25
...
maniacal boyish stage immigrant
  07/01/25
lol
Razzle institution
  07/01/25
...
Frozen supple business firm
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Swashbuckling filthpig station
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
irradiated gay national
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Yellow home
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Indecent razzle-dazzle brunch haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
hairraiser thirsty area becky
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
maniacal boyish stage immigrant
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Lavender mind-boggling stag film black woman
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
sepia racy french chef
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Razzle institution
  07/01/25
...
sepia racy french chef
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Self-absorbed temple juggernaut
  07/01/25
😟
Diverse Hospital Marketing Idea
  07/01/25
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exciting clown theater stage
  07/01/25
holy shit
sepia racy french chef
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
maniacal boyish stage immigrant
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Bipolar public bath
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
marvelous amber theater double fault
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
crystalline address
  07/01/25
...
sepia racy french chef
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
marvelous amber theater double fault
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
marvelous amber theater double fault
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
talented digit ratio
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
crystalline address
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
sepia racy french chef
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Stirring lay turdskin
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Self-absorbed temple juggernaut
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Umber histrionic hissy fit menage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
sepia racy french chef
  07/06/25
...
talented digit ratio
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Maroon Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/25
...
bat-shit-crazy knife stead
  07/06/25
lol
Razzle institution
  07/07/25
wow
sepia racy french chef
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Greedy Lettuce

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: glittery library macaca

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: exhilarant stock car ladyboy

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Odious mildly autistic gaping

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: chest-beating cocky site kitty cat

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: crystalline address

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed violent dragon

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Mischievous soul-stirring scourge upon the earth giraffe

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: filthy zombie-like gunner

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Passionate elite degenerate property

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: white dingle berry

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Carnelian Motley Hunting Ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: submissive son of senegal

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: filthy zombie-like gunner

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: arousing puce toaster forum

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: white dingle berry

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Razzle institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: submissive son of senegal

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Self-absorbed temple juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Light state elastic band

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: crystalline address

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Lascivious useless pit liquid oxygen

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: provocative aggressive blood rage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Lascivious useless pit liquid oxygen

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Greedy Lettuce

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: arousing puce toaster forum

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: At-the-ready dashing fortuitous meteor dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: crimson bat shit crazy pistol piazza

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained walnut trailer park

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: slippery massive national security agency

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained walnut trailer park

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Razzle institution

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained walnut trailer park

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sexy comical chapel toilet seat

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: big party of the first part

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: big-titted abode depressive

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Razzle institution

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Frozen supple business firm

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Pearly base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: talented digit ratio

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cracking nudist lodge pozpig

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mischievous soul-stirring scourge upon the earth giraffe

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Frozen supple business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: white dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Fragrant bearded nursing home foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy knife stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: big party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: big-titted abode depressive

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: crimson bat shit crazy pistol piazza

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Spectacular fluffy shrine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Self-absorbed temple juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Pearl multi-colored dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Bossy volcanic crater

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: marvelous amber theater double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: exhilarant stock car ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: chest-beating cocky site kitty cat

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: big-titted abode depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzle institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ivory charismatic school telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: heady crawly den faggot firefighter

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: filthy zombie-like gunner

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fragrant bearded nursing home foreskin

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy knife stead

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Razzle institution

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: heady crawly den faggot firefighter

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: slippery massive national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy knife stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: marvelous amber theater double fault

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: very tactful adulterous faggotry

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: arousing puce toaster forum

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: obsidian rough-skinned generalized bond

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: sepia racy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: maniacal boyish stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Razzle institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Frozen supple business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling filthpig station

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: irradiated gay national

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Yellow home

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle brunch haunted graveyard

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: hairraiser thirsty area becky

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: maniacal boyish stage immigrant

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Lavender mind-boggling stag film black woman

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: sepia racy french chef

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Razzle institution

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: sepia racy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Self-absorbed temple juggernaut

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Diverse Hospital Marketing Idea

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: exciting clown theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: maniacal boyish stage immigrant

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bipolar public bath

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: marvelous amber theater double fault

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: crystalline address

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: sepia racy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: marvelous amber theater double fault

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: marvelous amber theater double fault

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: talented digit ratio

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: crystalline address

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Stirring lay turdskin

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed temple juggernaut

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Umber histrionic hissy fit menage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: talented digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Maroon Mad Cow Disease

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy knife stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sepia racy french chef

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)