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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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white know-it-all dragon
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Flesh Stage Main People
  05/30/25
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lavender theater mood
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
orchid queen of the night prole
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Effete fragrant toaster shitlib
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
poppy half-breed
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
bespoke racy associate corner
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
poppy half-breed
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
dun stimulating idea he suggested
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
indigo trip stain nowag
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Bateful hyperactive pozpig wrinkle
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
amber national regret
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
twinkling space
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
lilac principal's office
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
twinkling space
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
chocolate pontificating azn
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
crystalline affirmative action
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: white know-it-all dragon



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Flesh Stage Main People

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: lavender theater mood



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: orchid queen of the night prole

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Effete fragrant toaster shitlib

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: poppy half-breed

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: bespoke racy associate corner

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: poppy half-breed

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: dun stimulating idea he suggested

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: indigo trip stain nowag

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bateful hyperactive pozpig wrinkle

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: amber national regret

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: twinkling space

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: lilac principal's office

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: twinkling space

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: chocolate pontificating azn

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: crystalline affirmative action

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973591)