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Nudist tan step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Narrow-minded jewess
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Bright Aphrodisiac Site Volcanic Crater
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Impressive trailer park
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Nudist tan step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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impertinent spectacular orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Bright Aphrodisiac Site Volcanic Crater
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
odious den
  07/02/25
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vigorous shrine
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Nudist tan step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
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  07/02/25
tp.
impertinent spectacular orchestra pit
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Nudist tan step-uncle's house



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Narrow-minded jewess



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Bright Aphrodisiac Site Volcanic Crater

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2E#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Impressive trailer park

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Nudist tan step-uncle's house

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: impertinent spectacular orchestra pit



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Bright Aphrodisiac Site Volcanic Crater

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: odious den

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: vigorous shrine



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Nudist tan step-uncle's house

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2E#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Wild Exhilarant Casino Wagecucks

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: impertinent spectacular orchestra pit

tp.

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