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khaki library dragon
  12/03/15
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Stop
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like a dagger through my heart
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but he was so proud you.
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fuck you man
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khaki library dragon
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JFC
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TOXIC
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*gulp*
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jfc
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is this xo's current toxicity du jour?
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nature of the assignment
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Call your dad today.
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Tyft
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Call you dads often.
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I never thought enemadood could die.
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Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 a...
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khaki library dragon
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  10/31/16
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khaki library dragon
  10/31/16
good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.
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  10/31/16
havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son
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where do u live?
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Kiev
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Jokes on you, I have two moms
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:24 AM
Author: khaki library dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29297534)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:25 AM
Author: Glittery nofapping trailer park

fuck

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: Vibrant sick home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29297757)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Slate senate trump supporter

Stop

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: self-centered bateful elastic band university

like a dagger through my heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29297780)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: swollen carnelian lodge gunner



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: coiffed love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209199)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: contagious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36766461)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Slate senate trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29309147)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle impertinent fanboi crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29309152)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:19 PM
Author: boyish painfully honest jap



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: fragrant flesh location



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: Maize shaky feces

...but he had that big merger and was running point...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29310283)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: contagious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36298713)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Trip antidepressant drug jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29310285)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: khaki library dragon

but he was so proud you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29310288)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz site filthpig

Ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29310344)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: Godawful crackhouse



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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:49 PM
Author: Glittery nofapping trailer park



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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Snowy idea he suggested doctorate

"he knew you were busy with your career. he knew it meant a lot to you, and he hoped it was making you happy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29884628)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: disturbing claret cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258152)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: khaki library dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258155)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Sooty Swashbuckling Piazza Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258207)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: brindle cracking hissy fit new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258213)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Black chad potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209129)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Fluffy Fat Ankles Hall

fuck *slams a whole bottle of tums*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209141)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: contagious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36541960)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:47 AM
Author: Irradiated flushed chapel marketing idea

fuck you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766625)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: khaki library dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766654)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: vermilion space mental disorder

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766921)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: purple bull headed black woman

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766937)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:31 AM
Author: aromatic mahogany field

TOXIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#34641253)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: contagious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36272639)



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Date: August 8th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: contagious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36582102)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: swollen carnelian lodge gunner

*gulp*

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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: twinkling embarrassed to the bone giraffe

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36766552)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: Jet Twinkling Uncleanness Reading Party



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly macaca state



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: khaki library dragon



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: awkward electric furnace gay wizard

"after he crashed that last harley, he couldn't go to any more jimmy buffet shows and he just kind of dried up without his parrotheads. but at least he got to enjoy his beach house during his golden years.

"hey, still renting? don't you think it's time you settle down, big guy? you're not going to be able to keep a girl and have kids in that dinky little studio. i guess you must be having a lot of fun in the big apple!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258144)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Shimmering vigorous dog poop becky



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:56 AM
Author: Mewling Nursing Home



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:57 AM
Author: Poppy dopamine



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Dark boistinker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30262372)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: saffron plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30262374)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Black chad potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30739131)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: titillating puce temple incel



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: laughsome infuriating jewess



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: contagious turdskin



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: bronze adulterous business firm toaster



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: concupiscible mischievous school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36543145)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:00 AM
Author: Jet Twinkling Uncleanness Reading Party



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: Filthy Gaped Sound Barrier



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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: charismatic grizzly macaca state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#37578611)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property

mods help pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258222)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: electric seedy ape halford

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258226)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: at-the-ready mind-boggling cuckold principal's office



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: buff vengeful coffee pot genital piercing

is this xo's current toxicity du jour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30262368)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: saffron plaza

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30262375)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Sickened fuchsia station really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209195)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Black chad potus

Call your dad today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30739128)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Excitant Confused Dysfunction Faggotry

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209143)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: hideous gay office blood rage

Call you dads often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: ruby arrogant shitlib public bath

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209133)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful avocado kitchen

*Text from partner: "Sorry to hear about your father. Please check your email when you get a chance"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209183)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed opaque corner

FW:FW:out-of-office

"You are out of town MONDAY too? did not realize you were that close. that's fine, but will really need you to hit the ground running on tuesday. plz communicate better about this sort of thing in future. txh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31210576)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:32 AM
Author: aromatic mahogany field

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#34641254)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: carmine shrine immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#34641259)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: arousing salmon base



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Supple Church Building



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: contagious turdskin



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Soggy people who are hurt parlour



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: drunken roommate fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: bronze adulterous business firm toaster



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: contagious turdskin



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Date: January 8th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: contagious turdskin



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:29 AM
Author: carmine shrine immigrant



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:48 AM
Author: charismatic grizzly macaca state



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Fluffy Fat Ankles Hall

I never thought enemadood could die.

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Date: August 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Geriatric address

Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 away?

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: khaki library dragon



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Learning disabled heaven

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew

He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad

You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play

Can you teach me to throw?"

I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do."

He said, "That's okay."

And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah

You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man, I just had to say

"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"

He shook his head, and he said with a smile

"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later; can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired, and my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."

He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

We're gonna have a good time then."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: pearly hyperventilating cruise ship

Fu :(

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Exciting abode

I know this will never happen because my dad literally has no friends.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: concupiscible mischievous school cafeteria

because of this thread i just bought tickets to go home for thanksgiving to see my mom

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: khaki library dragon

Great man. That's a really good idea.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: purple bull headed black woman

good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: concupiscible mischievous school cafeteria

havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: khaki library dragon

where do u live?

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: concupiscible mischievous school cafeteria

Kiev

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Exciting abode

:)

180 brother

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: concupiscible mischievous school cafeteria

my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy

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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Marvelous pit sandwich



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: bistre haunting psychic old irish cottage

180

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Date: November 1st, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: khaki library dragon



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Snowy idea he suggested doctorate



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Irradiated flushed chapel marketing idea

of course op is nights

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Date: June 9th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: stimulating milky ticket booth



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Date: January 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Lime institution



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Date: January 20th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: stimulating milky ticket booth



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Filthy Gaped Sound Barrier



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Lime institution



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: contagious turdskin

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Thriller Yellow Toilet Seat

Jokes on you, I have two moms

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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Lime institution



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: contagious turdskin



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: brilliant garrison ladyboy

... so he has more friends than me

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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: Know-it-all Spectacular Mother

“yeah, but right now my law firm misses me, so excuse me a minute while I take this phone call.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36768467)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:34 PM
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