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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:18 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; Question: do you think your sons aren’t horny enough/are way less horny that you were?
I think my 14 year old has jerked off before but like barely at all. He went through a phase where he would “take shits” that lasted 30 minutes (classic move) but he did it only rarely, and he stopped a while ago. Also he showers too quickly, always in like 5 minutes before school, so I highly doubt he’s rubbing any out then. By the time I was a 7th grader I was a horny little fucker jizzing like 20x a week.
Stipulating to overall US and planetary testosterone drop trend, seed oils, microplastics, etc., but low testosterone doesn’t seem to be his problem. On top of having normal blood work, he’s already adult height at 5’11” and is likely to catch or pass me at 6’2” by next year, his voice is deep, he’s a great athlete, jumps high and is fast and has great lateral quickness at his size, and has very solid weight room strength already, eats tons of meat especially beef and has been shaving for a year. I developed early as a middle schooler, too, except I jerked off like it was my job.
I was so scared when he was younger that he was going to be like me and with pornhub so readily accessible I would be stepping in sticky spots and cracking socks and blankets every day. I don’t get it. I wondered if maybe he jerks off at school, but he’s a good student and seems to actually pay attention and be trying in class. It’s weird I’m simultaneously relieved and proud/hopeful for him that he will be much less of a horny little porn addict all through his late teens and 20s like I was, but also concerned he’s going to end up as some weird asexual bro. |
Date: May 9th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: paul weiss's boutique Jfc spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48917937) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:21 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; Pretty sure his interests run a little younger what with the acorn penis and all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48917941) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48917978) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48917980) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: titty caca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48918205) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: african female assailant (ELIMINATE TWO THIRDS OF THE SCHOOL DAY) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48918660) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: permanently delayed gratification Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48917985) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future) ReplyFavorite
Date: May 9th, 2025 6:18 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
Question: do you think your sons aren’t horny enough/are way less horny that you were? I think my 14 year old has jerked off before but like barely at all. He went through a phase where he would “take shits” that lasted 30 minutes (classic move) but he did it only rarely, and he stopped a while ago. Also he showers too quickly, always in like 5 minutes before school, so I highly doubt he’s rubbing any out then. By the time I was a 7th grader I was a horny little fucker jizzing like 20x a week.
Stipulating to overall US and planetary testosterone drop trend, seed oils, microplastics, etc., but low testosterone doesn’t seem to be his problem. On top of having normal blood work, he’s already adult height at 5’11” and is likely to catch or pass me at 6’2” by next year, his voice is deep, he’s a great athlete, jumps high and is fast and has great lateral quickness at his size, and has very solid weight room strength already, eats tons of meat especially beef and has been shaving for a year. I developed early as a middle schooler, too, except I jerked off like it was my job.
I was so scared when he was younger that he was going to be like me and with pornhub so readily accessible I would be stepping in sticky spots and cracking socks and blankets every day. I don’t get it. I wondered if maybe he jerks off at school, but he’s a good student and seems to actually pay attention and be trying in class. It’s weird I’m simultaneously relieved and proud/hopeful for him that he will be much less of a horny little porn addict all through his late teens and 20s like I was, but also concerned he’s going to end up as some weird asexual bro. |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; I appreciate that your pious and observant outlook may be offended by this, but I am just genuinely curious if others notice anything like this with their same aged cis male children. And XO is really the only place I would ever ask this question and be interested to hear responses. It seems of a piece with kids these days just generally not being as horny—teen pregnancy way down, dating less, on their phones, don’t leave the house. My kid doesn’t even have a phone yet, but he does enjoy vidya games. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48918628) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: hank_scorpio does your 14 year old son not have a bedroom and access to paper goods? wtf kind of psycho jerks off in the bathroom where he will have to make an excuse for it as it is a public room? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48918387) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; He has a shared wall with the living room and we’re always sitting in there after he goes to sleep. He never hangs out in his bedroom during the day. He’s also at the stage of adolescence where he falls asleep super fast, so whenever I have checked on him after bedtime (admittedly this isn’t a super frequent occurrence) he’s asleep and seems to go to sleep really quickly. I suppose it’s possible he’s taking care of business while remaining silent and going zero to nut in under 5 minutes every time, but I doubt it. His little brother also worships him and wants to be by his side every minute he’s home, so his “taking a shit” move is by far his most reliable way to have privacy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48918620) |
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Date: May 9th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: hank_scorpio idk this seems weird af, as a teenager I had no problem getting 10 minutes alone in my room at night, and he probably has access to top notch porn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722921&forum_id=2E#48918703) |