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HS principal just called to announce that my oldest is class valedictorian

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm p...
Umber cruise ship
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180
Laughsome Useless Legal Warrant Den
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Just chop the dick off and let do?
Razzle Ladyboy
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bateful mahogany center
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Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain da...
Umber cruise ship
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if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself fo...
bateful mahogany center
  05/01/24
how about we chop off his dick ? and eye for an eye, a di...
Wine arousing multi-billionaire
  05/01/24
no argument from me
bateful mahogany center
  05/02/24
Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians
Duck-like National Security Agency Dilemma
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Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high ...
Umber cruise ship
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“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning ...
bateful mahogany center
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Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture colum...
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He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the...
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Stirring dun pervert
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Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was some...
Umber cruise ship
  05/01/24
that is so fucking gay
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Stirring dun pervert
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What college are they going to?
180 ruddy church
  05/01/24
Amzhers
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bateful mahogany center
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Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, ...
Rusted Whorehouse
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Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.
Rusted Whorehouse
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Pearl supple meetinghouse
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Congrats.
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If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their colleg...
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Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if ...
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make a guess
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I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just...
Umber cruise ship
  05/01/24
How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think t...
cracking coffee pot tank
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Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last te...
Umber cruise ship
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"once-aspiring lawyer" Another one of your biza...
cracking coffee pot tank
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I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying t...
Umber cruise ship
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Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) ac...
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Floppy Ratface
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Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered...
aggressive hissy fit stage
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Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever
Umber cruise ship
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He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his ...
aggressive hissy fit stage
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It's just "valetorian", actually.
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cocky circlehead
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Jfc lol
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EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.
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I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admi...
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Man I wish I’d come up with this
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Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would ...
Umber cruise ship
  05/01/24
Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bo...
sepia bespoke property
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To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as m...
Rusted Whorehouse
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he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown)...
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I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe....
Umber cruise ship
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"...at an unknown Catholic school" Goes the oth...
Rusted Whorehouse
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yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i k...
Adventurous emerald sanctuary
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I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission c...
Umber cruise ship
  05/02/24
these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT
curious faggotry tattoo
  05/01/24
The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.
fishy menage
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I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600...
curious faggotry tattoo
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I got a 1290. Rate me.
fishy menage
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I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not e...
curious faggotry tattoo
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Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.
fishy menage
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Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all...
curious faggotry tattoo
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Wow.
fishy menage
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Beatified
Motley old irish cottage
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his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging...
bright heady boltzmann
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How old do you think I am?
fishy menage
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old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down ver...
bright heady boltzmann
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did you sleep in and miss a section?
Indigo Sound Barrier Rehab
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I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.
fishy menage
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(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low s...
Talented Slippery Party Of The First Part Boistinker
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1290 is not low!
fishy menage
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remind me what undergrad you went to sis?
Umber cruise ship
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I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile&q...
curious faggotry tattoo
  05/02/24
So which school?
fishy menage
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Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what d...
Umber cruise ship
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Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for ...
cracking coffee pot tank
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Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do...
sepia bespoke property
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Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I fa...
cracking coffee pot tank
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Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense
Umber cruise ship
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Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of y...
cracking coffee pot tank
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I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 ...
curious faggotry tattoo
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To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody kno...
sepia bespoke property
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Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton dif...
sepia bespoke property
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CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped...
cracking coffee pot tank
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times are very very different from 20 years ago
Demanding glassy elastic band
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congrats, brother
Disgusting Mood Gunner
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Congrats to your child
fishy menage
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Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child...
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Clear Contagious Corn Cake Messiness
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What did his mom's reaction to the news?
Floppy Ratface
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She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictor...
Umber cruise ship
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i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is a...
Talented Slippery Party Of The First Part Boistinker
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EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.
Clear Contagious Corn Cake Messiness
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I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actuall...
Umber cruise ship
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valevagtorian you bigot
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This is pretty cool Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere M...
seedy idiotic depressive nibblets
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Cr ranking but he moved during Covid
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Big island or one of the less big ones? I’m embarra...
seedy idiotic depressive nibblets
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Congrats brother! As the father of very small children havi...
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fishy menage
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Congratulations. Is it true that public schooling in Hawa...
jade lascivious dysfunction
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My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in t...
Umber cruise ship
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did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo...
Demanding glassy elastic band
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They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ev...
Umber cruise ship
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Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like ...
Demanding glassy elastic band
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They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on ...
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Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm probably one of the least academically-involved parents in history.

Edit: Next to my ex-wife of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626111)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Useless Legal Warrant Den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626621)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Razzle Ladyboy

Just chop the dick off and let do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626123)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: bateful mahogany center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626126)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain damage from the Lupron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626132)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: bateful mahogany center

if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself for being a failure as a father and human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626140)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Wine arousing multi-billionaire

how about we chop off his dick ?

and eye for an eye, a dick for a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626557)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: bateful mahogany center

no argument from me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627146)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Duck-like National Security Agency Dilemma

Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626127)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high as grades can go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626129)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: bateful mahogany center

“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning first in self mutilation and now academic achievement. Am I a great parent or what?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626131)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: Shaky red gas station travel guidebook

Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture column.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626149)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626159)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: hateful chocolate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626402)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Pearl supple meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627219)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: dark ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627668)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628773)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: diverse university half-breed

He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the school's PA system into the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626155)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: Stirring dun pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626383)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was something serious then had my son call me on speakerphone, and "announced" it to both of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626413)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Odious box office

that is so fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626495)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: Stirring dun pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626515)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating passionate blood rage corner



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: 180 ruddy church

What college are they going to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626157)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: insane principal's office laser beams

Amzhers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626160)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: bateful mahogany center



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Rusted Whorehouse

Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, but I want to hijack this thread to RAIL against the fact that high school often will have like 20 valedictorians now. It's absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626175)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Rusted Whorehouse

Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626177)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Pearl supple meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627220)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: smoky hominid ticket booth

Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626178)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: Tripping slate keepsake machete

If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their college essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626237)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank

Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if the valedictorian selection process has affirmative action for trannies of color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626370)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: wild public bath preventive strike

make a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626387)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just go by GPA.

Supposing you could find a lady who would let you stick it in her, maybe you can have successful kids too idk. Given how plainly stupid you are, the odds against this outcome are astronomical, but you should try anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626425)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank

How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think this is demonstrated by my not knowing random things like "Catholic schools use GPA for valedictorian" or are you just butthurt that I often point out that your kids are mentally ill freaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626925)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last ten years, and everything about it screams "insecure low-IQ once-aspiring lawyer."

If you reflect for two seconds you'll realize this yourself. I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid." It's like that, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627058)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:37 AM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank

"once-aspiring lawyer"

Another one of your bizarre made-up claims. I've never wanted to be a lawyer, nor suggested in any way that I've ever wanted to be one. Sort of like how you used to constantly post that I had an "atrocious academic record" or some such thing - literally just made up out of thin air; I've never posted anything positive or negative about my academic record.

"I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid.""

Yes, absolutely - like when I encounter the retards on here who are too stupid to not get outed constantly, or to not marry a literal crackhead. Wonder what life is like for these poor souls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627109)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: Umber cruise ship

I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying that from the way you write and "reason," it's obvious that you weren't a kid who was "good at school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank

Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) actual example of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628769)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Floppy Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626693)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: aggressive hissy fit stage

Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered. That makes way more sense. Hawaii is about as maxed out on geodiviersity as you can get and he’s black with parents (or a parent) who can pay full sticker, so it makes sense he’d get Amherst and not HUG when they are now required to admit 60% Asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626395)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626427)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: aggressive hissy fit stage

He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his Asian partner daddy in 7-8 years, bro. Damn fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626514)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: naked bistre patrolman

It's just "valetorian", actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626404)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: cocky circlehead



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: insane principal's office laser beams

Jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626482)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Rusted Whorehouse

EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626493)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zG-ujFZbM&ab_channel=COMEALONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626550)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626635)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: Confused translucent personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626667)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Indigo Sound Barrier Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626820)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Clear Contagious Corn Cake Messiness

Thank you for this. I needed this laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626850)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Sinister Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626987)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:49 AM
Author: sepia bespoke property

I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admit I loled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627136)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: bateful mahogany center

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627147)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Pearl supple meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627221)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: naked bistre patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47630118)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: crawly mint masturbator indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627994)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Comical casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628585)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628772)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: poppy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47629043)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#49246725)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Tranny Point USA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#49246728)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#49246739)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: unemployed racist loser with hot asian wife tp

Man I wish I’d come up with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#49246747)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Tranny Point USA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#49246771)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would make shitcons ^^^ get so YSFFM?

This makes them even madder than when I observe that Drumpf is an orange retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626432)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: sepia bespoke property

Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bogus lawsuits even though he is an objective piece of shit who makes fun of homeless people. Tribalism is a powerful. Plus transphobia.

I'm no shitcon, so I'll say congratulations to both you and your son. That's 180, and I wish future success to both of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626501)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Rusted Whorehouse

To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as many responses though, because I'm not an xo celebrity like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626505)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: Adventurous emerald sanctuary

he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown) of the ivy league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626491)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe. But yeah he got dinged at HYP. I'm thinking if you go to either Punahou or a public high school with those stats they let you in, but he's at an unknown Catholic school which probably counts against him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626549)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Rusted Whorehouse

"...at an unknown Catholic school"

Goes the other way.

School only matter to the extent there are more than two kids they want to accept from the school. Then you will get dinged if you're not the best of the kids at that school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626571)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Adventurous emerald sanctuary

yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i knew a relatively normal guy when we were young who transformed into a chad before going off to harvard. definitely something in the water over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: Umber cruise ship

I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission cycle had passed for both Punahou and Iolani. That's my fault, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627061)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo

these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626638)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: fishy menage

The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626682)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo

I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600 (preferred)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626684)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: fishy menage

I got a 1290. Rate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626689)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo

I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not even lex after the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626692)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: fishy menage

Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626701)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo

Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626704)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: fishy menage

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626714)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Motley old irish cottage

Beatified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626931)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: bright heady boltzmann

his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging and no one studied for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626827)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: fishy menage

How old do you think I am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626864)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: bright heady boltzmann

old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down version of the test. complete retards can get a 1290 on the current one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627972)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Indigo Sound Barrier Rehab

did you sleep in and miss a section?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626824)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: fishy menage

I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626863)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Party Of The First Part Boistinker

(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low standardized testing performance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626928)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:13 AM
Author: fishy menage

1290 is not low!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627227)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: Umber cruise ship

remind me what undergrad you went to sis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627063)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo

I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile" on today's bell curve is not great. Also I went to school for hard STEM, not pre-law basket-weaving. MIT and Princeton fizziks programs are a little more competitive than exploratory studies for heroin children at a LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627245)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 7:03 AM
Author: fishy menage

So which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627249)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what do you do for work now girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628050)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank

Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for someone like her who wanted to study hard STEM, it’s more excusable to have failed to get into a MIT/Princeton-level school, since hard STEM program admissions there are extremely competitive. She wasn’t implying that she went to MIT/Princeton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: sepia bespoke property

Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do Ivies admit by major? You clearly have never even sniffed a prestigious school. Yes, if you go to some state school, you might have to apply to the business or computer science major because the demand for these majors exceeds the number of seats in the classes. But that's not an issue at prestigious schools. At Stanford, classes literally cannot "fill up." If the number of students in the class exceeds the number of seats in the classroom, then they have to find a bigger classroom. The fact that you think that FizzKidd got dinged because she was applying for STEM shows that you were probably too stupid to even apply to any legitimate schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628289)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank

Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I failed to get into a good school because I was applying for STEM,” not “I went to MIT/Princeton” as EPAH stupidly thought. I wasn’t commenting on how plausible the excuse was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628458)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank

Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of you being a giant retard includes (among much else) the hilarious failure of basic reading comprehension you exhibited above in your reply to fizzkid. Or do you only have fairytales about my “academic record”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628692)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: curious faggotry tattoo

I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 school discriminates by declared major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47629235)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: sepia bespoke property

To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody knows for sure. But given that most Ivies let you change majors any time for any reason, I doubt that they are admitting certain majors at higher rates:

https://www.ivyscholars.com/does-your-major-affect-admission/

The only exception I can think of is Penn, where admission to Wharton is much more difficult than admission to Arts and Sciences. And sorry, but if anything, being female and listing physics as your desired major gave you an enormous boost.

Assuming you are not flame, all I can say is that sucks to apply to college while Asian. Elite colleges assume that Asian applicants will have perfect SAT scores, so they basically count for nothing. You won't be admitted without some exceptional extracurriculars. At least that was the case historically. I'm going to LJL at the racists who attacked affirmative action on this bort for years who will be demanding it be reinstated once all of the Ivies are 80%+ Asian in the post-AA world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47629591)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: sepia bespoke property

Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton different from admissions to any other major? And even if they were, then you should be doubly embarrassed for getting dinged as a female. The boost from being female in engineering/physics admission is far greater than any type of URM boost to Amherst (especially since AA is illegal now). Sorry about your tiny yellow clit, sis. (That meme doesn't work as well when directed at an Asian female, I suppose.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628301)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: cracking coffee pot tank

CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped *checks notes* “Utah State University, B.S., Environmental Studies”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627958)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:10 AM
Author: Demanding glassy elastic band

times are very very different from 20 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47630454)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Disgusting Mood Gunner

congrats, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626570)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: fishy menage

Congrats to your child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626620)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: ruby hot state roast beef

Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child abuse. Parent is posting on a racist chat bort about his kids. Again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626698)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Clear Contagious Corn Cake Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626991)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Floppy Ratface

What did his mom's reaction to the news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626699)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Umber cruise ship

She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictorian?" (I wasn't, but only b/c I skipped too many classes my senior year to go down to the Colorado River to smoke cigs and drink beer with my friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627068)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Party Of The First Part Boistinker

i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is an AA token. if he got straight As in private school without tiger parenting in the background, he will likely excel in that environment and actually take advantage of a good liberal arts faculty. congrats brother, your kid is a scholar and you should be proud. LOL at all the seething poasters ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626932)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Clear Contagious Corn Cake Messiness

EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47626986)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Umber cruise ship

I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actually smart, but probably hadn't mentioned that it was 100% self-driven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627070)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac incel area

valevagtorian you bigot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627066)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:55 AM
Author: seedy idiotic depressive nibblets

This is pretty cool

Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere Marin?

If SI very prestigious

If SH respectable

If Riordan still good but I miss Mercy

If Marin prestigious unless it’s the school with all of the Jocks in which case what did xe letter in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627137)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 AM
Author: Azure mad-dog skullcap

Cr ranking but he moved during Covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627140)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:59 AM
Author: seedy idiotic depressive nibblets

Big island or one of the less big ones?

I’m embarrassed for not paying proper attention to detail and will Shephardize my threads going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627141)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bossy sandwich queen of the night

Congrats brother!

As the father of very small children having them graduate college seems so very far away, but I'm sure it will be here before I know it. It seems like only yesterday I myself was in college, but then I do some math and I realize that was like 30 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627149)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:18 AM
Author: fishy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47627205)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: jade lascivious dysfunction

Congratulations.

Is it true that public schooling in Hawaii is very bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Umber cruise ship

My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in the right area. Somehow it just came to be a tradition out here that if you can afford it you send your kids to private school. In retrospect I should've sent them to public schools since we live in a nice area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628056)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Demanding glassy elastic band

did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo my friends are here i dont want to move to an island'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628321)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ever since they were babies. Plus they were running out of things to say when their classmates asked why their mom hadn't been around for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628462)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Demanding glassy elastic band

Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like paradise. Congrats to your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628806)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: mentally impaired locus candlestick maker

They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on the application?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628603)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47628783)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: sepia bespoke property

I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be oblivious to the fact that affirmative action is now illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47630278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: nubile skinny woman pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47629606)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: fishy menage

Childless board shrew feels threatened by another poster's smart kid. Very weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47629825)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: Demanding glassy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2E#47630451)