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Rate my former biglaw partner’s wedding outfit (pic)

data privacy dood at baker hostetler (he's now at one of the...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
i rate it as kooky but good for him
Startled wrinkle
  08/30/25
this litrally looks like a porn dvd cover also, it appear...
Fuchsia doobsian site
  08/30/25
softcore bodice ripper porn "Married to the Pirate of ...
twinkling big-titted station associate
  08/30/25
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/05/25
Bisexual Porn- Shared Pegging
Jet-lagged Aromatic Dysfunction Parlour
  09/01/25
He looks deeply insane, and short. How is it that a guy lik...
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
he's at (((fisher phillips))), which is actually bottom of t...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
Rapid departures like this and down the ladder suggest somet...
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
egg on his cravat tp
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
touche
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
'He threw down the shilling and the cravat was taken, what w...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/30/25
RANK the Littler/Ogletree/Jackson Lewis/Constangy
Pontificating School Cafeteria
  08/30/25
Littler >> JL >>>> Ogletree. Don’t k...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
I knew a woman in college who wound up going to Littler. Is ...
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
Littler is probably like JL (where I used to work). The pay ...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
Eh, doing OK. In-house. Bored. Thinking of moving to NYC.
Pontificating School Cafeteria
  08/30/25
From where?
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
"he was a nice guy" Was he really? This was no...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
Did you deal with him as opposing counsel or co-counsel? May...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
Pretty sure that's his MO. He's very slick at a high level....
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
Is your question really how does an insane short person get ...
pea-brained national headpube
  08/30/25
I could never get a job at Baker Hostetler. They’d tak...
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
my buddy is still at BH and he's of counsel. he's having an ...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
Could your buddy get me a job at BH? Maybe as of counsel? I&...
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
I doubt it. What skills do u have?
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
I can generate $1m in revenue and will work for $225k
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
One year during my spiral I generated like 700k lmao. Shocke...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
a city where the name baker hostetler MEANS something, not o...
fishy haunted graveyard
  08/30/25
You mean like Cleveland or Cincinnati?
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
“We run Cincinnati,” sneered the short insane Ba...
pea-brained national headpube
  08/30/25
“I. Am. Cincinnatus!” bellowed the half naked, e...
swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate
  08/30/25
I literally just blew coffee out my nose and shat myself. th...
Totally not a troon named Robin Westman
  09/04/25
the ohio offices are all the oldest ones. the firm started i...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
Antonin Scalia started at Jones day cleveland
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  08/30/25
I always got a kick out of that. More prestigious than bh bu...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
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  08/30/25
The Houston office was opened so they could get 2nd tier cli...
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  08/30/25
Shrewd
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
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  09/01/25
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  09/04/25
He isn't short.
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
somewhere between Marquis de Sade and Gay Pirate
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  08/30/25
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180 volcanic crater black woman
  09/01/25
I like it.
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  08/30/25
I started out mocking and defaming this man but I’m in...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
She's pretty good looking and I would dress up like a pirate...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/30/25
she’s had a lot of work done, would need to see the be...
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  08/31/25
You're trippin
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/31/25
? please don’t tell me you think she is surgery fre...
very tactful laser beams round eye
  08/31/25
Anything is possible but what evidence do you have? She coul...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/31/25
she looks very good but in a generic way, which is a major t...
very tactful laser beams round eye
  08/31/25
This woman would never go near you
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/31/25
Lmao ok I get it you’re the guy in the pic. congrat...
very tactful laser beams round eye
  08/31/25
I enjoyed this subthread
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
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very tactful laser beams round eye
  08/31/25
A few things: 1. I think this pic is 10+ years old. But...
painfully honest stock car
  09/01/25
...
spectacular orchestra pit mental disorder
  08/31/25
To be fair bitch is kind of enchanting. If no tats he won.
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/30/25
That chick is already fucking other doods
passionate karate
  08/30/25
how old was he when he got married?
irradiated pozpig brunch
  08/30/25
no idea. i knew him in 2021-2022 and he appeared to be aroun...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
theres kind of a window where its pathetic. but if he was ov...
irradiated pozpig brunch
  08/31/25
I agree but see my poast below. He may be stretched thin fin...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
I knew him quite a while before that. Like mid 2010s. He w...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
She looks like a decent get for him
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  08/30/25
...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/30/25
(jew)
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
How many renn faires does she make him attend a year? No wa...
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  08/30/25
...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/30/25
do you think i could be a partner at baker hostetler, baker ...
Insecure Flickering Boistinker Plaza
  08/30/25
Yes, absolutely I do
Snowy locus pervert
  08/30/25
thanks man that means a lot
Insecure Flickering Boistinker Plaza
  08/31/25
I love you. You know I love you.
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
these two looked like they crawled out of a pit
Bateful zippy candlestick maker
  08/31/25
I hope he got a prenup because she looks crazy as hell and h...
elite lascivious lay psychic
  08/31/25
It's gotta be 180
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/31/25
I mean they've been married for over a decade at this point.
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
CHAD
adventurous outnumbered skinny woman hunting ground
  08/31/25
I’ll just take a guess and say this guy makes like 750...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
you think a $750k salary is not enough to fund her costumes ...
Startled wrinkle
  08/31/25
when you cant tell her "no" the sky is the limit
irradiated pozpig brunch
  08/31/25
...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/31/25
and as we can all see by his wedding attire, he cannot tell ...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
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very tactful laser beams round eye
  08/31/25
It’s enough, but assuming alimony and child support he...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
tp.
Avocado Disrespectful Half-breed Hairy Legs
  08/31/25
Back in the day they had a fairly middle class townhome. No...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
I know someone who knows him irl. Apparently, this guy has.....
spectacular orchestra pit mental disorder
  08/31/25
Pls poast stories or leave me a throwaway. I gotta hear this...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
LMAO, oh holy fuck. I know this guy. Fun fact: before he d...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
Ho lee fuck Every time I poast pics of someone from irl t...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
Just to verify that I'm not bsing- his initials are DP, wife...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
Yep you’re right. And yeah I mean if she was in talent...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
No, she runs her own agency. EDIT: or ran. I haven't had...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
Fuck me, I want to know about his private irl
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
Listen, I only know some things. I'm sure there's a ton of ...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
Lmfao would you be willing to talk to me via throwaway or so...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
I'm out and about but I'll make a throwaway and post it here...
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
180 thanks brother
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
incredible subthread.
Navy razzle-dazzle area feces
  08/31/25
...
garnet wonderful marketing idea menage
  08/31/25
i just re-read it three times. it's insanely awesome.
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
ZOZO delivers, yet again
twinkling big-titted station associate
  09/02/25
myxothrowaway456@proton.me
painfully honest stock car
  08/31/25
This dude probably has an insane sex life that most XO deniz...
vivacious coldplay fan
  08/31/25
Kind of crazy to me, as I knew him as a law partner guy. The...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
lmao just read the email from your throwaway, JUST LMAO. wow...
Snowy locus pervert
  08/31/25
...
Startled wrinkle
  08/31/25
Do tell ffs
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  08/31/25
Sorry, too much irl detail to post here.
painfully honest stock car
  09/01/25
I don't know this guy and I really don't care about his irl ...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  09/01/25
I'm not aware of him being in any porn vids.
painfully honest stock car
  09/01/25
Damn so how salacious could it possibly be then just spill i...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  09/01/25
This is spicy for lawyers in normal jobs (think stuff ATL wo...
painfully honest stock car
  09/01/25
Well I'm not a lawyer ATL is gay as fuck. I don't care if th...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  09/01/25
This is all "gay lawyer shit." If you're not a la...
painfully honest stock car
  09/01/25
There's gotta be more about the porn stuff
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  09/01/25
He’s right. What he told me is basically “this g...
Snowy locus pervert
  09/01/25
...
Drab rough-skinned brethren
  09/01/25
I can’t stop staring at his nose
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  08/31/25
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very tactful laser beams round eye
  09/01/25
Is he Jewish?
impertinent beady-eyed garrison
  09/01/25
Yes.
painfully honest stock car
  09/01/25
well he is a PORNOGRAPHER.....
twinkling big-titted station associate
  09/02/25
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Snowy locus pervert
  09/02/25
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Mailer Daemon
  09/04/25
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need to know penis size but just by him being shorter than h...
Totally not a troon named Robin Westman
  09/04/25
He is definitely not Russian. He is also not short irl. Sh...
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  09/05/25
Yea iirc he’s average height. I didn’t spend too...
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  09/05/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

data privacy dood at baker hostetler (he's now at one of the L&E firms). he came up on my fb "people you may know." he has older kids, so this is clearly a second marriage. he referred to her in one status update as "my enchantress"

https://ibb.co/Fk93rNY1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223776)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Startled wrinkle

i rate it as kooky but good for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223779)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia doobsian site

this litrally looks like a porn dvd cover

also, it appears, for all intent and purpose, his bride is a man

anyway, this should be a watermark on his biz card "Better Call Stanislav"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223781)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: twinkling big-titted station associate

softcore bodice ripper porn

"Married to the Pirate of the Passion Seas"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223843)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49239507)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Aromatic Dysfunction Parlour

Bisexual Porn- Shared Pegging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49228648)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

He looks deeply insane, and short.

How is it that a guy like this can find work in preftigious law firms like Baker Hostetler and Littler’s?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223784)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

he's at (((fisher phillips))), which is actually bottom of the barrel when it comes to the L&E firms. i don't understand why he's at an L&E firm because his practice doesn't necessarily line up. he must have carved out a niche where he focuses on employment-related issues related to data breaches.

i did a case for him just before i left BH. the DC police dept had a big data breach and their union filed a grievance over it, and i handled that for them. he was a nice guy, never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl." glad he's happy but LJL at this all around.

he went from BH to nixon peabody to fisher phillips in the course of 3 years. kinda bizarre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223789)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

Rapid departures like this and down the ladder suggest something is deeply wrong with him. Throw in the latest marriage and I’m guessing he’s about as far away from happiness as I am. Wait until this late in life marriage blows up and he’s got egg all over his face and lapels. This is when he goes truly off the deep end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223794)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

egg on his cravat tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223802)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

touche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223812)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

'He threw down the shilling and the cravat was taken, what we all learn in law school' - Candy Ride's co counsel to horrified Florida appellate judge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224429)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Pontificating School Cafeteria

RANK the Littler/Ogletree/Jackson Lewis/Constangy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223956)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Littler >> JL >>>> Ogletree. Don’t know constangy really. Aren’t they full service? Good to see you man. How you doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223965)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

I knew a woman in college who wound up going to Littler. Is still there after like 20 years, lol. Kind of amazing that is even still possible in this day and age.

They must be relatively fair with their people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223971)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Littler is probably like JL (where I used to work). The pay sucks unless you’re rainmaker. For instance, JL has a cap on nonequity partner income of 250-300k and it’s hard as shit to make equity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224005)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Pontificating School Cafeteria

Eh, doing OK. In-house. Bored. Thinking of moving to NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

From where?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226925)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

"he was a nice guy"

Was he really? This was not my experience with this guy.

"never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl.""

They've been together quite a while now and they got together when she was still in her 20s.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226902)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Did you deal with him as opposing counsel or co-counsel? Maybe he does an act in that context. He just handed off a couple cases to me - plus I didn’t know him super well, so even if he’s a dick I suppose I’d think he’s cool bc my interactions are limited. In retrospect I shouldn’t have said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226921)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

Pretty sure that's his MO. He's very slick at a high level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226940)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: pea-brained national headpube

Is your question really how does an insane short person get a job at Baker Hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223813)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

I could never get a job at Baker Hostetler. They’d take one look at me, laugh, and shut down the meeting. They wouldn’t even validate my parking and in my city Baker Hostetler is in a building with expensive parking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223824)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

my buddy is still at BH and he's of counsel. he's having an affair with a partner in the houston office, lmao. he travels a lot like i do, and she goes around with him, and they sometimes call me from random ass places like denver, nyc, or whatever. no idea how this guy is getting away with it, but then again i guess i did for a long time.

edit, my bad ur in dallas. wtf, i had no idea BH added a second texas office. they had like 12 offices when i joined and 14 when i left. they're up to 18 now. that's kind of a TTT marker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223832)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

Could your buddy get me a job at BH? Maybe as of counsel? I’ll bill 2,350 hours and I will leave the young associates alone. I promise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223842)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

I doubt it. What skills do u have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223939)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

I can generate $1m in revenue and will work for $225k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223943)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

One year during my spiral I generated like 700k lmao. Shocked they didn’t fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223946)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: fishy haunted graveyard

a city where the name baker hostetler MEANS something, not one of those satellites where a presence is maintained for respectability with everyone knowing full well it’s just a storefront, it’s not the true bakery, if you want the sweet treats fresh and steaming hot then you’ll need to go elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223841)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

You mean like Cleveland or Cincinnati?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223844)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: pea-brained national headpube

“We run Cincinnati,” sneered the short insane Baker Hostetler Of Counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223851)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling ebony gaping degenerate

“I. Am. Cincinnatus!” bellowed the half naked, excessively hairy and swarthy, pot-bellied middle aged Baler Hostetler of Counsel as he fled across the Purple People Bridge toward the confluence of the Licking River with the Mighty Ohio in Northeast Kentucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223863)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Totally not a troon named Robin Westman (blowing myself to kingdom cum - Отвали, Нимрод)

I literally just blew coffee out my nose and shat myself. thanks for that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49236346)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

the ohio offices are all the oldest ones. the firm started in cleveland. i forget the exact years, but i think they didn't open a dc office until like 1988, then nyc in the 90s.

they woke up in the late 80s and decided they wanted to run with the big boys. they have failed. i enjoyed my time there and i have regrets about leaving sometimes, but they barely qualify as biglaw. they pay market to first years in the major markets, but comp after that sucks ass. they should have just embraced being a REGIONAL POWERHOUSE with outposts in ny/dc/la but that's not what they did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223853)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: maize stimulating gaming laptop

Antonin Scalia started at Jones day cleveland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223908)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

I always got a kick out of that. More prestigious than bh but not exactly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223972)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Avocado Disrespectful Half-breed Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223892)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: maize stimulating gaming laptop

The Houston office was opened so they could get 2nd tier clients that thought they were hiring baker Botts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223905)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223940)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Salmon razzle dragon bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227600)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49236493)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

He isn't short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226914)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Tantric offensive international law enforcement agency

somewhere between Marquis de Sade and Gay Pirate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223895)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: 180 volcanic crater black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227865)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit mental disorder

I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223953)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

I started out mocking and defaming this man but I’m into it now. Good for him. He’s a nice guy actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49223967)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

She's pretty good looking and I would dress up like a pirate if that's what gets her off. Happy wife happy life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224441)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: very tactful laser beams round eye

she’s had a lot of work done, would need to see the before pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225512)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

You're trippin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225514)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: very tactful laser beams round eye

?

please don’t tell me you think she is surgery free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225516)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

Anything is possible but what evidence do you have? She could have had rhinoplasty 20 years ago but you can't assess that from the photo other than saying it's more likely she did because she has a nice face. She's also wearing a lot of make up. Sure it's possible she did. But you don't know that and you're just hating because she's obviously attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225524)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:03 AM
Author: very tactful laser beams round eye

she looks very good but in a generic way, which is a major tell

I’m saying you gotta see the before pics if you’re planning to have kids cuz she might shit out some little gremlins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225547)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

This woman would never go near you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225556)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: very tactful laser beams round eye

Lmao ok I get it

you’re the guy in the pic. congrats, I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225560)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

I enjoyed this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225657)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: very tactful laser beams round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226150)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: painfully honest stock car

A few things:

1. I think this pic is 10+ years old. But yes, she looked fantastic, IMO. Very quintessentially Slavic.

2. At that period he mentioned that he didn't want to have more kids (he has several from a prior marriage). I remember thinking that given her age and the fact that she didn't have any kids that this might present a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227602)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226864)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

To be fair bitch is kind of enchanting. If no tats he won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224412)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: passionate karate

That chick is already fucking other doods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224503)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: irradiated pozpig brunch

how old was he when he got married?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224511)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

no idea. i knew him in 2021-2022 and he appeared to be around 50, early 50s. no clue when he married. my guess is around the pandemic he met this alive girl and left his law shrew wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224613)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: irradiated pozpig brunch

theres kind of a window where its pathetic. but if he was over fifty it seems fine. what else is he gonna do with his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225409)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

I agree but see my poast below. He may be stretched thin financially bc of this. Many such cases in law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226154)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

I knew him quite a while before that. Like mid 2010s. He wasn't married for too long at that point. They got married in some mass wedding at the Grammy Awards. Search his name and you'll find the details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226930)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored bearded ticket booth background story

She looks like a decent get for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224642)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224652)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

(jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224672)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: turquoise talented state reading party

How many renn faires does she make him attend a year? No way it's less than five. I'd go to every one of them with a smile on my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49224965)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225333)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Insecure Flickering Boistinker Plaza

do you think i could be a partner at baker hostetler, baker mckenzie or baker botts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225343)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Yes, absolutely I do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225355)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:20 AM
Author: Insecure Flickering Boistinker Plaza

thanks man that means a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225525)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

I love you. You know I love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225838)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Bateful zippy candlestick maker

these two looked like they crawled out of a pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225405)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:45 AM
Author: elite lascivious lay psychic

I hope he got a prenup because she looks crazy as hell and he's clearly made a mistake but good for him for hitting that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225420)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:47 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

It's gotta be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225427)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

I mean they've been married for over a decade at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226965)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: adventurous outnumbered skinny woman hunting ground

CHAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225428)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

I’ll just take a guess and say this guy makes like 750k. He should be living a comfortable life and have a couple mil in retirement accounts and a couple more in brokerage accounts. Instead he’s likely paying like 15k in alimony and child support and paying for this wacky alive girl who fucks him like the pros I used to bang (but probably cheaper for me per fuck if you break it down) and he’s living check to check.

He’s a cool dood so I hope I’m wrong, but I fear I’m not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49225670)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Startled wrinkle

you think a $750k salary is not enough to fund her costumes and lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226511)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: irradiated pozpig brunch

when you cant tell her "no" the sky is the limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226529)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226595)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

and as we can all see by his wedding attire, he cannot tell this enchantress "no." he can't even suggest "babe, maybe you shouldn't..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226613)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: very tactful laser beams round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226668)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

It’s enough, but assuming alimony and child support he’s likely living a very comfortable life but not saving anything and will have to work forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226905)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Avocado Disrespectful Half-breed Hairy Legs

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226911)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

Back in the day they had a fairly middle class townhome. Nothing extravagant at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226960)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit mental disorder

I know someone who knows him irl. Apparently, this guy has... led an interesting life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226866)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Pls poast stories or leave me a throwaway. I gotta hear this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226909)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226949)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

LMAO, oh holy fuck. I know this guy. Fun fact: before he did privacy law and telecom stuff he did porn law (ran his own firm). Yes, really. He implemented some age verification system for the industry. His wife runs some talent agency. If you dig around online you'll find all sorts of interesting things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226884)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Ho lee fuck

Every time I poast pics of someone from irl there’s an Xo connection. I posted a pic of this chick with boltons I know and a poaster here had fucked her and poasted her initials.

So this dood married a former porn star???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226893)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

Just to verify that I'm not bsing- his initials are DP, wife's first initial is M.

Can't confirm if she was ever a porn star, but draw your own conclusions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226907)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Yep you’re right. And yeah I mean if she was in talent acquisition for porn she definitely did fuck movies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226912)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

No, she runs her own agency.

EDIT: or ran. I haven't had contact with this guy in a very long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226916)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Fuck me, I want to know about his private irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226964)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

Listen, I only know some things. I'm sure there's a ton of totally insane shit that I never found out about. I had some crazy friends that did a deep dive into his personal life. The rumors were ... very interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226968)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Lmfao would you be willing to talk to me via throwaway or something? This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226997)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

I'm out and about but I'll make a throwaway and post it here later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227052)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

180 thanks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227112)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Navy razzle-dazzle area feces

incredible subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227118)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: garnet wonderful marketing idea menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

i just re-read it three times. it's insanely awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227486)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: twinkling big-titted station associate

ZOZO delivers, yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49230113)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

myxothrowaway456@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227131)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: vivacious coldplay fan

This dude probably has an insane sex life that most XO denizens could only dream of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226952)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

Kind of crazy to me, as I knew him as a law partner guy. Then again my fellow biglol colleagues would have been shocked to know the type of shit I did. You never know I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49226970)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

lmao just read the email from your throwaway, JUST LMAO. wow.

i wont poast any of the content out of respect for pumo, but highly encourage him to poast some of them here because it's pretty wacky.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227424)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Startled wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227550)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

Do tell ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227571)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: painfully honest stock car

Sorry, too much irl detail to post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227585)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

I don't know this guy and I really don't care about his irl I just need to know if he did gay porn scenes or whatever crazy shit happened. No doobs just being reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227617)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: painfully honest stock car

I'm not aware of him being in any porn vids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227624)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:17 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

Damn so how salacious could it possibly be then just spill it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227626)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: painfully honest stock car

This is spicy for lawyers in normal jobs (think stuff ATL would publish), not stuff the NY Post would love to get a hold of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227629)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

Well I'm not a lawyer ATL is gay as fuck. I don't care if this guy did some gay law misconduct. But you seem like you can barely hold back talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227636)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: painfully honest stock car

This is all "gay lawyer shit." If you're not a lawyer then nothing here is particularly interesting for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227638)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren

There's gotta be more about the porn stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227641)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert

He’s right. What he told me is basically “this guy is an incompetent retard and asshole and basically fell upward for a while.” I’m sure there’s some wild shit about him out there but I didn’t get that from pumo. I’m certain there’s more porn info. I’ll find and poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227853)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Drab rough-skinned brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227968)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: garnet wonderful marketing idea menage

I can’t stop staring at his nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227435)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227917)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: very tactful laser beams round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49228933)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed garrison

Is he Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49227919)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: painfully honest stock car

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49228644)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: twinkling big-titted station associate

well he is a PORNOGRAPHER.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49230112)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Snowy locus pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49230308)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Mailer Daemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2E#49236457)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



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Date: September 4th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Totally not a troon named Robin Westman (blowing myself to kingdom cum - Отвали, Нимрод)

need to know penis size but just by him being shorter than her it's clear he's a closeted fag and/or a russian

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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


He is definitely not Russian. He is also not short irl. She is just tall and in heels.

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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: shortporch adelson ((zurich is stained))

Yea iirc he’s average height. I didn’t spend too much time around him or his lava lamp

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