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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
topaz abode regret
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
vivacious copper giraffe
  04/09/24
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mahogany multi-billionaire
  08/30/24
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Odious temple
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Nighttime Flickering Mental Disorder
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Naked charismatic kitty cat
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Naked charismatic kitty cat
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Naked charismatic kitty cat
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Naked charismatic kitty cat
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Naked charismatic kitty cat
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Spectacular address
  04/09/24
Pedophile
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Naked charismatic kitty cat
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Canary athletic conference hell
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Heady Orchid Keepsake Machete
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
house-broken parlour boistinker
  04/09/24
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diverse crusty chapel
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
house-broken parlour boistinker
  04/09/24
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Swollen Crackhouse
  04/09/24
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Metal flirting nowag striped hyena
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Excitant national
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Excitant national
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
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awkward stimulating pit
  04/09/24
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Metal flirting nowag striped hyena
  04/11/24
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Elite Low-t Mother
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Swollen Crackhouse
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
house-broken parlour boistinker
  04/09/24
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Fuchsia gaped nursing home azn
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Spectacular address
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Spectacular address
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
?
Spectacular address
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
house-broken parlour boistinker
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
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house-broken parlour boistinker
  04/10/24
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bistre lodge macaca
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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marvelous pontificating rigor
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
shaky stage goyim
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
shaky stage goyim
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
shaky stage goyim
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
shaky stage goyim
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Hideous floppy plaza
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
topaz abode regret
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
vivacious copper giraffe
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
Yes you are
topaz abode regret
  04/09/24
Pedophile
bistre lodge macaca
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
Slate slippery casino
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Swollen Crackhouse
  04/10/24
Thats not me
bistre lodge macaca
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Naked charismatic kitty cat
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
insanely creepy fragrant rehab
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
Alcoholic alcoholic candlestick maker
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
Concupiscible Splenetic Preventive Strike Theater Stage
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Alcoholic alcoholic candlestick maker
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Alcoholic alcoholic candlestick maker
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
bistre lodge macaca
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Naked charismatic kitty cat
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
mint pervert
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
irradiated dead toilet seat
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
Concupiscible Splenetic Preventive Strike Theater Stage
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
irradiated dead toilet seat
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Concupiscible Splenetic Preventive Strike Theater Stage
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
Dark Galvanic Garrison Roast Beef
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
Sable water buffalo
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/10/24
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irradiated dead toilet seat
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
ungodly buck-toothed house reading party
  04/10/24
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swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
slap-happy area
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
Concupiscible Splenetic Preventive Strike Theater Stage
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
slap-happy area
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
Peach tripping ticket booth digit ratio
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
bistre lodge macaca
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
bistre lodge macaca
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
Cyan Den
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
slap-happy area
  04/11/24
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diverse crusty chapel
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
bistre lodge macaca
  04/11/24
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Hideous floppy plaza
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
bistre lodge macaca
  04/11/24
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Hideous floppy plaza
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
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  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
Hideous floppy plaza
  04/11/24
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diverse crusty chapel
  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
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  04/11/24
yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't ...
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  04/11/24
Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
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  04/11/24
Wow
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i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: topaz abode regret

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: vivacious copper giraffe

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: mahogany multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Odious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Nighttime Flickering Mental Disorder

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Naked charismatic kitty cat

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Naked charismatic kitty cat

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Naked charismatic kitty cat

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Naked charismatic kitty cat

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Naked charismatic kitty cat

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Spectacular address

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Naked charismatic kitty cat

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Canary athletic conference hell

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Heady Orchid Keepsake Machete

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: house-broken parlour boistinker

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: diverse crusty chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: house-broken parlour boistinker

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Swollen Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Metal flirting nowag striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Excitant national

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Excitant national

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: awkward stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Metal flirting nowag striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Elite Low-t Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Swollen Crackhouse

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: house-broken parlour boistinker

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia gaped nursing home azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Spectacular address

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Spectacular address

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Spectacular address

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: house-broken parlour boistinker

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: house-broken parlour boistinker

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Elite Low-t Mother

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Comical drab university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: marvelous pontificating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bearded Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: marvelous pontificating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: marvelous pontificating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: shaky stage goyim

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: shaky stage goyim

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: shaky stage goyim

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: shaky stage goyim

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Hideous floppy plaza

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: topaz abode regret

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: vivacious copper giraffe

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: topaz abode regret

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Big honey-headed kitchen

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: bonkers fantasy-prone property

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: at-the-ready thriller toaster old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Big honey-headed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Odious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Slate slippery casino

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Swollen Crackhouse

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Naked charismatic kitty cat

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant rehab

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Alcoholic alcoholic candlestick maker

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible Splenetic Preventive Strike Theater Stage

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic alcoholic candlestick maker

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic alcoholic candlestick maker

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Naked charismatic kitty cat

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: mint pervert

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: irradiated dead toilet seat

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible Splenetic Preventive Strike Theater Stage

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: irradiated dead toilet seat

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Splenetic Preventive Strike Theater Stage

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Dark Galvanic Garrison Roast Beef

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Sable water buffalo

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: irradiated dead toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: ungodly buck-toothed house reading party

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: slap-happy area

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible Splenetic Preventive Strike Theater Stage

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: slap-happy area

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Peach tripping ticket booth digit ratio

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Cyan Den

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: slap-happy area

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: diverse crusty chapel

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Hideous floppy plaza

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Hideous floppy plaza

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Hideous floppy plaza

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: diverse crusty chapel

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: bistre lodge macaca

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: diverse crusty chapel

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Cyan Den

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Canary athletic conference hell

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Hideous floppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Chestnut Cracking Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator mad-dog skullcap

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: out-of-control motley useless brakes



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: amber stubborn indian lodge pocket flask

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: carmine milk wagecucks



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: massive outnumbered hospital

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Tan Exhilarant Weed Whacker Heaven



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