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Got in trouble for drawing a picture of the judge as a horse in a robe

I'm third chairing a trial and to celebrate I brought brand ...
Master Purchase Agreement
  07/31/25
Let's see the drawing
grievance officer
  07/31/25
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JennStergerFan1488
  07/31/25
The partner took it
Master Purchase Agreement
  07/31/25
The partner took my horse drawing tp
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
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He flexed his right muscle.
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SOYUZ
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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lsd
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Anti-suffrogate
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Master Purchase Agreement
  08/01/25
Like I haven't heard that excuse before
grievance officer
  07/31/25
to celebrate I brought brand new pens tp
shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker
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scholarship
  07/31/25
Oh, man, that is hilarious. It reminds me of this prank I g...
chilmata
  07/31/25
This is what separates the men from the boys in the courtroo...
grievance officer
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i gave my cousin head
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SOYUZ
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shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker
  07/31/25
you saved the thread ty
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Master Purchase Agreement
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lsd
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Master Purchase Agreement
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potluck
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lsd
  08/01/25
Bold move Cotton
Anti-suffrogate
  08/01/25
Cotton?
chilmata
  08/01/25
your wife is a cotton picker
fulano
  08/01/25
180
Mann Act
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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)

I'm third chairing a trial and to celebrate I brought brand new pens. The judge was this woman with an angular face (bony, teeth). So I began drawing her on the legal pad like a horse. I had her shouting "where's my gavel" lol.

During lunch break I went to the john and when I came back there were like 12 people looking at the legal pad--my coworkers, the other side, one of the bailiffs. Everyone got really quiet when I came in and the partner on the case told me that I could take the rest of the day off. I'm worried, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49145704)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: grievance officer

Let's see the drawing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49145729)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: JennStergerFan1488



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49145736)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)

The partner took it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49145934)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

The partner took my horse drawing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146515)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: He flexed his right muscle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146586)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: SOYUZ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146647)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146893)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148242)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Anti-suffrogate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148248)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148251)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: grievance officer

Like I haven't heard that excuse before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146581)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)

to celebrate I brought brand new pens tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49145732)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146582)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: chilmata

Oh, man, that is hilarious. It reminds me of this prank I got caught doing once during a mandatory courtroom recess. Instead of leaving the courtroom, I hid under the desk, and when everyone left I went over to the photo of the judge's headshot on the wall and drew a cock and balls coming out of her mouth. Unfortunately, the judge and bailiff came back in as I was putting the finishing touches on the devil horns I was putting on the judge's head.

She was all, "Counsel, what are you doing?"

Instinctively, I just started walking around the courtroom in a daze and the bailiff goes, "I think he's sleepwalking."

It was a close one, bros, but today I can laugh about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146585)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: grievance officer

This is what separates the men from the boys in the courtroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146631)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146645)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: SOYUZ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146654)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146723)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: JennStergerFan1488

you saved the thread ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146734)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49146836)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148244)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148258)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49147140)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148243)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Anti-suffrogate

Bold move Cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148253)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: chilmata

Cotton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148659)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: fulano

your wife is a cotton picker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148662)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Mann Act

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49147139)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148236)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756700&forum_id=2E#49148246)