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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
mint field idiot
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
slate multi-colored church rigpig
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/23/25
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Ivory house-broken address
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Rough-skinned crystalline useless brakes newt
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geriatric irradiated school cafeteria
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mildly autistic concupiscible hell death wish
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Deranged theater stage main people
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Charismatic slap-happy garrison
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slate multi-colored church rigpig
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french ultramarine hissy fit
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heady jet-lagged public bath
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Painfully honest partner karate
  12/24/25
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Rebellious ticket booth mediation
  12/24/25
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Misunderstood legal warrant psychic
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
naked codepig senate
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
geriatric irradiated school cafeteria
  12/23/25
180
beta new version
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
contagious transparent sneaky criminal persian
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/23/25
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Histrionic Hospital Mood
  12/24/25
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Nighttime Curious Cruise Ship Immigrant
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Comical Macaca Spot
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Galvanic haunting nibblets
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Galvanic haunting nibblets
  12/23/25
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seedy chest-beating heaven
  12/24/25
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Misunderstood legal warrant psychic
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
fighting bat shit crazy property
  12/23/25
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crusty market
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/23/25
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crusty market
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Stirring lay roommate
  12/24/25
...
crusty market
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Sable mischievous resort
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
brindle parlour
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Godawful abode fat ankles
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Godawful abode fat ankles
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/24/25
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mildly autistic concupiscible hell death wish
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Godawful abode fat ankles
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/25/25
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Mind-boggling henna set
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
mildly autistic concupiscible hell death wish
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Rebellious ticket booth mediation
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
spectacular azn sanctuary
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
pink ratface indian lodge
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Doobsian tanning salon
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Doobsian tanning salon
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
sooty aromatic gas station
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Flirting old irish cottage
  12/24/25
tp
Deranged theater stage main people
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
lemon space associate
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Painfully honest partner karate
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: mint field idiot

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: slate multi-colored church rigpig

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned crystalline useless brakes newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: geriatric irradiated school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic concupiscible hell death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Deranged theater stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Charismatic slap-happy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: slate multi-colored church rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: french ultramarine hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: heady jet-lagged public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Rebellious ticket booth mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Misunderstood legal warrant psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: naked codepig senate

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: geriatric irradiated school cafeteria

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: beta new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: contagious transparent sneaky criminal persian

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Hospital Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Nighttime Curious Cruise Ship Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Comical Macaca Spot

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Galvanic haunting nibblets

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Galvanic haunting nibblets

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: seedy chest-beating heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Misunderstood legal warrant psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: fighting bat shit crazy property

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: crusty market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: crusty market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Stirring lay roommate

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: crusty market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Sable mischievous resort

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: brindle parlour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Godawful abode fat ankles

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Godawful abode fat ankles

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic concupiscible hell death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Godawful abode fat ankles

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling henna set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic concupiscible hell death wish

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Rebellious ticket booth mediation

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: spectacular azn sanctuary

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: pink ratface indian lodge

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Doobsian tanning salon

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Doobsian tanning salon

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: sooty aromatic gas station

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Flirting old irish cottage

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Deranged theater stage main people

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: lemon space associate

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner karate

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Carnelian Glittery Area Dingle Berry

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49539118)