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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Titillating drab french chef | 04/24/26 |
| submissive cruel-hearted faggot firefighter | 04/24/26 |
| dead seedy rehab potus | 04/25/26 |
| adventurous bat-shit-crazy bawdyhouse | 04/24/26 |
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| Titillating drab french chef | 04/24/26 |
| adventurous bat-shit-crazy bawdyhouse | 04/24/26 |
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| submissive cruel-hearted faggot firefighter | 04/24/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Titillating drab french chef We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: submissive cruel-hearted faggot firefighter My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: dead seedy rehab potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy bawdyhouse buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: mentally impaired affirmative action I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Titillating drab french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: lake hospital knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: shimmering community account I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: submissive cruel-hearted faggot firefighter That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: trip crawly trump supporter be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Titillating drab french chef Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: shimmering community account When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: lake hospital knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: pearly tantric boistinker native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Big lavender volcanic crater athletic conference Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: thirsty station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: vibrant amethyst spot macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Motley slimy base gaping He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Awkward azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: flushed kitty cat clown Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Titillating drab french chef We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: dead seedy rehab potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy bawdyhouse absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: dead seedy rehab potus how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Titillating drab french chef Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49841560) |