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Shitlawyer uses AI for closing arg, becomes subject of ineffective assistance

appeal. the defendant was Pras of the fugees, he got 14 y...
aqua sandwich persian
  11/20/25
argument was probably much better with AI than it would have...
brindle offensive brethren
  11/20/25
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fear-inspiring azn fat ankles
  11/20/25
he quoted puffy "i'll be missing you" and referred...
aqua sandwich persian
  11/20/25
dumb article. it's not clear what mistakes AI made other tha...
adventurous property
  11/20/25
seems to be poking fun at this shitlawyer being the subject ...
aqua sandwich persian
  11/20/25
This bitch ass motherfucker was guilty as sin. This was his ...
Navy tripping toaster famous landscape painting
  11/20/25
What if the jury was full of west side niggaz but the ai hal...
180 cyan stage trust fund
  11/21/25
Seems like he fucks things up on purpose, it's his schtick ...
rough-skinned half-breed
  11/20/25
It's not gonna work here though
Navy tripping toaster famous landscape painting
  11/20/25
This is actually a legit thing among defbros. They're willi...
Glittery Coffee Pot Hall
  11/22/25
Actual 6th amendment cases are lol but this isn't one of the...
Navy tripping toaster famous landscape painting
  11/20/25
AI is great for working on shitlaw closings imo. But lol at ...
vengeful haunted graveyard
  11/21/25
like i said, it's an IRL evan39 article. imagine showing thi...
aqua sandwich persian
  11/22/25
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vengeful haunted graveyard
  11/22/25


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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: aqua sandwich persian

appeal.

the defendant was Pras of the fugees, he got 14 years today. lmao.

https://apnews.com/article/fugees-pras-appeal-conviction-trial-artificial-intelligence-d2c93aa5404eba63c3347a05fe8ba091

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448519)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: brindle offensive brethren

argument was probably much better with AI than it would have been without

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448540)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring azn fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448542)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: aqua sandwich persian

he quoted puffy "i'll be missing you" and referred to it as a fugees lyric.

lol whole thing reads like an evan39 article.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448547)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: adventurous property

dumb article. it's not clear what mistakes AI made other than getting some dindu singers mixed up, unlike these briefs where AI makes up caes and law. i fail to see how mixing up the dindu singers affected the outcome of a criminal trial. this lazy article doesnt describe the issue well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448554)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: aqua sandwich persian

seems to be poking fun at this shitlawyer being the subject of an ieffective assistance of counsel complaint that is totally baseless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448639)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Navy tripping toaster famous landscape painting

This bitch ass motherfucker was guilty as sin. This was his second time getting rung up on the same charges. I could write a law review article on the shit he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448675)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: 180 cyan stage trust fund

What if the jury was full of west side niggaz but the ai hallucinated a bunch of east side bitches?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49450840)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned half-breed

Seems like he fucks things up on purpose, it's his schtick

https://usaherald.com/suge-knights-attorney-david-kenner-faces-a-competency-and-energy-crisis-as-court-denies-his-motion-to-withdraw-from-high-stakes-retrial/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448667)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Navy tripping toaster famous landscape painting

It's not gonna work here though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448673)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Glittery Coffee Pot Hall

This is actually a legit thing among defbros. They're willing to "play along" and not defend themselves too hard against an Ineffective Assistance claim because it's no harm to them but gives their client another chance to freeroll against the gov. Part of our crime problem is how absurdly the deck is stacked in favor of criminals. An acquittal is an acquittal, but there's always a way to argue for a retrial if it's a guilty verdict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49451511)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Navy tripping toaster famous landscape painting

Actual 6th amendment cases are lol but this isn't one of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49448668)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: vengeful haunted graveyard

AI is great for working on shitlaw closings imo. But lol at not double checking everything. And lol at a jury being like “wait that was diddy’s famous line! let’s give this guy the gas chamber!” wtf is this jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49450780)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: aqua sandwich persian

like i said, it's an IRL evan39 article. imagine showing this to someone in 1995.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49451504)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: vengeful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2E#49451694)