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BIGLAWYERS DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECRETARY PROOFREAD UR SHIT?

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Carnelian orchestra pit
  10/21/14
lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC...
House-broken low-t space
  10/21/14
i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch eve...
Carnelian orchestra pit
  10/21/14
do you know how retarded secretary's are?
House-broken low-t space
  10/21/14
i guess not
Carnelian orchestra pit
  10/21/14
I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.
heady really tough guy
  10/21/14
how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? ...
Carnelian orchestra pit
  10/21/14
Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are. ...
heady really tough guy
  10/21/14
brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fuckin...
House-broken low-t space
  10/21/14
cr
Hateful costumed party of the first part lay
  10/21/14
Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust m...
heady really tough guy
  10/21/14
MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've e...
Bearded Field Voyeur
  10/21/14
yep
Sable Frozen Puppy Pervert
  10/21/14
absolutely not
fluffy whorehouse doctorate
  10/21/14
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shaky heaven corn cake
  06/28/25
this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to rev...
vivacious useless brakes wrinkle
  06/28/25
Of course.
Carnelian orchestra pit
  06/28/25
I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fu...
vivacious useless brakes wrinkle
  06/28/25
During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a de...
Carnelian orchestra pit
  06/28/25
I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well abov...
vivacious useless brakes wrinkle
  06/28/25
i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run i...
emerald talented mediation
  06/28/25


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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Carnelian orchestra pit



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: House-broken low-t space

lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC. do u think it'd make sense for her to read my shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26561918)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Carnelian orchestra pit

i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch every typo in a 20-page discovery response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26561929)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: House-broken low-t space

do you know how retarded secretary's are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26561947)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Carnelian orchestra pit

i guess not

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: heady really tough guy

I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26562084)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Carnelian orchestra pit

how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26562103)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: heady really tough guy

Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are.

By the way, doesn't your firm have a doc services dept that will proofread your shit? We had a 24/7 one. They are actually competent. One neat trick is if it is due in the morning you can finish it, send it to them and then pick it up in the AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26562130)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: House-broken low-t space

brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fucking low as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26562134)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Hateful costumed party of the first part lay

cr

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: heady really tough guy

Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust my secretary to do basically anything other than check formatting and submit for reimbursements. Now that I'm in-house the same remains true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26561999)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Bearded Field Voyeur

MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. I worked in a lot of professional offices growing up in a big city suburb and the office staffs there were about 20x as smart as a good biglaw secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#26562026)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Sable Frozen Puppy Pervert

yep

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: fluffy whorehouse doctorate

absolutely not

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: shaky heaven corn cake



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: vivacious useless brakes wrinkle

this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to review for any comments and if they miss something you yell at them later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#49057266)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Carnelian orchestra pit

Of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#49057300)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: vivacious useless brakes wrinkle

I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fucking mail if it mattered, I'd always do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#49057303)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Carnelian orchestra pit

During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a dedicated, intelligent, knowledgeable gay male secretary who could have been an attorney himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#49057306)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: vivacious useless brakes wrinkle

I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well above average for the firm and then one partner I worked with a lot had a jamaican lady who did not like any of us, but I know for a fact nothing bad would happen to either of them if something didn't get out of the mailroom in time whereas my ass would be grass so I'd head down and watch the mail proles put it in the outgoing before even trusting them, I think they must have hated me because I seemed to be constantly harassing them a minute before last call to get shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#49057314)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: emerald talented mediation

i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run it through AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2E#49057308)