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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
ruddy excitant national
  06/30/25
wow lol
Painfully honest institution halford
  06/30/25
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Submissive purple marketing idea digit ratio
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Painfully honest institution halford
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
ruddy excitant national
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Bright field idea he suggested
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
ruddy excitant national
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
vigorous honey-headed trust fund business firm
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Insanely creepy mahogany public bath
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Painfully honest institution halford
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Thriller sanctuary cuckold
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
ruddy excitant national
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Insanely creepy mahogany public bath
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Self-centered Turquoise Shrine Sneaky Criminal
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Painfully honest institution halford
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
ruddy excitant national
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Titillating lay
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
flushed beady-eyed den nibblets
  06/30/25
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splenetic menage
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Sooty Cracking Lodge Laser Beams
  06/30/25
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ruddy excitant national
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
magenta background story hospital
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
bateful stead
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
haunting milky puppy
  06/30/25
...
Thriller sanctuary cuckold
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Self-centered Turquoise Shrine Sneaky Criminal
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
stirring giraffe
  07/01/25
...
bateful stead
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Passionate University Chad
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
cordovan nursing home antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
very tactful henna stock car gaming laptop
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Magical cuckoldry rigpig
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Aromatic Stage Roommate
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Stimulating garrison
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: ruddy excitant national

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Painfully honest institution halford

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Submissive purple marketing idea digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Painfully honest institution halford

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: ruddy excitant national

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Bright field idea he suggested

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: ruddy excitant national

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: vigorous honey-headed trust fund business firm

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Insanely creepy mahogany public bath

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Painfully honest institution halford

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Thriller sanctuary cuckold

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: ruddy excitant national

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Insanely creepy mahogany public bath

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Self-centered Turquoise Shrine Sneaky Criminal

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Painfully honest institution halford

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: ruddy excitant national

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Titillating lay

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: flushed beady-eyed den nibblets

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: splenetic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Sooty Cracking Lodge Laser Beams

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: ruddy excitant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: magenta background story hospital

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: bateful stead

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: haunting milky puppy

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Thriller sanctuary cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Self-centered Turquoise Shrine Sneaky Criminal

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: stirring giraffe

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: bateful stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Passionate University Chad

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cordovan nursing home antidepressant drug

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: very tactful henna stock car gaming laptop

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Magical cuckoldry rigpig

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Aromatic Stage Roommate

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Stimulating garrison

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065360)