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Hypo: live the rest of your life as CSLG or RSF sycophant?

In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco frie...
Buff Heaven
  08/10/25
candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we...
heady shrine messiness
  08/11/25
See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&am...
azn "girl" cumming in TT's ass
  08/12/25
CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol
apoplectic flirting locus
  08/10/25
cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL
jet weed whacker corner
  08/10/25
Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread....
Buff Heaven
  08/10/25
I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that ...
jet weed whacker corner
  08/10/25
The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. ...
Buff Heaven
  08/10/25
bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait...
...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...;
  08/11/25
Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG hims...
Geriatric henna church building marketing idea
  08/10/25
In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. ...
Buff Heaven
  08/10/25
BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS
big private investor orchestra pit
  08/10/25
Lmao jfc
Buff Heaven
  08/10/25
...
violent theater stage
  08/10/25
Suicide with a high caliber weapon
Federal international law enforcement agency
  08/10/25
Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔
Buff Heaven
  08/10/25
Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant syco...
Federal international law enforcement agency
  08/10/25
A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  08/11/25
lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he ...
Histrionic startling station
  08/10/25
It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to th...
jet weed whacker corner
  08/10/25
he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of ...
Histrionic startling station
  08/10/25
CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up ...
Big-titted irate sound barrier
  08/10/25
I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants.
Wine Swashbuckling Site Chad
  08/10/25
That's what makes you Candy Ride tp
Buff Heaven
  08/10/25
CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone
heady shrine messiness
  08/11/25
i'd probably pick RSF. 80% chance with CSLG i'll at some...
Startled Principal's Office
  08/10/25
The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy an...
shivering sanctuary
  08/10/25
Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned ...
Buff Heaven
  08/10/25
“Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse a...
shivering sanctuary
  08/10/25
This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in ...
Buff Heaven
  08/11/25
...
Startled Principal's Office
  08/11/25
...
butt cheeks
  08/11/25
one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would n...
fulano
  08/11/25
What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright
The Goy World
  08/11/25
RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated
...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...;
  08/11/25
What measures would you suggest to achieve this
The Goy World
  08/11/25
more philanthropy and less hedonism.
...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...;
  08/11/25
The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon
The Goy World
  08/11/25
so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is ...
Sir Nick of Siggers
  08/11/25
No
The Goy World
  08/11/25
If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the n...
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  08/11/25


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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Buff Heaven

In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco fries or TDNW. You must choose a Patron Jew to follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171807)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: heady shrine messiness

candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we're talking boatloads of cum. he always rushes to defend RSF if anyone criticizes him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173704)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: azn "girl" cumming in TT's ass

See, eg: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761831&mc=13&forum_id=2#49180352

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49180447)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: apoplectic flirting locus

CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171809)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: jet weed whacker corner

cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171892)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Buff Heaven

Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread. You must choose between two options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171906)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: jet weed whacker corner

I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that sleazy rat faced weirdo vs with a chill drinking breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171913)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Buff Heaven

The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. No one is right or wrong here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171922)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...;


bbut where will i get the $1,000,000. Oh wait...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175053)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Geriatric henna church building marketing idea

Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG himself?

My answer is the same either way just want to be clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171927)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Buff Heaven

In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. Not the man, but the man who worships the man. You have to be a full blown toadie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171931)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: big private investor orchestra pit

BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171945)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Buff Heaven

Lmao jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171950)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: violent theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49171952)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Federal international law enforcement agency

Suicide with a high caliber weapon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49172055)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Buff Heaven

Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49172127)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Federal international law enforcement agency

Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant sycophant of anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49172154)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

A conjuring of the indicted sycophants was performed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49174704)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Histrionic startling station

lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he treated me 1/100th as bad as clsg shits all over DF

hard for friendless dorks on xo to understand how simple this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49172233)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: jet weed whacker corner

It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to throw him scraps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49172244)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Histrionic startling station

he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of person that clsg attracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49172315)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Big-titted irate sound barrier

CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up inside by guilt, shame, and maybe some repressed Judaism.

I’d take CSLG any day of the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49172322)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Wine Swashbuckling Site Chad

I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49172325)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Buff Heaven

That's what makes you Candy Ride tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173586)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: heady shrine messiness

CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173702)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Startled Principal's Office

i'd probably pick RSF.

80% chance with CSLG i'll at some point have to spend my time explaining away some disgusting and infamous public scandal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173591)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: shivering sanctuary

The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy and so many others, is that their lives are so fantastically different from my own. They’re what make this whole soap opera entertaining and help me interrogate my own life choices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173601)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Buff Heaven

Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned poasters was in a quirky life situation that you extracted a morality lesson from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173603)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: shivering sanctuary

“Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse and our close friends?” Karma Sushi is my modern parable.

“Do I want to sail the world in retirement?” LJL, Tommy taught me so much about separating my escapist fantasies from my actual life goals.

“I recall my carefree and mildly dissolute youth fondly. What would it be like to go raging at nightclubs at this age? To chase young women?” RSF’s SO 180 Summer of Freedom makes me want to lie down for a nap just hearing about it.

“Goddamn I’m tired. Burning the candle at both ends with work and family. Maybe I should just skip the gym. What could go wrong?” I am absolutely the type of man where if I let go of all willpower I would wake up face down in a buttery to-go container of Alice Springs chicken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173635)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: Buff Heaven

This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in bort history. I tip my fedora to you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173699)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Startled Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49173711)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175066)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: fulano

one potential factor is the company that cslg keeps. would not want to be around those people more than once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175043)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)

What's wrong with chandler? He seems alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175067)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...;


RSF bcs I believe he can be rehabilitated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175047)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)

What measures would you suggest to achieve this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175069)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,;...;


more philanthropy and less hedonism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175151)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)

The local weatherman is not forecasting that any time soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175157)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Sir Nick of Siggers

so this hypo you are choosing to be disco fries or TDNW. is killself an option?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175048)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175070)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

If you choose DF cholesterol will take care of that in the next 2 years or so anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2E#49175078)