Met her during my first week at college

It was love at first sight

Kicked my roommate out the dorm room

So she could stay the night

Introduced her to my mom and dad

And all my friends at home

Changed my Facebook relationship status

But I really shoulda known

We went to a fraternity party

Even walked in hand in hand

But then a 6 foot 4 guy came in

Was he a rockstar in a band?

No, it was our school’s starting quarterback

Perfect smile and teeth

Charming and he’s famous too

He even beat Bama last week.

He looked my girl in the eye

Pushed me out of the way

He kissed her right on the lips

And said “who is this guy is he gay?”

My girlfriend fucked a football star

Like I wasn’t even there

Went upstairs to the bedroom

And she came down with messed up hair

Oh my god what do I do?

Do I end this here?

Or is this a funny story

That my children will hear.

My girlfriend fucked a football star

Like I wasn’t even there

Went upstairs to the bedroom

And she came down with messed up hair

She didn’t say sorry to me

Then didn’t return my calls

She then texted me “we need a break”

“A short relationship pause”

My girlfriend fucked a football star

Like I wasn’t even there

Went upstairs to the bedroom

And she came down with messed up hair

Is it cause I’m 5 foot 9 and he is 6 foot 4?

I thought we had a real thing going

But then she showed me quickly the door

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