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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
godawful becky
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
ocher tripping house
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
godawful becky
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
ocher tripping house
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
godawful becky
  11/11/25
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godawful becky
  11/11/25
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Razzle-dazzle Carnelian Location Doctorate
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Fragrant flushed church
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Rough-skinned trust fund lay
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
godawful becky
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
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Fragrant flushed church
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Insecure University Voyeur
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
godawful becky
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
supple crackhouse dysfunction
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Insecure University Voyeur
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Multi-colored double fault heaven
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
godawful becky
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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  11/11/25
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godawful becky
  11/11/25
tp
Burgundy meetinghouse
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
godawful becky
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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godawful becky
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: godawful becky

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: ocher tripping house

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: godawful becky

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: ocher tripping house

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Sooty hilarious boistinker pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: hyperactive aquamarine tattoo market

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ladyboy theater

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: godawful becky

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ladyboy theater

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: racy point organic girlfriend

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal faggotry cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: sable messiness

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: godawful becky

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Carnelian Location Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Fragrant flushed church

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned trust fund lay

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: godawful becky

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned trust fund lay

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Fragrant flushed church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Insecure University Voyeur

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: godawful becky

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: supple crackhouse dysfunction

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Insecure University Voyeur

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored double fault heaven

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: godawful becky

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone white nursing home mad-dog skullcap

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chrome corner puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: electric saffron yarmulke

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Charismatic Hairless Giraffe Goal In Life

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored double fault heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Boyish green scourge upon the earth kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Burgundy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: High-end submissive old irish cottage

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chrome corner puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Spruce ratface

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: godawful becky

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Burgundy meetinghouse

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Claret parlor toilet seat

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: blathering sticky gaping gas station

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: godawful becky

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Low-t Field

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: godawful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: appetizing dark hunting ground factory reset button

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: godawful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chrome corner puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Boyish green scourge upon the earth kitchen

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal faggotry cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Translucent Glittery Boiling Water Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: ocher tripping house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Carnelian Location Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Claret parlor toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: heady navy alpha skinny woman

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: godawful becky

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: trip affirmative action cuckoldry

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Sooty hilarious boistinker pocket flask

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49424851)