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The Guardian DESTROYS Northwestttern Mutttual in lengthy screed

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/nov/24/northwester...
racy peach area
  11/25/25
tl;dr pls summarize. i skimmed and it seems to be disgruntle...
maniacal bat shit crazy crotch nowag
  11/25/25
TLDR: Northwestern is a TTT school and Insurance Company
Lavender home
  11/25/25
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maniacal bat shit crazy crotch nowag
  11/25/25
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Zombie-like base mother
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red excitant turdskin
  11/25/25
scummy if true
Mind-boggling pink rigpig lodge
  11/25/25
Every "financial advisor" job is this kind of scum...
Passionate violet community account abode
  11/25/25
i made the mistake of talking to an advisor and he was eithe...
Green vibrant feces kitchen
  11/25/25
These guys have made a fortune hawking insurance slop to inn...
soggy ruddy gaping rehab
  11/25/25
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racy peach area
  11/25/25
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HojRakso
  11/28/25
When Jeremy Biar, a senior at Texas A&M University, sp...
shaky organic girlfriend stage
  11/25/25
He bombed OCI imo
Lavender home
  11/25/25
And is out there in public still trying to bask in the refle...
shaky organic girlfriend stage
  11/25/25
I thought this was common knowledge... Anyone who's interact...
cobalt motley corner depressive
  11/25/25
Zurich apparently did.
Smoky flatulent ratface
  11/25/25
i handed over almost my entire net worth to them. they got m...
(she was a bowl of yams)
  11/28/25
If Dave Ramsey does anything well, its telling idiots not to...
Fragrant Fluffy Point Roast Beef
  11/25/25
Should have done Enterprise Rent-a-Car.
Chocolate boyish house
  11/25/25
I know a guy who did this, he said it was a nightmare of bei...
soggy ruddy gaping rehab
  11/26/25


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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: racy peach area

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/nov/24/northwestern-mutual-insurance-jobs-hiring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458766)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: maniacal bat shit crazy crotch nowag

tl;dr pls summarize. i skimmed and it seems to be disgruntled bros who cant do sales and are maf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458776)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Lavender home

TLDR: Northwestern is a TTT school and Insurance Company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458783)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: maniacal bat shit crazy crotch nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458888)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Zombie-like base mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458895)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: red excitant turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458897)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling pink rigpig lodge

scummy if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458794)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Passionate violet community account abode

Every "financial advisor" job is this kind of scummy boiler-room shit, dressed up to greater or lesser degrees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458894)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Green vibrant feces kitchen

i made the mistake of talking to an advisor and he was either retarded or crooked, tried to get me to roll over $700k in 401k funds into a "index annuity." i knew from the jump that this had to be a bullshit product, and of course it was when i researched it. fired the guy with a lengthy screed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49459345)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: soggy ruddy gaping rehab

These guys have made a fortune hawking insurance slop to innumerate biglaw associates. Lengthy threads on this topic in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49458905)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: racy peach area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49461284)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: HojRakso



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49469326)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: shaky organic girlfriend stage

When Jeremy Biar, a senior at Texas A&M University, spotted one of these booths, one with a big laminated placard that read Northwestern Mutual, he was relieved. He had yet to organise a summer internship and was glad when the recruiters began courting him.

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The thinking is: “Let me get a bunch of people that went to this relatively prestigious university, and let me meet the wealthiest people that [they] know,” says Jeremy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49459338)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Lavender home

He bombed OCI imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49459360)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: shaky organic girlfriend stage

And is out there in public still trying to bask in the reflected glory of Rick Perry being a Faggie 50 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49459436)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: cobalt motley corner depressive

I thought this was common knowledge... Anyone who's interacted with one Northwestern Mutual "Financial Planner" knows this exact script. I didn't think anyone took these guys seriously?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49459733)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Smoky flatulent ratface

Zurich apparently did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49460805)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

i handed over almost my entire net worth to them. they got me.

*squirms autistically as though a buttplug were lodged in my ass, wearing a slim-fit suit from charles tyrwhitt and sitting next to a black man while we both talk about are enthusiasm for high-powered rifles and with us sit a wigger client with a hat cocked sideways*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49469387)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Fluffy Point Roast Beef

If Dave Ramsey does anything well, its telling idiots not to buy whole life insurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49460751)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish house

Should have done Enterprise Rent-a-Car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49460796)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: soggy ruddy gaping rehab

I know a guy who did this, he said it was a nightmare of being screamed at by the worst people in America, often in barely intelligible English.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802206&forum_id=2E#49461973)