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Caroline Ellison gets out of jail in July. What's next for her?

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bossy institution corn cake
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Judgmental avocado native
  12/15/25
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bossy institution corn cake
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Judgmental avocado native
  12/15/25
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bossy institution corn cake
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
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bossy institution corn cake
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wild navy idea he suggested
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narrow-minded regret ladyboy
  12/20/25
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contagious address jewess
  12/15/25
Unnnnngh
Buck-toothed National Security Agency Mexican
  12/15/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_w...
hateful garrison
  12/15/25
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bossy institution corn cake
  12/15/25
JFC
Fiercely-loyal fishy becky kitchen
  12/15/25
Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition
Wonderful step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
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bossy institution corn cake
  12/20/25
Phenotype Freaks
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The OnlyFans Freak Carnival
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Imagine the smell.
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Only fans obviously
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: bossy institution corn cake



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Judgmental avocado native

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2E#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: bossy institution corn cake



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Judgmental avocado native

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2E#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: bossy institution corn cake



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Judgmental avocado native

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2E#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: bossy institution corn cake



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: wild navy idea he suggested



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded regret ladyboy



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: contagious address jewess

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Buck-toothed National Security Agency Mexican

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: hateful garrison

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: bossy institution corn cake



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fishy becky kitchen

JFC

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Wonderful step-uncle's house

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: bronze trailer park

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bossy institution corn cake



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fishy becky kitchen

Phenotype Freaks

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Wonderful step-uncle's house

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: iridescent private investor

Imagine the smell.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Obsidian gaped plaza

Only fans obviously

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