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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked

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I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and t...
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That’s brilliant
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be serious
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Just sent him a screenshot of this
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When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and w...
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We had flank steak
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how was the merlot?
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: multi-colored electric furnace bawdyhouse

We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.

If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture.

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: electric church building goal in life

My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”

She felt real embarrassed.

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Carmine abode bbw



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: demanding arousing doctorate public bath

buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Impressive cobalt incel toaster

I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.

our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839873)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: multi-colored electric furnace bawdyhouse



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: demanding arousing doctorate public bath



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: saffron police squad



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: green deranged windowlicker cruise ship

I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ".

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: electric church building goal in life

That’s brilliant

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating sanctuary

be serious

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: multi-colored electric furnace bawdyhouse

Just sent him a screenshot of this

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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM
Author: green deranged windowlicker cruise ship

When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: saffron police squad



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: mustard offensive jap



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: bull headed snowy elastic band

Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp

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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park deer antler



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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: GHOSTCHAD (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Charcoal box office

He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2E#49839929)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Frum iridescent trust fund state



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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: Disturbing dingle berry

Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food

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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM
Author: multi-colored electric furnace bawdyhouse

We had flank steak

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Carmine abode bbw



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: demanding arousing doctorate public bath

absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Carmine abode bbw

how was the merlot?

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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: multi-colored electric furnace bawdyhouse

Dry and unremarkable

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