"but his boistinker was a stinker of boys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335311&forum_id=2E#31288672)

-from Macbeth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335311&forum_id=2E#31288681)

Once more unto the boistinker, dear friends, once more;

Or close the hole up with our English dicks.

In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man

As modest stillness and humility:

But when the blast of a giggleboi blows in our ears,

Then imitate the action of the Halford.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335311&forum_id=2E#31288723)

A doobs, a doobs! My HELLROOM for a doobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335311&forum_id=2E#31289165)

IAGO

I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter

and the turdskin are now making the beast with two backs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335311&forum_id=2E#31288711)

Still, studying Shakespeare = the church of high school classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335311&forum_id=2E#31288712)

PETRUCHIO

Who knows not where a wasp does

wear his sting? In his tail.

KATHARINA

In his clitdick.

PETRUCHIO

Whose clitdick?

KATHARINA

Yours, if you talk of tails: and so farewell.

PETRUCHIO

What, with my clitdick in your tail? nay, come again,

Good Kate; I am a gentleman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335311&forum_id=2E#31288717)

"Alas! For shame! A bundle of faggots burns betwixt thou!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335311&forum_id=2E#31288721)